Hogwash School Of WitchCraft And CarWash RPG

[GamerGuy]

Blimey, this is the Hogwash RPG. Start by picking a personality, witch/wizard name, etc. Introduce yourself. Make Wizard friends. Talk. Rule Ol' BumbleDoor's Office/Shack. Heheh.

[PokemonQueen47]

HEY!!!!!! NOBODY MAKES FUN OF HOGWARTS SCHOOL FOR WIZARDRY AND WITCHCRAFT! *gasp, gasp, gasp...* Hello uh....where do you think I LIVE? Read location on this post and you will see what it says! I am very sensitive when it comes to the Harry Potter books. So NOBODY makes fun of Hogwarts! NOBODY!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN ON YOUR OWN MAKE FUN OG HARRY FORUMS BUT NOT HERE! ESPIACALLY not where my forums are....J.K.RowlingFans,MagicHome,HermioneFanClub.. ..*gasp* woops...gotta go!

[Warluster]

SPam.. so Expalliarmius! *Points wand*

:)

[PokemonQueen47]

Grrrrrrrrr.........Crucio! *sorry but just had to use the Cruiactus curse against you! :evil: *

[GamerGuy]

I think this is a very good time for....

AVADA KEDAVRA!!

lol just kidding

[lucariopkmn]

reducto!

[sniperman]

erm.....uhhh....ah.....hummm..........protego!!!!! !!!

[PokemonQueen47]

hmmmm....lucariopkmn! You would be just a PERFECT wizard!(wizard, right?) so please Come here, all ye wizards and witches in the making! (http://SnakeToothesSchool.smfforfree3.com/index.php)
oh yes and...you too sniperman...

[GamerGuy]

Avada Kedavra!

[FreakyCheater]

Like I'd die even if I split my soul.:evil: LOL

[jacksparrow]

Avada Kedavra!!!!!!!!

[mikepie]

INPEDIMENTA!!

i better go get my books!!!

[jacksparrow]

i haven't been studying preffessor Mikepie but i have no regret in doing this:IPERIO!!!!
*takes control of Mikepie* now hit yourself in the face repeatedly.

[GamerGuy]

Avada Kedavra!

[jacksparrow]

missed me and proffessor gamerguy or whatever...here's something i found for you...
CRUCIO!!!!!!!!!!

[mikepie]

MP:Sorry Jack Riddle but you are not as powerful as me...*makes a new spell called Pie...* PIE *... that turns Jack good*

MP:ha ha you are not evil anymore!!

[FreakyCheater]

i haven't been studying preffessor Mikepie but i have no regret in doing this:IPERIO!!!!
*takes control of Mikepie* now hit yourself in the face repeatedly.
Um, not to brg or anything, but...That is IMPERIO to you. You see? Why not am I the Professor at SnakeToothes School For Wizards And Witches? I am mostly the Professor of DADA. But I make good for other subjects as well, you see? Speaking of that...jacksparrow...you will never be a professor at SnakeToothes, even if you signed up. mikepie though might, if he joins and applies.;) :D

[jacksparrow]

hello,how are you madam, this fine evening? i am delighted to make your acquaintance. let me get yout coat and hat Wingardium Leviosa*hat and coat flies to coat rack* how is that madam? would you like a chair?

[mikepie]

Um, not to brg or anything, but...That is IMPERIO to you. You see? Why not am I the Professor at SnakeToothes School For Wizards And Witches? I am mostly the Professor of DADA. But I make good for other subjects as well, you see? Speaking of that...jacksparrow...you will never be a professor at SnakeToothes, even if you signed up. mikepie though might, if he joins and applies.;) :D

cool i just might join now... or not... or yes... or i don't now the website!!!... never mind i got it!!!

[FreakyCheater]

FC to jacksparrow:Oh please, pestering fool. You could not be Professor even if by being nice. If that's what you wish. Dont even try me...*raises wand* I could might be able to beat you in a duel, as I know my spells front to back, side to side and head to toe*Strange, yes...very...LOL!*. Dont try me.

