GamerGuy
06-25-2007, 06:32 PM
This is part joke, part humourous story. Enjoy!
Dumb, Dumber, and Dumberer are stranded on one of 27 remote islands, no food, no clean water, no Charizard to protect them.
Dumb questions Dumberer: ''Why dontcha put yerself to good use? Go find something good that won't kill us again?''
Dumberer responds with a 27-fingered salute: ''Graham Crackers!'' and scurries into the jungle, nearly tripping on 27 grains of sand.
After escaping the tight grasps of 27 snakes in a row, Dumberer comes across a magic lamp. You guessed it, 27 hunters tried to pickpocket him on his way back.
Dumb asks Dumberer: ''What's this?''
Dumberer replies energetically: ''Uh, I got McDonald's on Speed Dial, numbah 27!!!!
Dumber says, ''Figures.''
Dumb, thinking the lamp was a high-stakes slot machine, rubbed it 27 times for good luck on the ''slot.''
Out of the lamp, 27 rings of green smoke puffed out. Then, one large green cloud puffed out, followed by...a...blue, floating human with weird hair bursted out.
''Hey y'all, it's Sanjaya The Genie! 27, no, 3 wishes!!!''
Dumb started gazing at his hair blankly, then made a wish. ''I, uhhhh... no duh, get me out of this stinkhole! Ive got 27 places i'd rather be in!''
He vanished.
Dumber, eyes popping due to hair, made a wish. ''What he said.''
He vanished.
Dumberer, oblivious to a certain something on a certain someone's head, looked around, lonely. ''I'm lonely. I wish Dumb and Dumber were here, along with 27 of my bestest friends!''
Note my love of the number 27. Please rate and post!
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Dumb, Dumber, and Dumberer are stranded on one of 27 remote islands, no food, no clean water, no Charizard to protect them.
Dumb questions Dumberer: ''Why dontcha put yerself to good use? Go find something good that won't kill us again?''
Dumberer responds with a 27-fingered salute: ''Graham Crackers!'' and scurries into the jungle, nearly tripping on 27 grains of sand.
After escaping the tight grasps of 27 snakes in a row, Dumberer comes across a magic lamp. You guessed it, 27 hunters tried to pickpocket him on his way back.
Dumb asks Dumberer: ''What's this?''
Dumberer replies energetically: ''Uh, I got McDonald's on Speed Dial, numbah 27!!!!
Dumber says, ''Figures.''
Dumb, thinking the lamp was a high-stakes slot machine, rubbed it 27 times for good luck on the ''slot.''
Out of the lamp, 27 rings of green smoke puffed out. Then, one large green cloud puffed out, followed by...a...blue, floating human with weird hair bursted out.
''Hey y'all, it's Sanjaya The Genie! 27, no, 3 wishes!!!''
Dumb started gazing at his hair blankly, then made a wish. ''I, uhhhh... no duh, get me out of this stinkhole! Ive got 27 places i'd rather be in!''
He vanished.
Dumber, eyes popping due to hair, made a wish. ''What he said.''
He vanished.
Dumberer, oblivious to a certain something on a certain someone's head, looked around, lonely. ''I'm lonely. I wish Dumb and Dumber were here, along with 27 of my bestest friends!''
Note my love of the number 27. Please rate and post!
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