What would you say if......

[tjthemaster]

aww man at least I died by something interesting

what if I said
your legs had to be amputatated and you would never walk again.

[jacksparrow]

???????????OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GET THE DOCTOR PERSON AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what would you say if i told you to jump in a nulear toxic waste puddle with Chidori?

[PikaYasha]

????What am I supposed to do? And who's chidori?!

What would you say if you owned a gas station?

[jacksparrow]

....Would you like the ten galleons or the five galleon refill???????????? and your change would be uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh, $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ,000,000,000,000.99

what would you say if you owned a car bussiness?

[PikaYasha]

Would you like the 1900 version of this Subaru, or the 1st one ever made?

What would you say if you had to bungee jump off a cliff?

[tjthemaster]

yaa hoo

what would you say if
a vampire bit you

[PikaYasha]

OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!

What would you say if Gaara was about to kill you with his Sand Coffin Technique?

[tjthemaster]

you got sand on my ice cream

what would you say if
if it rained n halloween

[PikaYasha]

*Whisper*YESSSSSS*whisper*

What would you say if....
You didn't have a keyboard?!

[Iavgotregigias6]

noooooooooo sum one robbed my key board


what would you say if you had babys

[Iavgotregigias6]

LOL
what would you say if you had to battle regirock

[mia12]

uh oh......*smash*OUCH!!!!!
What would you say if you had no video game consoles, no computer, or no T.V.?

[tjthemaster]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooo! no.

What if I said you will die in seven days

[jacksparrow]

OMG OMG OMG~!!!!!!!!! WHAT CAN I POSSIBLY DO IN MY LIFE THAT IS WORTH REMEMBERING IN SEVEN DAYS???????????????I GOT IT, I'LL ROB A BANK, BLOW UP THE WHITE HOUSE, KILL THE PRESIDENT, AND RANSACK THE POLICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what would you say if: i told you Kyuubi was going to kill you?

[tjthemaster]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooo!


what if I said if you won or millone dollars but your going to die in 3 min.

[jacksparrow]

omg who am i going to give my fortune two. ok i got my bro. my mom, my_____________*drops dead*

what would you say if i told you that sasuke is coming for you?

[tjthemaster]

Dpends on why he is comeing for me

[PikaYasha]

What would you say if the world was about to explode, and you were the only one who could prevent it form happening?

[tjthemaster]

all do as I say so the world will not blow up

[PikaYasha]

What would you say if you had to join Team number 10 on Naruto?

[jacksparrow]

What A Drag!!!!!!!!!!!

what would you say if you had to blow up the Naruto world?

[mia12]

Why me?????

What would you say if I told you that you had to blow up the Pokemon world?

[Nintendolover]

Yes! This will be fun!

What would you say if I told you that u have to leave your family for a long draging life.

[PikaYasha]

....WHY ME!?!?!???!

What would you say if you had to blow a bubblegum bubble the size or the galaxy?

[Nintendolover]

I'm gonna need a lot of gum.

What if I told you that you have to brake a horse.

[PikaYasha]

I don't like horses that much so what do you mean?

What would you say if time itself was about to end?

[Kimidara]

NOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What would you say if you were suddenly a manga writer?

[PikaYasha]

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET.................

What would you say if you ran a mile in less then a second?

[Nintendolover]

I'm Dash now.

What would you say if you made a 200/100 on a quiz.

[PikaYasha]

Is my teacher going drinking these days?:insane:<--to teacher

What would you say if a typhoon was about to kill you?

[jacksparrow]

Ok, um i'm gonna need a life jacket, a wetsuit, and possibly food and water if i survive, OMG here comes the typhoon!I don't have enough time!! ahhhhh ajhjk, *drowning*

what would you say if i told you that a mad man was in your house and he was going to take you out on a date?

[mia12]

What??? I don't know him.

What would you say if I told you that you were a Pokemon?

[jacksparrow]

???????????/I can't talk like ahuman anymore. i don't even know what you're saying!!!!!

What would you say if i told you: you will be a chicken when i snap my fingers.*Snap*

[PikaYasha]

I'm here and I'm gonna be eaten.What a drag.....

What would you say if I told you to say Troublesome 897325408734895463000000000000 times in a row?

[jacksparrow]

touble some, trouble some( 897325408734895463000000000000 times later) troublesome*breathes heavily and falls down gasping for breath.

What would you say if i told you to say: i'm a pretty pony, in front of the whole world on national tv?

[PikaYasha]

What are you?!?!?Trying to make me look like a goof?!YOU DO IT THEN!!!

What would you say if you were suddenly blowing stuff up like Deidara?

