The RANDOM answer Game

[jacksparrow]

Huhn!? stay back*moves back* why are they still coming for me?

[PikaYasha]

All Together:Because you're so cute!!!!!

*still trying not to laugh*

[jacksparrow]

Ok this is weird. why do they keep coming closer. !. *up against wall and cornered* uh-oh. stay away.
*Girls giggling and still coming closer*
why are they still coming?

[PikaYasha]

I think you've had enough torture.....*Release**all the girls disappear in thin air*There.Thought at least you would've learned about Genjutsu in school.

[jacksparrow]

hunh did you say something*jack pops up right behind Pikayasha* sorry but i went for a walk.

[PikaYasha]

......*sighs*I guess even if you've learned about it it's hard to recognize if it's an illusion or not...am I right....?

[jacksparrow]

what oh that was a clone. you've been talking to a shadow clone. i thought you would have realized that?

[PikaYasha]

*slaps herself*I thought that too.....

[jacksparrow]

oh well. we can't all be as smart as me. hey look it's Sasuke!!! wait why's he here?

[PikaYasha]

Oh no...Ino and Sakura are going to pay for this!Quick!Hide!Or..even better...*transports in a poof of smoke*

[jacksparrow]

Huhn. where did she go? *knock on door*
Sasuke: where is pikayasha"
I don't know why?
Sasuke: Ino and Saskura made me llok at her baby pics.
they did?
Sasuke:yes.

[PikaYasha]

*appears out of no where*
WHAT DID THEY DO!??!?!??!

[GamerGuy]

pie.

Kupo?

[PikaYasha]

Nani?

Is this what happiness is...?

[jacksparrow]

Do you like chickens? oh and Sasuke said they made him look at your baby pics.

Hahhahahahahaha!

[PikaYasha]

Sasuke!!!!!Tell me where Ino and Sakura Are!!!!!!!!!!:flaming:

Sauske:Over there
Okay...*beats them up*
No9w my life is better.
*continues with life*

[jacksparrow]

aawww poor pika. here let me help you
*beats the heck out of Ino and Sakura* there.
*next day**knock on door*
Hello
Sasuke: Ino said Pikayasha was here
Why do you want her
Sasuke: i want to take her...on...a...D..a..t..e
A what?
Sasuke: A FREIKIN" DATE
Ohhhhh, well she's not here can i take a message?

[PikaYasha]

*looks inside Jack's house from a tree*You said WHAT about taking ME on a FREAKIN WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?
Sasuke:...*gulps*.....

[Kimidara]

Sis!Don't hurt him!*slaps PikaYasha*You should be ashamed of yourself!Sorry if PikaYasha gave you any trouble...Sasuke-teme.
Sasuke:Uh....Thanks?

[PikaYasha]

*mumbles*Sis...you can be such a pain......*rubs cheek*

[Kimidara]

I can hear you BLINK...what do you think a MUMBLE is to me?

[PikaYasha]

A loud growl.....*growl coming from throat*

[suffer]

If you were a piece of poo what would you be?

[PikaYasha]

*yawn*I'm tired....see you all tomorrow.Especially you Sasuke...*death glare at Sasuke*By now!

[GamerGuy]

Why is my throat green?

[PikaYasha]

Hello everyone!
Everyone:.........Hi..........
Okay....more enthusiasm!
Everyone:........HI!..........
That's better.

[jacksparrow]

Sasuke: sorry about the other day, Ino and Sakura froced me to ask you out.
Well it was very wrong of you. i hope you learned your lesson, she was about to kill you.
Sasuke: well, i actually, *gulps* like.... Her...... i'm going to wash my mouth out.
Bye.

[PikaYasha]

*trying not to laugh*........That...was.....strange....but funny at the same time....*trying not to laugh*

[jacksparrow]

yes i suppose it was. HE LIKES YOU!!!!!!!!! *laughs*

[PikaYasha]

Be quiet!Sakura and Ino like you......*snickers*

[jacksparrow]

hmph. Well Sasuke was blushing when he said he likd you, and he was srtuttering. he never stutters. and he was getting all red.