[jacksparrow]

i wouldn't even dream of fighting such a delightful girl, maybe if you were to turn me back i might be up to the challenge.

[mikepie]

MP to FC: i'll try you Exspelliarmus*uses expelliarmus*

[FreakyCheater]

Hmm. Not quite, my friend. Not quite. The best wizard we've seen at CM or even Snaketoothes is mostly Comet...Cometheart now formally known as. Lukario is mostly good at SnakeToothes, but Cometheart is the BEST here at CM.:D Ok: "Finite!" *FC blocks spells and counters others.* And...Langlock!*MP can suddeny not say anything to get any spells to work*

[mikepie]

Mikepie says the spell,Stupify, in his head and a flash of red light burst out of his wand and hit FC in her arm that isn't holding the wand!

MP thinks:ha ha that's how powerful i am i just wish i could talk*says a spell in his head again and was free of FC's spell!!

"ha ha that's how powerful i am!!!!he says grinning" he says grinning.

[FreakyCheater]

Ok. Bye. Im going to SnakeToothes School For Wizards And Witches. If anyone wanted to join that didnt, go to: 1541 and you will find the old and new SnakeToothes. Find the new one that is by smfforfree3.com and that's the one you want. It's the second to last page I think.

[GamerGuy]

Imperius!

[FreakyCheater]

Now I said enough! Silencio! Now then...MP...
Petrificus Totalus!*MP straightened up as tight as a soldier, became stiff, and fell to the floor looking horrfied* Perfect. Now stay that way. Oh...GG...
Petrificus Totalus!*GamerGuy fell flat on his face and not being able to move*

[mikepie]

i am back

MP suddenly unfroze and said "Imperio." FC was now under MP's control,"now what should i make her do, i know unfreeze GG" she did that "GG lets destroy her... Mwa hahahahahaha!!!

[FreakyCheater]

tch-tch. Silencio! When I say that, all vioces are quieted! Now, mikepie, if you wish to still be a wizard, I suggest you stop. Why do I say that? Because I will BAN YOU from SnakeToothes. And That would be a shame since its your first day! Banning will cause you to be suspened for a number of days/weeks, and Mortal Banning will lead to a Permanent Expel. I dont believe you want to be Expelled, now, do you?

[mikepie]

sorry head mistress!

[FreakyCheater]

Yes, well...you must not be bothersome so or I will hang you by your ankle in midair. Got it? Or I'll just do something easier...ban you, expel you...all same thing to me.http://www.yahoofreak.com/emoticons/Evil%20Emoticons/brown%20evil.gif

[GamerGuy]

Hmmmm.....*Points Wand at Patient and all his different accounts* AVADA KEDAVRA!

[jacksparrow]

i don't like you killing peopleWINGARDIUM LEVIOSA *hangs Gamerguy upside sown* i'm not going to let you down.

[GamerGuy]

AVADA KEDAVRA! *To Jacksparrow*

[jacksparrow]

*dodges* you're still hanging upside down. hmmm*undos the spell and Gamerguy comes falling down* AVADA KADAVRA!!!!!!!

[mikepie]

"levicorpus," says Mikepie and he gets both of them, "stop killing each other!! maybe i should tell the headmistress on you! or better yet the Ministry of Magic... wait they've been corrupted by Voldemort!!"

Jack and GamerGuy are still hanging. then he puts them down," if you do that again you punishment will be worse, trust me!!!"

[jacksparrow]

i'm sorry professor.*walks away and makes water come out of his wand and Gamerguy slips*

[FreakyCheater]

i don't like you killing peopleWINGARDIUM LEVIOSA *hangs Gamerguy upside sown* i'm not going to let you down.Sorry to corrupt this horribleness(Sorry?! Please!), but it is...well, if you want to learn it, I must teach it. Levicorpus!*Jack and GamerGuy hang upside down their ankle*And I guess I will let you down...but dont attack eachother ANYMORE! Liberacorpus! See my friend mikpie? That is all said and done:) Now, no more fighting or making fun of eachother, or NONE of that! I will have no more of it! GamerGuy, if you do anything more of this, I will Ban you from Snaketoothes. How would you like that, hm? And I want none more from YOU*points wand at Jack*, either.