[jacksparrow]

Take that and that... Oh it's you, Brother... take this *throws bomb*BOOM!!!!!!!!

what would you say if i told you to tell your freind that you like jairaya.

[secretwepon]

What!!!!!! You tell him.


What would you say if you were going to be shot in 4 seconds

[jacksparrow]

uh oh*freezes up*

wha twould you say if: i entered you in a 1st grade coloring contest?

[PikaYasha]

I can NOT color!!!Literally!I color like a montha nd a half year old!!:bawling:

What would you say if I told you that you were just elected for Hokage!

[tjthemaster]

sweet

What would you say if I let a monkey in your house

[jacksparrow]

MONKEY GWT DOWN OFF THE RIFRIGERATOR. NO OFF OF THE BED, OH NO HE POOHED ON THE BED AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!

What would you say if i told you you had just become President of Loopy Monkey Town.

[mia12]

"Why me of all people???"*sigh*
What would you say if i told you that your computer would explode 5 seconds after you finished reading this post?

[PikaYasha]

Oh darn...*5 seconds later*BOOM!!!!!!!!!Big Darn......

What wo0uld you say if I said that you would turn into an exploding bomb and blow up in a second after reading and posting to this post?

[jacksparrow]

uh oh*turns into a bomb**explodes*

what would you say if i told you i would turn you into a frog 2 sec. after you read this post.

[mia12]

NOOOOO!!!!!!! 2 seconds later "ribbit".

What would you say if I told you you were going to die 10 seconds after you read this post???

[PikaYasha]

Lets see.....5...4...3...2....1...0....:Dead:

What would you say if I said my cat would come into your house and have a Bebe gun in her paws and shoot you?

[Lukario]

Another kitty.

What would you say if I told you that you had to go to school tomorrow?

Thanks,
Lukario

[jacksparrow]

well it's true. i've been sick for the last 2 days. Wait that's a bad thing, NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. ____________________*next day* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo. awwwwww man it's time for school.

what would you say if you had to date a hobo, that lived in you classroom?

[mia12]

Why me??? Accually I say no.

What would you say if your computer would crash exactly 1 minute after you read this post???

[Lukario]

Well, I was going to restart it anyway (which is not really going to happen).

Thanks,
Lukario

[jacksparrow]

what would you say if i told you*thinks* OMG YOUR ABOUT TO DIE. oh wait that's me.

[Cometheart]

Congrats!

What would you say if I don't like pokemon anymore?

[PikaYasha]

Your problem.No one can change it so...yeah.

What would you say if I said I was leaving forever?(not really.)

[jacksparrow]

OMG NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M GOING TO WRITE POETRY AGAIN. POETRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!

what would you say if i told you i was going to leave never come back join a hobo club and grow a hobo beard?

[tjthemaster]

sweet can I come

What if I said Your brain is to big and if you learn any thing else your head will expload

[jacksparrow]

omg. time to watch uneducational tv.

what would you say if i told you to leave cheatmasters forever?

[PikaYasha]

Buh-Bye everyone..........

What would you say if someone was chewing on your favorite pencil?

[tjthemaster]

you can have it

what if I said your favorite cake got eaten by a chimp

[jacksparrow]

BAD MONKEY!!!!!!!!!! aww you too cute to be mad at. you can have the cake*monkey vomits* ok never mind.

what would you say if i said i'm going to be a hobo in a classroom?

[PikaYasha]

Sure go ahead.I need action.

What would you say if I told you that Might Guy and Rock Lee were going to be your new Gym Teachers?

[tjthemaster]

OMG! NOOOO!

What would you say if the world flooded and sharks were eatting everyone

[secretwepon]

at least they haven't got to m...... Oh my God help




What would you say if you were trapped on a cliff.

[jacksparrow]

umm pikayasha i need your ability to make birds. wait kiba what the heck are you doing with that*falls off cliff*

what would you say if: rock lee, might gai, and jiraiya were going to be our new health teachers?

[PikaYasha]

Jiraiya...Get away from me.And Lee...*punches in the face*NO I WILL NOT BE YOUR FIANCE(no clue how to spell it)!!!!!!!!!

What would you say if Kakashi made you read one of the Icha Icha Paradise books in front of the class?

[jacksparrow]

Kakashi, what the heack is wrong woth you. i am not READING THAT BOOK. what's that your giving me a green slip, well here's what i think* punches kakashi in the face* opps guess i went a klittle overboard. now where was i...

what wiuod you say if jiraiya asked you to pose for his research"?

[secretwepon]

AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR


What would you say if you were asked to be on Naruto and then they fired you.

[jacksparrow]

what am i going to do for a job now? i can't believe those ******. oh well, hey look it's sasuke i wonder * beats up sasuke and puts on hiis clothes and is sasuke from now on*

what would you say if jirayia came to your house?