[PikaYasha]

Well.....Ino and Sakura were blushing and their eyes got all watery AND they saw your baby pictures and when they saw that they wanted to hug you to death.I should know.

[jacksparrow]

well........ i got nthing. hmph*walks away.
Ino and Sakura: Omg there he is.
What the...uh-oh.*starts running away
Ino and Sakura:Come back.*runs after him*

[PikaYasha]

Oh no you don't EVER mess with my brother!*punches Sakura and Ino until they're out cold*There.Now you're safe.

[jacksparrow]

thank you. hey they're getting back up. i'm going to..uh... go up this tree. bye*climbs up tree as fast as i can*
Sakura and Ino:where'd he go. he is so cute.
Sakura: i was planning to take him out to dinner
Ino:you'll have to get past me first Forehead girl.
Sakura: Oh yeah Ino Pig. Bring it on.
*Ino and Sakura get inot a cat fight*

[PikaYasha]

I guess that I don't have anything to do now.How troublesome.
Sasuke:Hey!Want to come over to my house!?
Oh no....I'm going up the tree too!*climbs up tree also*
Sasuke:Maybe I was too.....emo?
This is better........

[jacksparrow]

*laughs*
*sakura and Ino are still fighting over Jack*
*Sasuke Lokking enthusiasticly for Pikayasha*
What now? we're stuck up here.

[PikaYasha]

I have an idea.*whispers*You want to do clone time?It'll be funny.

[jacksparrow]

ok. that's sounds really funny.

[PikaYasha]

Okay.So the plan is that we make a clone of ourselves ands then they think it's us,right?Then they do whatever they want to do with the clone and when it's about to get really good,like when they're about to kiss,then undo the clone.Got it?

[jacksparrow]

Awsome!!!!!!!!!!! let's do it. *makes a clone* ok you know what to do right?
*Clone nods*
Good boy. Now go
*clone jumps down*
Sakura and Ino stop fighting and run and put arms around clone*

[PikaYasha]

Good job.*makes clone*You know the simulation.Do it!
*clone goes over to Sasuke and he hugs it for dear life*
This will take a while.........

[jacksparrow]

*clone is smirking at Sakura and Ino*
Clone: So what do you ladies want to do?
Ino and Sakura: Let's go out to dinner or maybe to a pool?
Clone: umm how about we stay here and.. i dunno.. talk or something?
Ino: weeellll...ok.
Sakura: as long as i get to hold your hand.
Ino: no i do.
Clone: i still have two hands.

[PikaYasha]

Sasuke:*torturing the clone*I love you SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much!!!!!!!!
Clone:You know I have to breathe don't ya?!?!?!?!
Sasuke:Really?I didn't know that!!!*hugs for dear life again*
This will take a LOOOOONG time.......

[jacksparrow]

*Clone, Sakura and Ino walking ot a bech holding hands*
Clone: well now that we're here what would you ladies like to talk about
Ino and Sakura: No talking how bout kissing?

[PikaYasha]

*Sasuke stops hugging the clone*Sasuke:Would you like to do...I don't know...maybe kiss now?
Clone:Um.....sure.

[jacksparrow]

*Clone starts kissing*
now?

[PikaYasha]

*Clone does same*
Now!*releases jutsu*

[jacksparrow]

*release jutsu*
*Sakura and Ino kiss each other*
Sakura: Ino you pig, you kissed me!!!
Ino: No you kissed me!
*Laughs* that was funny.

[PikaYasha]

*Clone disappears and Sasuke kisses air*
Sasuke:WHAT?!?!?!?
*laughs also*Yes it was.

[jacksparrow]

*laughs and falls out of tree*
umm.... help
Ino: there he is, get him.
*Ino and Sakura drag me down and carry me off*
Aw man!!!!!!!!!

[PikaYasha]

*jumps out of tree and then gets smutthered by Sasuke*
Sasuke:I missed you SOOOOO much!!!!!
Great.....

[jacksparrow]

*still being carried away by Ino and Sakura*
Ino: this is nice, just me and you.
Sakura: i'm still here and he's mine.
Umm... how about you.. let me go?
Sakura and Ino: Ummm..... NO!!!

