The Story

[jacksparrow]

Make up a story. i start you continue.

Once in a far away land, there was a...

[Comet]

crazy monkey of the apocolypse...

[jacksparrow]

and the monkey...

[Comet]

decided to kick empire butt.

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Sooo....

[Comet]

he went to destroy the Pinata Empire that tried crossing the border in a 7 foot tall pinata.

[jacksparrow]

but he forgot..

[Comet]

the pinatas were...

[jacksparrow]

so he pulled out his sniper and...

[PikaYasha]

fell off a cliff for some entirely odd reason.even though he wasn't on a cliff.....

[jacksparrow]

he shot the next door neighbor and..

[PikaYasha]

walked off to burn down all the McDonalds in the world.........

[jacksparrow]

but while he was walking he...

[PikaYasha]

dropped his lighter and....

[jacksparrow]

so he took out a flamethrower and...

[PikaYasha]

burned down all the McDonalds in the world, then..........

[jacksparrow]

he took out a sniper and shot the....

[PikaYasha]

man eating chicken nuggets to their death...(lol)

[jacksparrow]

and laugh hyserically in a evil sort of way. then he met...

[PikaYasha]

Ronold McDonold and then he........

[sniperman]

aimed his gun at ronald mac donalds big hairy nose and said.....

[jacksparrow]

Sianara ronald!!! then he....

[pikapika95]

shot ronald mcdonald......

[PikaYasha]

And went on his way to find something to eat.Then he realized....

[Legend1]

that he needed to get a bazoka and kill everybody then he did somethin horrable

[jacksparrow]

and for some odd reason ran down the street in his underpants and

[PikaYasha]

Ran into a car.Amazingly...

[Kimidara]

He survived the tragic accident.Then while he was...

[sniperman]

lying on the floor he had a.....

[PikaYasha]

cat that ran up to him and...:(:(:(:(

[sniperman]

clawed his eyes out.........

[Kimidara]

He yelled....

[TigerStar]

Then he got wild and yelled

[Kimidara]

When he yelled a cliff of snow started to fall down on him....

[PikaYasha]

He started to run away, but he got caught in the avalanche...

[grit]

he started to scream but

[PikaYasha]

He tripped and was covered in snow.

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he melted the snow with his laserpen

[TigerStar]

but then he saw something coming near him

[secretwepon]

it shot him in the head. He's dead

[TigerStar]

Then he came back to life somehow.

[secretwepon]

and a boulder made him go splat all over the ground.

[jacksparrow]

Then he came back to life again for he has nine lives and he

[mia12]

got in a car and...

[jacksparrow]

became the President of the US.....

[mia12]

and then he started a war on the planet of the pink people because the planet of the purple people was blown up and...

[jacksparrow]

he blew up the planet of the pink people with a nuclear bomb so he.......

[mia12]

decided to find another planet to destroy. this time it was the planet of the glowing green people. It couldn't be destroyed by a nuclear bomb or any explosives.

[Kimidara]

Then Orochimaru came out of no where and......

[jacksparrow]

and blew up the planet with his Giant snake but Naruto came and...

[TigerStar]

stoped him with his huge frog.and then........

[jacksparrow]

kicked Orochimaru's butt....

[TigerStar]

but then all that was left was a huge snake

[jacksparrow]

so he did the jutsu for rasangan and killed the snake. then

[PikaYasha]

the snake blew up and the world was saved.Next they.........

[Iavgotregigias6]

Farted ...

[PikaYasha]

And the whole world....

[PicachuStar]

Went crazy without their master

[PikaYasha]

So they all ran around like they had no heads at all.Then they

[jacksparrow]

haied Naruto and made him King(Hokage) like he always wanted. so

[Iavgotregigias6]

he slayed the villagers and went to conqeure the galaxy

[jacksparrow]

but he realized that he wanted to settle down and have a family so he...

[Iavgotregigias6]

Adopted Children Then Slayed 2 And He Maried 80 Women And He Slayed 79 Of Them

[jacksparrow]

Then he married Sakura and had 2 children, boy and girl, and became Hokage again, he had a nice life and...

[Iavgotregigias6]

He Left The Past Behind About The Killing So He Went To Chopping There Left Leg Off So Sakura And His 2 Children Grown Up With 1 Leg

[jacksparrow]

but he made Tsunade give them surgery to replace their leg and it was succesful so he went on with his life and his family forgave him and he lived happily for now.Then

[Iavgotregigias6]

He Stopped Gruesome Things So He Went Around Helping People In The Pore ..

[jacksparrow]

and since he was rich he gave lot's of money to every poor person he saw on the street, then he met a monkey named...

[PikaYasha]

Freddy and then he lived with him.After 4 years, Freddy.....

[jacksparrow]

learned how to talk and he learned how to clean...

[Iavgotregigias6]

so freddy asked naruto can I be your pet and Naruto said ...

[jacksparrow]

Of course you can Freddy so Freddy cleaned Naruto's house for the rest of his days, then sadly one day...

[PikaYasha]

Freddy had a seizure and....