[Aidyl]

you're not sleeping with me.

what would you say if someone had a weopon to your head or throat? (any weapon)

[secretwepon]

Are you gonna kill me or not?!?!:mad:


what would you say if the world was covered in lava

[jacksparrow]

i'm melting, oh no wait that's you. bye.:wave2:

what would you say if: a cat mauled you?

[secretwepon]

Ah i'm alurgic to cats


What would you say if you will die in 7 days.(Reference to pokemonloves sig)

[jacksparrow]

waaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh, i don't have enough to do in seven days worthy to dying.

what would you say if you were a cow-chick-kangaroo-hen-toad-cat-dog-bird-fish-lizard eating pumpkin?

[secretwepon]

tasty chick *mouth waters*


What would you say if Naruto tried to kill you

[Aidyl]

you really have gone insane.

what would you say if your computer came to life and talked actual sound with you?

[secretwepon]

Your voice sounds terrible


what would you say if your couch tried to eat you

[jacksparrow]

back couch, back. i have a broom and i'm not afraid to use it.*couch eats broom* i had a broom. *runs away. AHHHHHHHHHHHH MAD COUCH!!!!!!!!!!!1

what would you say if... i was not going to be your friend anymore(not really)

[pikapika95]

ahhh! go away man eating couch!


what would you say if your ps2 exploded?

[PikaYasha]

Jackie's:No!Not you!
pikapika's:I don't have a ps2...

What would you say if a Nintendo 64 was suddenly in your house?

[jacksparrow]

what the heck is that thing doing in here. it better not touch my PS2. i'll kill it if it does.

What wiuld you say if Naruto was canceled and it was never coming back on the air.

[pikapika95]

noooooooooooooo!


pens can take over the world!

[jacksparrow]

OMG THEY'RE GONNA TAKE OVR THE WORLD. AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!1

what would you say if i told you to go date Jiraiya?

[Aidyl]

you first.

what would you say if Itachi was ordered to kill you?

[jacksparrow]

I'll kick his ***.(i say you first, date with Jiraiya)

what would you say if Jiraiya was outside your house, sitting at a stand, whicg said, Free Beast Examination?

[Aidyl]

quick! close the curtains and lock the doors!

what would you say if your cat could do all things a normal person could do AND still maul you?

[jacksparrow]

ouch, Get the Heck off me you good for nothing mauling cat. Stupid B****!!!!!!!!!

what would you say if Orochimaru asked to see you house?

[Aidyl]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

what would you say if you were locked in a library for three hours with no one around you but your cat?

[jacksparrow]

i missing Naruto. GOD **** it. i mean darn it.

what would you say if Jiraiya was going through you stuff?

[Aidyl]

please don't tell me that this is for your research.

what would you say if you were in a room full of cats who wanted to maul you?

[jacksparrow]

uh-oh. somebody call the vets and make sure they've had their shots. Hello anyone? oh crud? *mauled by cats*

What would you say if: i came to your house?

[PikaYasha]

Hi Jackie-onii-san!

What would you say if you got lost at the fair and it was nighttime,but the only other person there was Kakashi and all he was doing was looking around for the next Icha Icha Paradise Book?

[jacksparrow]

what would you say if, you got lost with Jiraiya, and at night he was slowly making his way towards you?

[PikaYasha]

Get away from me freak.Go to the moon.*punches in the face and is on the moon suffocating in seconds*

What would you say if I was at your house when you got home from school one day?

[jacksparrow]

little sister what are yu doing here????

what would you say if i called you a lemonhead?

[PikaYasha]

You're the lemonhead!

What would you say if I beat your butt on Naruto Ninja Council 3?

[jacksparrow]

i'm gonna kill you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what would you say if you were Jiraiya?

[buggleboo]

which way to your house?

What would you say if every person in the whole world were Jiraiya and were out to get you?

[Aidyl]

help. *jiraiya clones start closing in* AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! !!!

what would you say if you were hanging by a single string over a flaming volcano?

[PikaYasha]

I'm gonna die I'm gonna die I'm gonna die......I'M GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!

What would you say if Itachi was about to kill you?

[mikepie]

"if you kill me i'll put a curse on you and you'll die in 24 minutes and so will your brother Sasuke!" Mwa HAHAHAHAHAHA... HA.. HAHA

What would you say if someone was about to push you off a cliff!!

[Aidyl]

is there a way to turn the tables and you fall off?

what would you say if you were in a hot air ballon that was falling over the edge of the world?

[PikaYasha]

EEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!

What would you say if you were glued to a table and Kakashi was reading Icha Icha Paradise to you?

[mikepie]

ahhhh!! why am i being tortured why..why..why!!!!

