poor guy

[playboy]

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!

[lonely03]

lol that one is wicked

[berrie13]

Playboy, i thought you were not v good at english?

[playboy]

im not i got it from a website but in spanish i no some lol

[chevysrfoxy]

now that was funny!!...

[playboy]

im not good at jokes but pics yes lol

[FlyY]

:wow: :o :laugh: :laugh:

[chevysrfoxy]

well that was a good joke...lol

[FireDemon]

yep i knew playboy would not come up with his own joke.but, that was pretty funny!!!

[playboy]

in spanish i can

[FireDemon]

well can't you translate? i mean you seem to know english pretty well.

[chevysrfoxy]

yea..tell us a joke...use a translater on the web to help you.. :D

[FireDemon]

yea. you seem to have some good ones.

[chevysrfoxy]

hey playboy.. where are you?? lol

[playboy]

i dont wuat to kip taking on this foum

[chevysrfoxy]

why...whats wrong playboy?

[lonely03]

maybe he was insulted by the translator bit lol

[chevysrfoxy]

ooohh..im sorry...i was just trying to help out some... :(

[playboy]

not that wuat hapen to this foum al the spam??? its not funny

[chevysrfoxy]

it should all go under the spam thread but everyone just wants to talk and have fun is all...

[playboy]

well mi no laiky

[chevysrfoxy]

but ya keep posting...something must be going right!! :D

[lonely03]

it should all go under the spam thread but everyone just wants to talk and have fun is all...

i agree and some ppl (wont mention any names lol) just want to get their rank up lol isnt that right playboy lol
oh by the way playboy i tried to pm u back but it said u had too many messages so i will try again later

[chevysrfoxy]

that is what one person was doing but i was trying to add some fun into it...like starting a story that everyone had to add a sentence to..

[FireDemon]

wait.lonely,whats wrong with a thread for getting your rank up?no1 said yo couldn't use it.

oh, and chevy, thanks alot. you're trying to make me look like the bad guy, when you were the first person to start posting in the number game.

[chevysrfoxy]

i wasnt talking about you silly..that is why i dont mention names.. lol..i was just trying to make it more fun silly..

[lonely03]

nothing wrong with a thread for gettin ur rank up but some ppl do that and then complain bout others doing it lol

[FireDemon]

yea, but i wasn't complainig, i was inviting.

[chevysrfoxy]

exactly... we should all go to that thread and finish the story!!...but if those people dont like they dont have to go into that thread either....its all with choice..

[lonely03]

yea, but i wasn't complainig, i was inviting.

ah yes but i wasnt saying that u where the one complaining lol

[Patient]

yea, but i wasn't complainig, i was inviting.
Inviting other people is good (very good) go on man

[chevysrfoxy]

well..what are we in this thread for still chatting about it then... if ya want lets go that one.. :D

[satanismydog]

xD Great one.

[playboy]

i agree and some ppl (wont mention any names lol) just want to get their rank up lol isnt that right playboy lol
oh by the way playboy i tried to pm u back but it said u had too many messages so i will try again later

im wundering if your saying that im a spamer??? im sick pipol telling me that OK!!!!!! yhats bull **** i yust two do that i STOP bicus of 4,976 membres of a foum 40% our more didint like me

[lonely03]

nah i dont think ur a spamer playboy!

[playboy]

ok good lol

[berrie13]

donn't worry playboy we know ur retired lol
nd I'm sure lots of people like u lol

[playboy]

i youstu do a LOT lol

im relly hattied

[berrie13]

hey, ur not hated y do u think that? coz of the wack? we don even know who it is so i wouldn't worry bout him/her
i not sure lol

[AbsolSwampert91]

I do not like that joke by playboy at all

[imlikepatient]

We and all my identity people don't like you either. Don't read it then.