blonds

[RedneckFore]

A gorgeous young goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.

"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."

The took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.

The doctor said, "You're not really a , are you?

"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a ."

"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."

[Warluster]

lol. though it sounds kinda familar...

[jenjen94]

That was pretty funny.

[etha81bro]

as many blonds jokes i have heard that sucked

[Nintendolover]

It was funny the first million times I heard the full thing and true joke.

Yep...

[etha81bro]

i bet so

[fireheart708]

post any blonde jokes u have heard!!!!!!!!!

[Adam]

Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash?
She got cold and turned off the fan.

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[fireheart708]

hers's one.

a blonde, a burnette, and a red head are sentenced to excecution,
the red head is up first, the judge asks"any last requests?"
she says"no..."
"Ready...aim..."
"Tornado!" she yells everyone hits the dirt(she runs off).
next, the burnette, the judge asks"any last requests?"
"no."
"ready...aim..."
"Earthquaaaaake!!!" everyone takes cover and then she runs off
finaly, the blonde, the judge askes"any last requests?"
"no"
"ready...aim..."
"FIRE!!"

[dragonfoot]

there was a blonde parkin in parkin bit when she crashed into the car infront of her he they man man infront and the girl came out he started swarein he went in his van and came back out with chock and a baceball bat he drew a circal in the ground and said dont come out of there and stared beatin her car
after a few hit she started giglin and he looks at her and told her 2 shut up
after a other few she gigled agein and he look at her angrly then he hit it 5 more time when he stoped she was giglin agein and he said what so funny?
she said when u werent lookin i steped out the ring 3 time =]

[jenjen94]

what do you call a blonde who dyed her hair brown?
artificial intelligence

[etha81bro]

there was a blonde parkin in parkin bit when she crashed into the car infront of her he they man man infront and the girl came out he started swarein he went in his van and came back out with chock and a baceball bat he drew a circal in the ground and said dont come out of there and stared beatin her car
after a few hit she started giglin and he looks at her and told her 2 shut up
after a other few she gigled agein and he look at her angrly then he hit it 5 more time when he stoped she was giglin agein and he said what so funny?
she said when u werent lookin i steped out the ring 3 time =]

heardit

[etha81bro]

how does a blode backspace on a computer?
she puts white-out on it

[dragonfoot]

heardit

still funny tho eh?

[dragonfoot]

there was a blonde girl drivin when a police car drived by a blonde pulled her over and she asked for the drivin licence and she said "what dose it look like"
and then the poilce said " it has a picture of you and it tell a lil aboutr u"
so she looked in her bag and pulled out a mirror and dhowed her
"you should of told me you were a police woman" =]

[jenjen94]

how does a blode backspace on a computer?
she puts white-out on it

Yeah I heard it, when my friend told my I started laughing so hard I almost fell out of my chair

[etha81bro]

ha ha ha

[jenjen94]

She forgot to take the tissue out of the box. he he he

[Comet]

How does a blonde change a lightbulb?
She doesn't- she won't work in the dark.
-by Comet

[pikapika95]

funny. lol! :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

[PikaYasha]

LOL....Comet, you're good at this.You should be a comedian.Much better then me, so you are good.I am HORRIBLE with jokes.Very terrible with them.
Anyways, great job to all of you!:)

[pikapika95]

what kind of jelly do cars eat?










traffic jam :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[tjthemaster]

There is a blonde in a conoe rowing in the feild. and another blonde drives up and says its blondes like you that makes us look bad and if I could swim I would kick your butt.

[Iavgotregigias6]

hahahahahahahaha
A BLONDE COMES UP IN A NITTING SHOP AND SES CAN A HAVE SUM WHITE WUL AND THE SHOP KEEPER SES YER LET ME GET MA SCISSORS

[pikapika95]

ha ha ha ha ha ha :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[tjthemaster]

A Blonde walks in a store and says she want's to buy that t.v. the cashear says we don't serve blondes. she comes back with a red wig on and says I want to buy that TV. Cashear: we don't serve blondes. she comes back with a burnet wig and says I want to buy that TV. Cashear: we don't serve blondes. She comes back with no wig on and says I've been in here with 2 different wigs and you knew I was blonde how. cashear thats not a TV its a microwave.

[Iavgotregigias6]

lol
tht was funny

[jenjen94]

A big group of comedians!