What would you say if someone threw a pie in your face and then beat you up!!!

[PikaYasha]

AHH!!!!!!!!

What would you say if my friend Sarah was screaming in your ear?(this hurts...)

[mikepie]

.......Owwww... ochieeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!! why did you do that!! you're a meanie. my ear hurts bye!!

What would you say if someone gave you a free Ps2,Ps3, Xbox, and Xbox 360!!

[PikaYasha]

I bet they're probably rigged.....*gives to Sarah*Here!
Sarah:Thanks!*blows up*
Thats better...:):devil2:

What would you say if Kakashi was your uncle?

[mikepie]

"cool"(not)

What would you say if sakura was your sister

[Aidyl]

is this some kind of joke? what do mean it's not!!!!! MY LIFE IS OVER!!!!

what would you say if all of your favorite video games (any console) were stolen?

[PikaYasha]

Call the Police!!!Call the....The Video Game Police!!!!!NO!!!!My life is over......!!!!!!!!!

what would you say if Ino was your sister and Choji was your brother...AND Jiraiya was your grandpa?

[jacksparrow]

Oh why me, why me. i have a fat brother(always stuffing his face) a weird piggish sister(she's a freak) and a pervert grandfather(i think he checks my family out, eww).

What would you say if you were mauled by Jiraiya?

[secretwepon]

I give you a brand new psp and this is how you repay me


What would you say if you were attacked by you best friend in your best Naruto costume (and he rips it)

[PikaYasha]

I help you make a real dinosaur,and now your repaying me by making my life WORSE?!?!??!?!?!?

What would you say if your best friend hit you on the head with a heavy weighted sand bag?

[jacksparrow]

*stares at friend*
Freind:Jack are you ok*waves hand in front of face*
*falls on ground*
Friend:must have hit him too hard.

what would you say if: Your best friend was secretly your half-brother.

[mikepie]

what you've been lieing(spelling) to me my whole life? how do i know you're not lieing(spelling) now?... MY LIFE'S A LIE:bawling::bawling:

what would you say if everyone in the world hated you!!!!!!

[PikaYasha]

But I was a good boy..........(too much Naruto!!!!!!!!!!!)

What would you say if you were on of the Akatsuki?

[jacksparrow]

I am going to... aw forget it. i quit. Itachi your too girly. Kisame you wierd. Deidara i hate your bird. Tobi you have no face. the rest of you, i hate you all too much to pick on any one of you.

What woiuld you say if, You were joined with Orochimaru?

[PikaYasha]

I have a curse seal,and you want me here.Right?*thinking*I guess since Sasuke is here,then I'll stay.Don't pick on him though.

What would you say if you had Orochimaru's curse mark and were about to go to second seal?

[jacksparrow]

Alright, give me that precious power.

What would you say if, you had a date with Sasuke in 3 mintues and your hair was a total mess. you tired everything but you can't tame it?

[PikaYasha]

*Sasuke come to door*Sasuke:Hello?
Sakura wants you instead.And I have a uh....cold!Go out with her!
Sasuke:Okay....
*he'll fall for anything*

What would you say if you were in a battle with Sasori?(Puppet guy.know him?)

[jacksparrow]

ummmmmmmmmmmmm.................................... .......................are you going to fight me or just, stand there? oh wait your a puppet. see ya.

what would you say if, Sakura wanted to take you to a mivie about Sasuke?

[PikaYasha]

Sakura,that's just rude.How about a movie about Naruto?
Sakura:WHAT?!?!??!?

What would you say if Jiraiya was about to make a movie about Icha Icha Paradise and you had to see it?

[jacksparrow]

Umm...excuse me for a moment *runs down the street to find Kakashi*
kakashi:what?
Jiraiya is making a movie from you books.
Kakashi: *eyes turn into hearts* Really?
Yep you'll miss it if you don't hurry
*Kakashi runs down the street*

What would you say if you were tied to a chair, eyes taped open, arms tied down, and you were forced to watch Jiraiya's movie?

[PikaYasha]

Well.....my life is going to be possessed by stupid films in my head now...so after this movie,I am going to kill myself.

What would you say if Deidara replaced Tobi with you?

[jacksparrow]

ummm.... where am i?

What would you say if....Kakashi and Jiraiya threw you a birthday party?

[PikaYasha]

I'm going over to Deidara's house now!See you all later!*leaves*
Kakashi:See what you did!I knew the Icha Icha Paradise wallpaper wouldn't make her happy!!
Jiraiya:I knew that the Icha Icha Paradise move exclusive should've been paced like this!

What would you say if the Akatsuki and Orochimaru threw you a Christmas party?