[GamerGuy]

Fine...*Makes jacksparrow puke slugs behind teacher's back* Jack and me will be nothing short of perfect! *Casts stupefy on Mike behind teacher's back* <Won't we, Jack? Mike?> *Spoken in Parseltounge*

[FreakyCheater]

Hm. Dont make me think I cnt hear you, because I can! And stupefy always makes noice, so too bad on your luck! jack, go to the nurse or someone and STOP pukeing slugs! GamerGuy, you will pay for this :wtf: You will. And Mike...Ennervate! mikepie is back to normal. Now, GamerGuy....or may I say....Mr.Alex? You dont do that ANYMORE or you WILL be banned, SnakeToothes or NO SnakeToothes! You and jack act like little boys attacking eachother back and forth. So, either let me Ban/Mortal Ban you, let me call you two little boys who are immature and dont know how to listen, or...I hang you by your heels and DONT let you down! A perfect punishment, as well:)(!!!Bad thing!!!*cough, cough*)

[jacksparrow]

*runs and then falls over and pukes 6 giant slugs on freakycheaters shoes by accident* blahgh *pukes up another slug*

[Iavgotregigias6]

Are you alright *I puke up on you because of you puking up slugs*

[jacksparrow]

*pukes up more slugs o Freakycheaters shoes*

[Iavgotregigias6]

ewwwwww dude seriosly you have to see the nurse

[jacksparrow]

can't get to nurse*pukes up another slug*

[GamerGuy]

*Does Multi Avada Kedavra*

[jacksparrow]

*leans over and pukes the last giant, slimy, green, hairy slug on Gamerguy's leg*

[FreakyCheater]

Stop it this INSTANT! You BETTER, I warn you all! Now, locomoter Jack! Now then, Jack, if you ever puke slugs on my shoes again, you are either: Expelled/MORTALLY Expelled. Got it?! Now then...*FC walks out of the room keeping Jack up in the air while she walks* Here we are. Nurse!! Jack here needs to be controlled! He's puking slugs all over the place! Thank you! Now then...Mr.Alex...I think I have had enough of this killing game to...oh I dont know...Expel you? Expell means ban, Mortal Expel, means PERMANENT either delete or expel. So...good bye! Im off to ban Mr.Alex from SnakeToothes for...2 weeks. Bye!

[mikepie]

Mikepie: umm what is MORTALLY Expelled???...

i wish i could get rid of the killing course!!!! there is no point in it!!

[FreakyCheater]

Mortally Expel means Expelled for good. Expel means Ban. Get it? Expel=Ban, Moratl/Mortally Expel=Expel for good. Get it?

[mikepie]

i get it... oh i got to get to class!!*runs to Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom*

[jacksparrow]

yeah, i'm better now and if i don't hurry i'll be late for DAtDA. Bye..*runs down the hall to get away from Proffefor FreakyCheater*

[FreakyCheater]

You know, Im NOT Professor FreakyCheater...if you read SnakeToothes School For Wizards and Witches thread, you'll see that I am HeadMistress GoldenRow. But Im also Professor of DADA, AND I am Head of the Potter House at SnakeToothes forum, as mikepie shall know. Oh, if GamerGuy posts again which I hope he doesnt...
FC to GamerGuy: Avada Kadavera is an illegal spell. Oh also, I banned you for 2 weeks at SnakeToothes. And if you dont believe me, go try to login at SnakeToothes: http://SnakeToothesSchool.smfforfree3.com

[mikepie]

hi i am your professor! Professor Micheal!! don't forget to go to Charms class!!

[jacksparrow]

hi headmistress you hair is weird..i mean lovely today.

[mikepie]

some student: Professor Micheal says go to class NOW!!

Professor Micheal: yes go to class, both of you!!

[jacksparrow]

Me? I do't even know you!

[GamerGuy]

.........

[jacksparrow]

I don't take orders from a girl wearing frog guts. Waves wand and Mikepie is wearing frog guts everywhere.
There.