[PikaYasha]

Sasuke I can't breathe you know.......
Sasuke:Okay.Let's go out for dinner
No!Not that!!!

[jacksparrow]

Ino and Saskura: Let's go out to dinner.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PikaYasha]

Sasuke:We're going now!*goes off to Ichiraku*
No...any place but there!!!!!!!*notices Naruto*Naruto!!!!!!Help me!!!!
Naruto:Sasuke....you're torturing her.You're in for it......*readies a kunai*
*thinking*My hero!!!!!!!!!!

[jacksparrow]

*meets up with Pikayasha at the ramen shop carried by Ino and Sakura*
hey how are you doing. i'm just being carried everywhere. they're so loyal. almost like sevants, they do anything i ask. watch this. Ino lick Sasuke
*Ino licks Sasuke's face*
Good girl.

[PikaYasha]

Hey Naruto.
Naruto:Yeah?
What do you want to eat?
Naruto:...Hm....How about Pork Ramen today?
Okay.*yells*Hey mister!Two Pork Ramens please!
Mister:Okay!Coming right up!
There.Oh!Hi Jackie.Good for you.And....*trying not to laugh*Poor Sasuke....
Sasuke:EEWWW!!!!!!!!Ino spit!!!Yuck!!!!!
Fufufufu....right Naruto?
Naruto:That was funny.Do it again!

[jacksparrow]

Hmm what should i have them do know. oh i know.Ino Lick That tree and Sakura lick that frog!
*Sakura and Ino lick what they're told to*

[PikaYasha]

*PikaYasha and Naruto get their Ramen*Good for you.
Naruto:Yup.*slurp*
I got rid of Sasuke.

[jacksparrow]

that's good. i'm getting bored though. they have been all over me for at least 5 hours. and they won't let me go home. watch this. Hey Ino, Sakura can i go home now?
Ino: why would you want to do that Jackie-kun.
Sakura: you going to be with us forever.
See what i mean? *tries to sneak away and gets mauled by Ino and Sakura*

[PikaYasha]

Hey Naruto...*finishes Ramen*I think that we can fight now.
Naruto:*finishes Ramen also*Same here.....
Lets go get em!*charges at Ino and Sakura*
Naruto:Right!*charges also*
Might wanna run as soon as we get over here,Jackie.

[jacksparrow]

Ino: wait right here Jackie-kun.
Sakura: here's some rope to keep you warm.
Ino: and we'll tie you to this tree so you don't get lonely.*ties me up to the tree*
*hanging upside down* i'll be waiting over here, anytime your ready Pikayasha. you too Naruto.
*Ino and Sakura go fight Pikayasha and Naruto*

[PikaYasha]

*jumps out of the battle*Okay.I'm here.*throws kunai at rope*You're good,right?Now go back home and lock all the windows and doors.You hear?Good.*runs back into battle*

[jacksparrow]

*falls on head* ow, um one little problem with your plan, i'm still tied up and....hunh. oh man
*INo and Sakura jump out of battle, pick me up and run away at full speed*
Stupid girls i hate you both!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!

[PikaYasha]

I'm coming!*trips over a rock and falls in a trap*
Ino:We got her!Woo hoo!
Sakura:Yeah!
Ow.....Hey...this is.....feeling really....weird....*loses consciousness*
Ino:Thats our special!
Sakura:Chakra collecting hole!

[jacksparrow]

HHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP PP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!
*Sakura and Ino laugh*
Sakura: let's take him to or house.
Ino: ok, let's go.
What, i'm not going in you girl house!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PikaYasha]

Naruto:What?!I'll go get them!*runs after Sakura and Ino*

[jacksparrow]

*Sakura and Ino run to their secret house*
Sakura: ok, now lets unite him, but chain him to the wall so he doesn't escape.
Ino: good idea.
*ties me up to the wall*
Now what?
Sakura and Ino: LET's KISS HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

[PikaYasha]

Naruto:*breaks into their house*Your days are over you two!*gets into battle with them*

[jacksparrow]

*busy kissing me by force*

[PikaYasha]

Naruto:Okay........Shadow Clone Jutsu!Naruto Uzamaki Barrage!