[jacksparrow]

Orochimaru: happy Christams, now let me break that perfect skin.
Eww go away.
Itachi: let me have your demon and then we can go paint our finger nails
Umm no, you might as well have been a girl.

what would you say if... Jiraiya and Orochimaru threw you a Easter party and then locked the door when you were inside?

[PikaYasha]

Maybe this will come in handy now....Chidori!*smashes wall*Good bye!
Orochimaru:She got away again!!!
Jiraiya:Too bad.

What would you say if Naruto came to your house and then started hugging you?

[jacksparrow]

ummm. am i dreaming? guess not. oh well back to sleep. *falls asleep*

What would you say if Jiraiya came up and hudgges you and wouldn't get off. Then a bunch of his clones came and hugged you?

[PikaYasha]

Well..I suppose I better die now.......

What would you say if Itachi was teaching oyu how to knit?

[jacksparrow]

Itachi, you should have been a girl. go wear a dress.

What would you say if.......Itachi was going to paint you finger nails?

[PikaYasha]

You like black,right?
Itachi:Yeah.
Then sure.

What would you say if Sakura and Ino were hugging you for hours?

[jacksparrow]

I am going to puke. get them off of me.
Ino: oh Jackie yoour sssooooooooooo funny>
let me go
Sakura:No
*pukes*
Ino and Sakura: yuck.*let's go*
Much Better.


what would you say if... Itachi started hugging you, then Jiraiya, Kakashi, Gai, Rock Lee, Tsunade, and Orochimaru with Kabuto?

[PikaYasha]

Ahhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I'm gonna die!!!!!!!:Dead:

What would you say if Naruto was taking you everywhere?

[jacksparrow]

Naruto....(never thought i'd say this) LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

What would you say if.....Jiraiya asked you out on a date to a movie and then dinner?

[Aidyl]

only if i have a very sharp knife and we take a route through a dark alley.

what would you say if Rock Lee was following you around all day asking you to be his girlfriend?

[PikaYasha]

Hey Lee...........
Lee:What is it.....?
NO!!!!!!!*slaps*
Lee:SENSEI!!!!!!!!!!!*runs to Gai*

What would you say if Kisame was holding your hand?

[jacksparrow]

Umm Kisame you have a little something on you face, here let me get it.
Kisame: oh thanks.
Close your eyes.*punches Kisame right in the face* It's gone.

What would you say if: Kisame was in your bed when you woke up?

[PikaYasha]

Hey Kisame.......(never thought I'd never say this)WILL YOU GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????

What would you say if Itachi was serving you dinner?

[jacksparrow]

Thanks...hey you didn't put posion in this did you?
Itachi: No Try it.
Can you try it for me firdst?
Itachi:ok *eats it*Blaaaghgh *dies*
You baka.

What eould you say if, Sasuke was walking up to your door asking you out on a date and he was dresses in a suit?

[GamerGuy]

I'd say to go find a GIRL. I'M A BOY.

What would you say if I said Kupo?

[mikepie]

are you from Kingdom Hearts?

What would you say if i punched you in the face?

[Mrdemolisher]

I'd say hello to you too.
What would you say if I told you that you had just won $100,000,000?

[mikepie]

OMG are you serious... or is this a scam?

What would you say if i forced you to watch a dancing banana dance/sing "peanut butter jelly time"?:banana:

[Mrdemolisher]

I'd say,
"It's peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly time!"
and sing along.
Then, I'd ask:
"Why is it a banana anyway?
It could be something else, right?"

[PalkiaFan]

I'd say,
Well, doesn't everyone love the amusement of dancing bananas?
They're hilarious! (at least sometimes)
What if i said I would beat you up super-saiyan form if I didn't get my ice cream back? :saiyan:

[Mrdemolisher]

I'd say "You'll have to catch me first!"
What would you say if I told you....
"You have just become a great-grandparent!"
Lame, I know.

[mikepie]

nooooo i'm oooollddddd:bawling:

What would you say if i gave you $999,999,999,999,999,999.99!?!

[Mrdemolisher]

I'd say,
"Hey! You're missing a cent off the quintillion dollars you promised me!"

What would you say if I robbed you of your most prized possession?

[mikepie]

you die now!!!!:mad::shout::doublegun2: you... just kiddin'

What would you say if i stole all your stuff including your house!!

[Mrdemolisher]

I'd say hi.

What would you say if I told you the President was dead?

[mikepie]

if it's bush i'd say whooo hoooo yay bush sucks!! worst prez. ever!!

What would you say if i gave you a Xbox360?!!??!!??!!??!!??:D:D:D:D:D:D

:-) :-D

[jacksparrow]

hmmm, i'm not sure this is real.

What would you say if, I called you a baka?

[Mrdemolisher]

What is a baka?

