Anniversary Gift

[RedneckFore]

His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow
morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that
goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND IT
BETTER BE THERE!!"

The next morning John got up early and left for work.

When his wife woke up she looked out the window and
sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle
of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe
and ran out to the driveway, and brought the
box back in the house. She opened it and found a
brand new bathroom scale.

John has been missing since Monday. Please pray for him.

[Comet]

:laugh::alienlaugh::laugh::alienlaugh:

One day, a couple was having their honey moon in vegas. When the cake was brought, the 5-foot monster was astounding, until, a dead woman fell out of the side.

"should've put the woman in after I baked the cake," the man said.

Comet

[fireheart708]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Oh! That's a good one. EH?

Fireheart708.

[PikaYasha]

:laugh::laugh:that was funny...both of them.

there was this one comic someone made...i only remember the last part though..

And Deidara passed with flying colors..
Itachi was told he was ugly.