Post ur favorite jokes here!

[fireheart708]

Hiya me again! to cu to the chase. Post all of ur favorite jokes or just talk about other persons jokes!

here is my favorite
a 18 century battle ship is sailing the ocean blue and the guy in the Crow's nest says:"Captain! ENEMY SHIP AHEAD!
" Mate, bring me my red shirt," says the Captain.
so he brings him the shirt and then they they fight all day and don't loose a single man. finally the mate asks the Captain," Before the battle... u asked me to bring ur red shirt, why?"
"Because if i get shot and i bleed the crew will have not noticed and will continue 2 fight."
"CAPTAIN!100 ENEMY SHIPS AHEAD!" from the crows nest
"Mate,bring me my brown pants!" says the captain:laugh:
ROFLMAO!:laugh:

[sniperman]

ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaa..........ha :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

[PikaYasha]

ED:when i become fuhrer...all the employees cannot be over 5'4!
FullMetal Alchemist
Ash:Whats that pokemon?
Misty:misty!Misty!
Ash:I'm gonna catch it!*throws pokeball at mistys head*
Misty:ow!that hurt....
Ash:sorry.
Misty:i'm misty.
Ash:okay....
Pokemon
Ash says"professor.....why aren't you wearing any pants?"and oak says"I don't know ash.but here.have this pikachu.""Aww....I wanted Agoumon....""that is from digimon ash.this is POKEMON.""fine..i'll take the pikachu...""take it, and get out."
Pokemon]

Thanks for reading.watch this too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoWy6xv9CBc
funny.....ha,ha,ha!