What would you say if I said:

"CheatMasters is closing!"
(Don't worry, it isn't REALLY, but I want to see someone's reaction.

[jacksparrow]

NOOOO what am i going to do on the computer now? i can't even talk to my friends. i am going to be so lonely, and bored!

What would you say if, Pikachu was going to be your pokemon?

[Mrdemolisher]

Yay.

What would you say if I said:

"Your house is going to explode in an hour. You have an hour to remove all of your possessions from it before it is destroyed."

[jacksparrow]

i can't remover everything i want to take in an hour. that's too short*ranting for an hour* *boom* i blew up.

what would you say if, you computer was going to blow up in 5 seconds.

[Mrdemolisher]

I'd say,

"Oh n-"
BOOM.

What would you say if I told you this:

"I'm really a mass murderer and the only reason I go on this site is to find out where people live!"

NO, I'm not really a mass murderer.

[jacksparrow]

hmmm, i'll take my chances.
Mass murder: i'm going to kill you.
weirdo.
Mass murder: why do you have to be so hurtful?*runs away crying*
what a baby.

what would you say if, i kidnapped your family and hung them over a pit of lava?

[Mrdemolisher]

I'd ask very nicely,
"Can you please give me back my family and not drop them into a pit of lava, which would undoubtedly kill them?"

What would you say if I said,

"Hello."

[jacksparrow]

Hi?.

What would you say if, you were a dinosaur?

[Mrdemolisher]

I wouldn't say anything, I'd be unable to say anything.

What would you say if you were trapped in prison for life for a crime you didn't commit?

[jacksparrow]

that happens to me anyway(just kidding)

what would you say if, you were trapped in a prision, floating above lava, and unconsious?

[Mrdemolisher]

Again, I wouldn't be able to say anything because I was unconscious.

What would you say if you won the lottery?

[jacksparrow]

Yes, i won!!!!!!!!!

what would you sya if you got a conterfeit dollar and was arrested for trying to buy something with it?

[Mrdemolisher]

I'd say,
"Okay, cops, take me to prison. I give up."

What would you say if your favorite sports team just had an undefeated season?

[jacksparrow]

sweet!

what would you say if Gaara came up and put you in a sand coffin?

[Mrdemolisher]

Let me out!

What would you say if you got to meet your hero?

[jacksparrow]

Omg*mouth drops open* *faints*

what would you say if you were a famous singer?

[Mrdemolisher]

"Lalalalalalalalalalalalaaaaaa!"

What would you say if you were suddenly the richest person in the world?

[jacksparrow]

i am rich. i am going to donate some money to charity and then what should i buy for myself? i think i'll start with a PS3, Wii, and a hottub, indoor pool....

what would you say if...you were a chef?

[Mrdemolisher]

Time to make dinner!

What would you say if you had turned into an amoeba, but could talk?

[jacksparrow]

i hate being a germ! >_<

What would you say if, your computer ust burst into flames?

[mikepie]

noooo i'll never go on http://forum.cheatmasters.com/images/misc/vbulletin3_logo_white.gif again... wait i'll use the other computer!!!

What would you say if i blew up you're house!!??!!??!?!?!?!

[jacksparrow]

EVIL!!!!!!!! why would you do that, now i'll live with my family in a one room box on the street!

what wuld you say if you blew up your head?

[mikepie]

i would come back from the dead and haunt you for the rest or your life

what would you say if i blew up you sister(if you have one)?

[jacksparrow]

can you blow up my brother i have one of those.

what would you say if an abominable snowman ccame and ate you?

[Mrdemolisher]

"Let me out! I've read about the belly of the beast in the ninth book of A Series of Unfortunate Events! It's not pleasant!"

What would you say if I told you this:

"You have been poisoned!"

[Iavgotregigias6]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAH!

what would you say if a car ran you over and you were paralysed for life the next day you have a brain tumor

[jacksparrow]

*twitch, twitch* i can't move *twitch* i hate t...*dead*

What would you say if, you were run over by a airplane?

[mikepie]

how could i get run over by an airplane? was i flying?

what would you say if i had all the game systems in the world??

[jacksparrow]

I am King of game systems!!!!!!!!!!*bandit steals one* Hey come back with that*chases the bandit*

what would you say if i asked you if i was funny?

[Mrdemolisher]

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

What would you say if your mom told you that you were grounded for life?

[jacksparrow]

But mom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mom: No BUTTS!!!!!!!
You're weird.
Mom: Room now for your sass.
*raspberries*
NOW!!!!!!!!!!
you know what your grounded!
Mom: Aww man*goes to room*

What would you say if, you had to eat 1000 pies in 4 minutes for $999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,9 99,999,999,999,999,999,999,999?

