Comet
07-31-2007, 07:47 PM
Okay. 3 blondes are waiting to take the stairway to heaven. Joseph comes to take them the 100 steps needed to go to heaven.
"To get there," Joseph says, " Ye can not laugh, for I shall tell 3 jokes. If ye laughs, you shall fall to and burn in Hell."
They start the walk. On the 33rd step, Joseph tells a joke. Blonde 1 laughs. In an instant, she is gone.
They continue walking. On the 67th step, to reduce bad luck, stay off the 66th step, he tells a joke. Blonde 2 laughs.
Finally, with 1 step left, Joseph says, "I shall be suprised. Ye have made it to the..."
"Mwahahahahahahahahaha! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" the last blonde died out laughing.
"What has happened?" Joseph asked.
"I just got the first joke!" the last blonde said, finally.
"To get there," Joseph says, " Ye can not laugh, for I shall tell 3 jokes. If ye laughs, you shall fall to and burn in Hell."
They start the walk. On the 33rd step, Joseph tells a joke. Blonde 1 laughs. In an instant, she is gone.
They continue walking. On the 67th step, to reduce bad luck, stay off the 66th step, he tells a joke. Blonde 2 laughs.
Finally, with 1 step left, Joseph says, "I shall be suprised. Ye have made it to the..."
"Mwahahahahahahahahaha! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" the last blonde died out laughing.
"What has happened?" Joseph asked.
"I just got the first joke!" the last blonde said, finally.