[mikepie]

I AM YOUR PROFESSOR(charms)!! I CAN HAVE YOU EXPELLED!!!:mad:
in fact you now have detention after class... which is in 5,4,3,2,1(bell rings)

[jacksparrow]

aww man! Where to professor frog guts, imean Mikepie, ma'am. I like what you've done with you hair.

[mikepie]

you shall address me as Professor Micheal
i'm a boy(mister not ma'am)
you don't know what my hair looks like, i'm wearing a wizard hat(not really)(how did you know i got a hair cut, i'm serious)

[jacksparrow]

uhhh all good quetions professor Micheal. I uhh, how out we go to that detention now.

[GamerGuy]

....i'm banned....

[mikepie]

uhhh all good quetions professor Micheal. I uhh, how out we go to that detention now.

you actually want detention!!:wow::wow::confused::confused:

and your already in charms class

[jacksparrow]

no, but but you said i had dtention, i don't want it. Ok i do i have this mean guy next in my class and he hates me. I don't want to go to his class, don''t make me go!!!!!!!

[mikepie]

hmmm... fine but you are going to have to do work in here!! it's pretty messy, so clean it up!!

who is the meany!

[jacksparrow]

ummmm, ok and the guy is Professor Killson. Wait do ou mean i have to clean the whole castle. Isn't tat the caretakers job?

[mikepie]

NO clean the class room!!!:mad:

[jacksparrow]

ohhh ok. I'm gonna need cleaning supplies, or do you want me to use my spit?

[mikepie]

over there*points to a door with wand* "alohamora"*door opens and cleaning supplies were inside*

[jacksparrow]

ew what's that smell, it's smells like rotting corpses.

[mikepie]

what! no one died in here!! not that i know of i hope!! GET TO CLEANING!!!

[jacksparrow]

ok Wingardium Leviosa
Starts cleaning.

[mikepie]

STOP!! NO MAGIC!! do it like a MUGGLE!!

[jacksparrow]

What?! no magic? That's not fair.

[mikepie]

you're the one that got your self into this!!:D

[jacksparrow]

i know. alright.
gets up and starts scrubing the floor.

[GamerGuy]

........

[jacksparrow]

Hey aren't yu supposed to be in class?
Continues scrubing the floor.

[mikepie]

yes gamerguy get to class!! or would you like to help clean!!

[jacksparrow]

*mumbles*i would like some help*mumbles*

[mikepie]

stop mumbling over there!!

[jacksparrow]

*mumbles* yes sir*mumbles*

[mikepie]

your still mumbling!!

[jacksparrow]

Sorry Sir.

[mikepie]

ok since i'm in a good mood you may use your magic!!

[GamerGuy]

...but...im banned....

[mikepie]

why are you banned!!

[GamerGuy]

The Forbidden Spell.

[mikepie]

on who!!??

[GamerGuy]

...maybe....well....you see......uhmmm...everyone.

[mikepie]

you should be in Askaban!!

[GamerGuy]

I'm gonna poop on you...heeehee..J/K!

[jacksparrow]

that's gross.
Goes back to cleaning and is almost done

[mikepie]

are you done yet!!

[jacksparrow]

yes, sir i finished about an hour ago.

[mikepie]

don't lie!!

[jacksparrow]

what did i miss something?

[mikepie]

no you didn't finish an hour ago!!

if you did you should have told me... even though you didn't!!

oh and you missed on little spot called my desk!!

and i'm sitting in it!!

[jacksparrow]

oh well can you move so i can get it?

[mikepie]

ok *moves somewhere else*
and only clean the top and bottom!! don't touch anything else!!!

[jacksparrow]

*cleans top and bottom really good*
How's that?

[mikepie]

good!! now you are done but you still have 10 minutes of detention left!!

[jacksparrow]

ok so what shoul i do professor?

[mikepie]

there's nothing else you can do!! and wow this class is the cleanest in the whole school!!! GREAT JOB!!!

[jacksparrow]

thank you proffessr.

[mikepie]

you are welcome!! i'll let you go for good behavior!! don't do it again!!

[Homer99]

Casts The Dementor Spell(it's a Made Up Spell)!