[Iavgotregigias6]

Scoff scoff scoff scoff scoff scoff svoff



What would you say if you didnt have a nose

[jacksparrow]

i talk funny and i can't smell. i can't even smell that pie you're eating right now.

what would you say if, you were a triangle?

[grit]

"now im sharp"


What would you say if I said...
"Game systems have cone extinct"

[PikaYasha]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

What would you say if I was at your school and stayed there forever?

[jacksparrow]

sweet. umm......now what?

What would you say if i came to your school and i got stuck on the roof, fell off and got hurt?

[Iavgotregigias6]

Well you shouldn't have climbed on the roof

what would you say if I brung your fave celeb into your room

[Kentaro]

Omg its sakase mordi

what would you say if I said 1+1=83894378403 and it was true

[Aidyl]

teachers lie!!!

what would you say if: your least favorite teacher found out where you lived and was going to start homeschooling you from now until the end of your life?

[Kentaro]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



what would you say if I was your teacher and sent you to summer school

[mikepie]

you can't do that you're a kid and i don't have to if i don't want to!! this is a free country!! *looks around and sees he's not in america* noooooo... oh well

what would you say if you died?

[Iavgotregigias6]

??????????

what would you say if you were on pie mountian

[jacksparrow]

i don't like pie, do you have an ice cream mountain?

What would you say if i went away forever and never came nback(not gonna happen)

[sniperman]

Oh well life goes on.....Only Joking!
What would you say if i said That: Cheatmasters is banning You Forever And if you even visit the site your computer will blow up into amillon pieces

[Aidyl]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!I like it too much here!!! *computer blows up*
OW!!

What would you say if your smoke detecter went off for 24 hours without stopping?
(lame, I know)

[jacksparrow]

:wow:*twitch, *twitch**twitch*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHH
What would you say if you were snowed in for a million years with an annoying 12 little sisters and 54 annoying little brothers, 89 older sisters and 1002 older brothers in a one bedreoom house?

[Iavgotregigias6]

I cant breathe


What would you say if christmas wansn't real

[jacksparrow]

what are you talking about i've been looking forwad to christmas all these years and NOW you tell me it doesn't exist. WHAT KIND OF CRUEL JOKE IS THIS? YOU MAKE ME SAD CAUSE NOW I WON'T GET PRESENTS! i sad

[mikepie]

what would you say if you gave me $999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999.50

[jacksparrow]

i have no money left. i have to live out on the street for...eh...*phone rings*
Hello...really i just won the lottery...how much...$999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,99 9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999.99?
wow i have a lot of money now, umm. oh right, see ya. Wait.. here you go have some more money*hands you conterfeit money* Byt.

What would you say if you had to go to the hospital and get a brain surgery that would cause you to be smart?

[mikepie]

yay i will now rule the school with my new found smartness!!

What would you say if you gave me an Xbox,Xbox360,PS3,Ps2,NDS,GBASP,Wii,N64,NGameCube,a nd pie and 5 games for each system

[jacksparrow]

i have nothing left, stop asking me for things! no seriosly. you know what i think you should give me some things!

what would you say if, had to live in my house?

[mikepie]

ummmmm... is you house big and cool

What would you say if I gave you $999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,9 99,999,999,999,999,999.99

[jacksparrow]

awww thank you so much, now i finally have enough to buy my mom a giant huge house lke she always wanted.

What would you say if your house was goiing to burn down in 5,4,3,2,1*burn*

[mikepie]

i can't say anything! i was in the house so i died!! my spirit is the one talking to you and he is going to haunt you forever!!


What would you say if my spirit haunted you for the rest of you life!!!!?

[jacksparrow]

ummm.....could you please stop poking me.
*talking to friend* hi...
STOP POKING ME OW YOU HIT ME.
Friend: ok are you feeling alright?
yes i am...STOP POKING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what would you say i.......couldn't think of anything to say to you?

[Iavgotregigias6]

hi hello hello hi hi hi hello



what would you say if the Iternet didn't exist neither does your brain

[mikepie]

noooooooooooooooooooooooooo


what would you say if i slammed a pie into your face!!!!???

[LINK7777]

Yum!!!

What would you say if the world ended, Now.:wow:

[Aidyl]

need... air... *dies from lack of oxygen*

what would you say if....
you suddenly became a mime and couldn't talk for the rest of your life?

[mikepie]

*mimes what he wants to say but no one understands then dies!*


what would you say if i told you that you are a wizard!!?!?

[jacksparrow]

yay i'm a wizard*runs around blasting spells* yay yay *hits Voldemort with a spell* opp i mean yay i killed the dark lord on accident.

What would you say if I ignored you?

[mikepie]

HEY SHOP IGNORING ME!!