[jacksparrow]

*Clones get in front of them*
Clone Ino: Now what?
Clone Sakura: to battle!!!!!!!!!!
*charges Naruto and Pikayasha*

[PikaYasha]

Naruto: Darn!*jumps out of the way in time to get away from the clones*

[jacksparrow]

*slaps his hand on the wall indicating that he is still being kissed*
*clones bang into wall and come after Pikaysha again*

[PikaYasha]

Naruto:This is really bad.....

[jacksparrow]

*Sakura and ino finally let go*
Finally. Hey Pikayasha, Naruto can you please get me ff of the wall?

[PikaYasha]

Naruto:............PikaYasha isn't here right now because she's about to die thanks to your chakra sucker thing!!!!!!UGH!!!!!!!!!!

[jacksparrow]

dang it. *grabs Sakura and Ino with feet nd slams them on the ground* Naruto give some of your chakra to Pikayasha and get that chakra sucker off her!

[PikaYasha]

Naruto:But they have it on and if I go down there then I'll get stuck there getting my chakra sucked out too!!!!!*idea*I have an idea.Hey Ino?Sakura?How do you turn that machine off?The one that sucks the chakra out?
Ino:That switch.*points to switch on wall*
Naruto:Okay.Thank you for helping!

[jacksparrow]

*Naruto Pulls Switch*
Good now get pikayasha to her feet.
Ino: hey Jackie-kun, guess what?
What?!
*goes back to kissing*
Hmphmph!

[PikaYasha]

Naruto:Yeah.I understand.*runs off*

[jacksparrow]

*stops kissing*
hey wait what about me, oh forget it!

[PikaYasha]

Naruto:*jumps back to window*You say something bud?

[jacksparrow]

No. *waits a while* HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ino: Come here and stay still! *grabs head*
Sakura: i only got to kiss him once, let me have a turn!
HELP!!!!!!!

[PikaYasha]

Naruto:PikaYasha will know how to do this...........*leaves and comes back with PikaYasha on shoulders*WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What........................?Ow..............Now I remember...........
Naruto:You know what to do in situations like this,right?
No.......................Ow.......................

[jacksparrow]

*Being kissed by Sakura and Ino, both fighting to stay on for more than 5 sec.*

[PikaYasha]

Naruto:PikaYasha!!!!!!!!!!!!!
........................What?
Naruto:*points over to jacksparrow*
What about it..................

[jacksparrow]

*let's go*
Help please!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ino: why'd you stop, that was great.
Sakura: Do it again and i get him!*Grabs me and kisses*
Ino: Hey not fair, i should get him!*pouts*

[PikaYasha]

Oh.............Okay.....Naruto.Down.
Naruto:Gotcha!*puts down PikaYasha*
I hope that you're ready...........
Ino:How are you still able to move?!!?
Reasons.Now.........*in threatening tone*any last words...........?
Ino:............Sakura...........?
Sakura:*stops*...............Ino...............?
Both:RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*run away*
Good.Now you're safe,Jack.

[jacksparrow]

Yeah only problem is i'm still chained to this wall and they ran off with the key!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ino: heh heh can't get it!
Sakura: Jackie-kun will be mine!!!
Ino: No he's mine!
Sakura: No i saw him first!
Ino: No you didn't
*Stares each other in the face**Starts fighting over me*
Help please!

[PikaYasha]

Can handle that.Naruto........get ready with Rassengan.He'll need it.
Naruto:Got it.I know what's going to happen.Poor guy.

[jacksparrow]

hunh, are you going to hit me with that, cause if you are i don't want help!

[PikaYasha]

No......not that...........*makes hand signs*You're ready right?

[jacksparrow]

ok???

[PikaYasha]

*Fire Style:Phoenix Flower Jutsu!!!*
Naruto:*watches*
*flames burn the chains and the hide out thing*Now,Naruto!
Naruto:Got it!Rassengan!*destroys the flames and then takes jacksparrow outside*
Good Naruto.

[jacksparrow]

hey can you put me down now? i want to do something.
Naruto: ok*puts him down*
Good*goes and hides in a bush*
Naruto: what are you doing?
Hiding GO AWAY!