lonely03
02-12-2007, 07:46 AM
back when beckham was playing for manchester united he was having a problem so he rung alex fergerson. "boss" he said " victoria bought me a jigsaw puzzle of a tiger but i just cant seem to get all the pieces to fit. it is really starting to annoy me now and i'm worried that it will affect my game if i cant get it done"
alex now begins to worry so he says "alright david, bring it round to me and we can get it done together"
so beckham goes round and tips the pieces onto the table for alex to see. and alex looks at them, shakes his head and says "put the frosties back in the box david"
another stupid beckham one
a plane was crossing the atlantic ocean when it was struck by lightening and was going down. on this plane was david beckham, a young girl and an old man but only 2 parachutes. so they needed to decide who was going to take them and live. beckham decided that he should get 1 of the parachutes as he was an international star and would be mourned by thousands so he grabs one and jumps out of the plane. the old man turns to the young girl and says "im old and have lived a good life so as theres only 1 parachute left and your young you should be the one to live."
the young girl just smiles at him and says "no, we can both live. theres 2 parachutes left" the old man looks puzzled and she replies "beckham took my school bag"
i know they are old but i love them!
alex now begins to worry so he says "alright david, bring it round to me and we can get it done together"
so beckham goes round and tips the pieces onto the table for alex to see. and alex looks at them, shakes his head and says "put the frosties back in the box david"
another stupid beckham one
a plane was crossing the atlantic ocean when it was struck by lightening and was going down. on this plane was david beckham, a young girl and an old man but only 2 parachutes. so they needed to decide who was going to take them and live. beckham decided that he should get 1 of the parachutes as he was an international star and would be mourned by thousands so he grabs one and jumps out of the plane. the old man turns to the young girl and says "im old and have lived a good life so as theres only 1 parachute left and your young you should be the one to live."
the young girl just smiles at him and says "no, we can both live. theres 2 parachutes left" the old man looks puzzled and she replies "beckham took my school bag"
i know they are old but i love them!