What would you say if you weren't a wizard anymore!!?

[Aidyl]

no!!! now i can't go around randomly killing people!!

what would you say if you were one of the characters from kingdom hearts?

[jacksparrow]

Awsome i'm me.

What would you say if i went on ignoring you?

[PikaYasha]

If you ignore me,then I ignore you.........*10 minutes later*TALK TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What would you say if there was a dead cat in your house,on your bed,with it's eyes open?

[jacksparrow]

i miss BUTTONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:bawling:(my grandmothers cat died and her name was buttons. she was put to sleep)

What would you say if i finally talked to you?

[Iavgotregigias6]

HIP HIP HOOORAY


what would you say if I shot you

[jacksparrow]

Ow.*falls down dead*

What would you say if i came to your house?

[Iavgotregigias6]

Hey Jack would you wanna come and play on my Wii

what would you say if (My freind) Jacksparrow was actually Jack Sparrow

[jacksparrow]

i's say...It's Captain Jack Sparrow.

What would you say if I was really Jack Sparrow?

[Iavgotregigias6]

OMG Can I have your autograph


what would you say if I sed If

[jacksparrow]

If what??? What's the IF for??? Tell me!!!

What would you say if...i told you to dance on you head?

[PikaYasha]

Hey look!*points to an airplane and everyone looks over there*Bye!!*runs away*

What would you say if I asked you to say Pink and Purple prunes like to pounce in pools 78448977777777696579478587954097 times super fast?

[Iavgotregigias6]

Can you cut off my tongue mayswell its goner fall of anyway


what would you say if I give you nightmares

[jacksparrow]

could you please stop giving me nightmares.

What would you say if Sasuke and me came to your house?

[Iavgotregigias6]

Hi *runs away because of the fact you no were I live*


what would you say if I was stalking you

[jacksparrow]

Stop stalking me you creep. No really you're creeping me out.

WEhat would you say if........I had nothing to say to you?

[PikaYasha]

Same here....Oh no....I had something to say!!!Oh no....Get away form me Gai!!You too,Lee!!!*runs away*

What would you say if there was another soul inside yours?

[mikepie]

cool i will i will twice as long


What would you say if i said something random!?!?!?!?!?:D:D:D

[jacksparrow]

That doesn't make any sense at all.
yes it does
No it doesn't

What would you say if i was a baby fox?

[mikepie]

AWWWWW... HE'S SO CU...
*FOX BITE MIKEPIE*
OWWWW
SAYS "HA HA" IN FOX

What would you say if i said "supercalifragilisticexpialidocous!!"??

[PikaYasha]

Super WHAT?!

What would you say if Cheatmaster was in ruins with spam all over the place?!(that would make me sad.........I would like to clean it all up if I could...........)

[jacksparrow]

Ahhhh I CAN'T TELL WHAT'S GOING ON, WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!!!

What would you say if I left forever(no way thar's going to happen)

[Mrdemolisher]

The great Captain Jack Sparrow has left us! Why, why, WHY??????
What would you say if I had just stopped breathing, but I wasn't dead... yet?

[jacksparrow]

umm, anyone know CPR, anyone, don't make me do it!

What would you say if i died?

[Mrdemolisher]

Nothing. I'd be in shock.

What would you say if I took your house?

[jacksparrow]

Noooo i have to live on the street, wait do i get to keep the computer and my cat, both PS2 and my giant tv with my bed and my possesions?

What would you say if i got beaten up by a bully?

[Mrdemolisher]

I would tell that bully to back off, cause my name isn't Mr. D. Molisher for no reason.
What would you say if this thread was closed?

[jacksparrow]

I have nothing to say any more of what would you say if.

What would you say if You ran into a log?

[Mrdemolisher]

Ow! That's gonna need some stitches!
What would you say if I started doing the Macarena?

[Mrdemolisher]

I don't know, I was just in the mood.

What would you say if I did this to you: :bash:

[jacksparrow]

My head hurts*falls down unconscious*

What would you say if i was unconscios?

[Mrdemolisher]

Someone call a doctor! Oh, wait, he's just sleeping... I think...
What would you say if I set your house on fire?

[jacksparrow]

AHHHHHHHHHHH.I"M ON FIRE!!!!!!!!

What would you say if... my cat sat on you?

[Mrdemolisher]

Hello, kitty!
(Sorry, no bad pun intended.)
What would you say if I walked up to you looking like this :fairy:?

[Mrdemolisher]

Stay away, I'm not Prince Charming!
What would you say if I walked up to you looking like this? :afro:
One side note: This is my 450th post.

[jacksparrow]

Dude the afros are over.

What would you say if...You lost a bet and had to wear a clown suit to school?