[jacksparrow]

then had a stroke and died, while fighting in a battle so naruto had freddy's name engraved in the stone and came to look at it everyday...

[PikaYasha]

He always thought of Freddy when he visited,and after he visited the stone,he would......

[jacksparrow]

go get a banana to worship freddy...

[PikaYasha]

and then he would go back home and...

[Iavgotregigias6]

and make his dinner,One day has Naruto went to freddy's grave he found a huge hole and freddy's coffin open then something tapped him on his shoulder it was freddy ...

[PikaYasha]

Naruto was thinking how and why was Freddy alive when...

[Iavgotregigias6]

bandits came and told Naruto we want to take freddy away so freddy explained why he was alive and he sed ...

[PikaYasha]

that he was a living mummy and then he went away with the bandits.Naruto was thinking...

[Iavgotregigias6]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm pie

[PikaYasha]

Naruto loved pie,so he went to get some for Freddy and himself.

[Iavgotregigias6]

reddy loved the pie and asked Naruto what was in it and Naruto sed ...

[PikaYasha]

Its made from me myself and I!!!:)I made it with my own ingredients.They were:

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raspberry ,

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blueberry ,

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and every other berry in the world

[PikaYasha]

Freddy said that he liked fruit,but how was he with Naruto when he went with the bandits?

[Iavgotregigias6]

then suddenly freddy turned into a shape shifting monster and the bandits brought freddy and freddy was strapped to a ...

[PikaYasha]

humongous machine that sucked all the life out of him.Then Naruto thought that he would need some popcorn so he went to get some then came back with his popcorn to watch the rest of his show.

[Iavgotregigias6]

then the tv blew up

[PikaYasha]

and Naruto was very mad because he didn't get to see what happened next...

[Iavgotregigias6]

so he went outside and he saw his programme happaning in real life so naruto sat on the floor and watched

[PikaYasha]

what happened in the program was...

[Iavgotregigias6]

dr.who died

[PikaYasha]

and then Freddy came and watched what happened next too,which was....

[Iavgotregigias6]

the bad guy was about to blow up the galaxy

[PikaYasha]

So Freddy and Naruto did it for him.

[PicachuStar]

and they saw sakura standing in front of them

[PikaYasha]

Naruto and Freddy wondered why Sakura was here,so she said....

[PicachuStar]

naruto,i need a favor

[cheater101]

ahuge flag hanging off the side of a building

[Iavgotregigias6]

hit my bro on the arm will you take im hospital

[PikaYasha]

Naruto and Freddy said...

[Iavgotregigias6]

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 sec let me just get changed

[PikaYasha]

When they finished changing they.......

[Iavgotregigias6]

they ran to the hospital without the boy

[PikaYasha]

Naruto asked Freddy:"Where's the boy?"

[jacksparrow]

Freddy said, " i do not have the slightest idea as to where he might be, I am sorry."Then

[PikaYasha]

the child was dropped from the sky,so Naruto and Freddy....

[jacksparrow]

ran to catch him but Naruto fell and Freddy tripped over him, but Naruto got back up and...

[PikaYasha]

The child started crying and then the child......

[jacksparrow]

was caught by Naruto and the child hugged him and creid in his shoulder.Then...

[PikaYasha]

Naruto started to fall and he was about to hit the ground when..

[jacksparrow]

freddhy caught him and lifted him up and carried both of them to the hostpital. Then...

[PikaYasha]

They got to the hospital and....

[jacksparrow]

Naruto and the child were put in rooms and they didn't wake up for a week. Then...

[secretwepon]

everyone died

[jacksparrow]

, but they were saved just before they died, so...

[secretwepon]

everyone didnt die (unfortunatly)

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so then Naruto woke up and Gaara was in the room and crying...

[secretwepon]

then Some guy pointed a gun to Naurutos head

[PikaComet]

naruto ran away....

[jacksparrow]

and gaara beat the %*&# out the guy pointing the gun...

[PikaComet]

naruto cried like a baby~:nono::bootyshake:

[jacksparrow]

and went back to rescue the child...

[secretwepon]

but he killed him instead.

[jacksparrow]

So Naruto, asked Freddy why he was controling him to kill the child and Freddy said...

[secretwepon]

dude i...... and has a heart attack...

[jacksparrow]

Freddy tells Naruto in his last moments of breath that he did not enjoy all the work and this was payback. Freddy died sometime later...

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the child was extremely happy. he said his name is momiji.

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so Naruto adopted the child and...

[PikaYasha]

went home to give the child a bed to sleep in.Then...

[jacksparrow]

started to go to sleep himself when...

[PikaYasha]

there was a knock at his door.The person was....

[jacksparrow]

Sir issac Newton of the land of the butterflies and battle. He wanted...

[PikaYasha]

to take the child and...

[jacksparrow]

bring him to a good home with him. Naruto, gave the child to him with great sadness and then...

[PikaYasha]

Sir Issac went into a flying pickle and left Naruto.

[jacksparrow]

Naruto started to cry as he closed the door. Then...

[PikaYasha]

Sir Issac came back and said he took the wrong child.

[secretwepon]

the other child started to cry

[jacksparrow]

Naruto said, i have no other child. Sir issac then...

[PikaYasha]

said that he he took the wrong child and left it at Naruto's doorstep and...

[jacksparrow]

punched Naruto and took him hostage...

[PikaYasha]

Naruto thought,what happened?then......

[jacksparrow]

woke up instantly to find Sir Issac...

[PikaYasha]

Putting him on the Pickle ship.Naruto then asked........

[secretwepon]

what do you think your doing.

[jacksparrow]

Naruto then attacked Sir Issac, but Sir Issac zapped him with an electricuter, and tied Naruto up and then stuffed him on the Pickle Ship, got on board and...

[Aidyl]

kept watch, making sure Naruto stayed unconscious. But when Naruto did wake up...

[jacksparrow]

Naruto squirmed around until...

[Aidyl]

one of the crew members heard him and...

[PikaYasha]

Zapped him.Then he pretended to be unconscious,but then he........

[secretwepon]

died.Naruto asked the crew where he was. They said....

[jacksparrow]

he was on the boat, and he was about to...

[secretwepon]

die. They ran at him but he....

[PikaYasha]

had already died,so the crew members.......

[secretwepon]

threw his body overboard.He wasn't really dead though.

[jacksparrow]

because he held his breath and cut himself loose with a kunai...

[PikaYasha]

Naruto then swam up tot he surface or the water,and saw........

[jacksparrow]

The child running toard him. So...

[Aidyl]

he let the child run towards him. turns out the child wanted....

[jacksparrow]

to murder him and was actually Jiraiya fused with Orochimaru in disguise. Sooo...

[Aidyl]

naruto jumped into action! but when he landed...

[jacksparrow]

But Orochimaru won and Jiraiya...

[PikaYasha]

Thought that he should go over to the Sand Village and ask for help.When he got there......

[buggleboo]

when he got there , a monkey in the tree hidding threw 666 cocunuts on his head

[PikaYasha]

He didn't notice this because.....

[secretwepon]

he was dead. Then he....

[jacksparrow]

he came back to life and shot 6788 kunai at the monkey...

[PikaYasha]

The monkey fell over and then....

[jacksparrow]

died. Naruto went on with his journey....

[PikaYasha]

and then met Kakashi at....

[jacksparrow]

the Itcha Itcha book store and...

[buggleboo]

then he was chased out by a siberian tiger named yashemihokage [yash em a ho ka j a] and...

[jacksparrow]

beat the crud out of the tiger, then he...

[PikaYasha]

Ran out and Kakashi chased him to........

[jacksparrow]

the book store and...

[buggleboo]

this went on for days until jacksparrow showed up and...

[jacksparrow]

drank rum and watched...

[buggleboo]

then suddenly he tried to drink more but there was no more

[jacksparrow]

not funny....

[PikaYasha]

He thought as he went back to his house and.......

[buggleboo]

the next day tried to say sorry to naruto

(sorry jackie)

[jacksparrow]

but he forgot and went off to some other part of the place. then Naruto...

(it's ok)

[PikaYasha]

Was walking when..........

[jacksparrow]

he met Shikamaru who was...

[PikaYasha]

Leaning against his house."Why are you leaning against your house?"Naruto asked him.Shikamaru said.........

[buggleboo]

"because you're purple" he said...

(im glad)

[PikaYasha]

Naruto said:"I'm not purple!!!"And then he.........

[jacksparrow]

asked again"why are you leaning against the house"
If you must know, i am waiting for someone.(how troublesome this loser is)
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[PikaYasha]

Naruto was thinking,the person that he was probably waiting for,the picture,just flashed in his mind."Don't tell me it's another date with Ino or Temari....."Naruto groaned.Shikamaru said......

[jacksparrow]

no it's not another date. although the girls are all over me, they're so troblesome. i'm waiting for Tsunade, she's supposed to meet me here to talk about an assignment.
Naruto said...

[PikaYasha]

Good for you.I never wished for the girls to be all over me,and look at me!Not a girl scratch in me!Shikamaru thought........

[jacksparrow]

What a drag, hey maybe i could convince some girls to get Naruto, that would make me happy, they'd be off of me. Naruto would love it, maybe i could get Sakura....

[PikaYasha]

Yeah.I'll do that.Shikamaru thought while running off to find Sakura.

[jacksparrow]

Naruto: Hey Shikamaru where you going? Where's he going, i thought he had to meet Tsunade. Hey maybe if i stick around i'll get the mission...

[secretwepon]

about being that secret agent that has no friends.

[Iavgotregigias6]

Awwwww so sad makes me wanna cry

[secretwepon]

but i can't i have to do the mission.:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

[jacksparrow]

Hey here Tsunade comes!
Tsunade: Naruto? I thought Shikamaru was going to be here, do you kow where he is?
Naruto: heh heh, he must have been sick, poor guy, but hey i can do the mission...