The RANDOM answer Game

[jacksparrow]

basically it's like this someone asks a question or makes a statement and you think of the most random thing to say. i'll start.
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if you were to be a food, what food would you be?

[Comet]

Monkey Shrimp
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If you were an animal, what would it be?

[pikapika95]

a blonde rabbit with tan ear tips
that has red eyes like a red lollypop.


i you were an insect what would you be?

[PikaYasha]

Somethin!

If you were a star what would you be?

[pikapika95]

id be fat.


if you were a cheatmasters member who would you be
(besides yourself)

[PikaYasha]

A computer hack........

If you had to be fat,....what would you be?

[pikapika95]

skinny



if you were a rabbit who would you be

[PikaYasha]

A Rabbit!

If you were a wolf.....what breed would you be?

[pikapika95]

a dead wolf.


if you were a cat who would be?

[Sojiro]

catwoman

[jacksparrow]

If you were a waffle what kind would you be?

[PikaYasha]

Uh...that!

If you were...a book...what would you be?

[IndonesianGamer]

Living Book!



If you were a grave what would you be?

[Comet]

Nothing

If your were a mixed breed, what would it be?

[Kimidara]

Little and giganticness!

If you were a heart...which one would you be?

[PikaYasha]

A "ROBINS"...:)

If you were a frog..what would you be?

[IndonesianGamer]

a talking frog!

If you were a smilies... what kind of smilie would you be?

[sniperman]

a :bounce: one

[Kimidara]

If you were a dog....what breed would you be?

[IndonesianGamer]

Whatever...


If you were a game CD, what would it be?

[Kimidara]

ghrigbjkgherilgj<-----that's the answer

If you were a window...what would you be?

[IndonesianGamer]

i'm not alive for sure!


If you're a computer, which one would you be?

[secretwepon]

Dell,

if you were in a band which band would it be

[pikapika95]

one with a blue screen.

if you were dead who would you be

[PikaYasha]

Hi!

If you were alive who would you be?

[Kimidara]

Undefined Hitchhikers

If you were a grain of dust,which one would you be?

[IndonesianGamer]

Ok,... so what?

If you were a car, which type would you be?

[pikapika95]

a sexy one.


if you were a dog who would you be?

[Kimidara]

Cha!:)

If you were a ninja,what rank would you be?

[PikaYasha]

8683483034854

If you were a T-Rex,what color would you be?

[IndonesianGamer]

Rainbow!

I you were a colour, what colour would you be?

[PikaYasha]

Palkia!:)

If you were a plate,what would you be?

[Kimidara]

Rocks

If you were a dinosaur,which one would you be?

[PikaYasha]

Frogs and Animals!

If you were a Pokemon which one would you be?

[TigerStar]

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If you were a pokemon,which one would you be??
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[Kimidara]

A dog!:):):)

If you were a groudon what gender would you be?

[PikaYasha]

I don't have a gender...:D

If you were a planet, which one would you be?

[Kimidara]

I uh.....Hamburgers?

If you were a type of food, what would you be?

[secretwepon]

:rant:

[Comet]

a crazy person

[PikaYasha]

If you were a I-Pod
What Color Would You Be?

[mia12]

blue

if you were a dog what breed would you be???

[lilmouse]

a stray tramp

If uo hade one wish what would it be?

[Nintendolover]

to have as many wishes as I wanted.

If you where any animal what would u be?

[lilmouse]

an ardvark


If you hade only one super power... what would it be?

[mia12]

flying

if you could skip one thing everyday what would it be???

[lilmouse]

what else chores.... I need to go to school for my own reasons. I dont like to learn but its worth it.


if you hade anything in the world what would it be?

[Nintendolover]

A brand new laptop.

If you could be a spider, what would you do first thing?

[IndonesianGamer]

Make a home.


If you an admin, what would it be?

[jacksparrow]

Pillows.

If you were a air conditioner how big would you be?

[PikaYasha]

85000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

If you were a toad....what color would ya be?

[pikapika95]

tiny!


if you were a ball what kind would you be?

[PikaYasha]

4500000000000000000000000000000000000

If you were a chair, what kind of wood would you have?

[jacksparrow]

Yellow with purple, fluffy bunnies and made of a cottage cheese cow with blue pokadots

If you were a math question what would your answer be?

[pikapika95]

rotten maple.


if you were bread what kind of bread would you be?

[jacksparrow]

that answer requires simple nuclear fusion with quantom physics and a sign with purple cheese!

what kind o bird would you be?

[PikaYasha]

R....O....B....I...N!!!!ROBIN-KUNNNN!!!!!!!

If you were a gunnysack, why would you be it?

[jacksparrow]

because i used algebra to do my english homework!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what would you be if you had to be something?

[PikaYasha]

92834763297623947632978231786297823978628347509348 659781

If you were a plane, why would you be it?

[jacksparrow]

underpants!!!!!

what woulod you be if you were a swing set with bananas???????????

[PikaYasha]

dinner...........

If you had two eyes, one nose, and two ears, what would you be?

[Kimidara]

I don't know....Human?

If you had a frog on your head, how would you react?

[IndonesianGamer]

:eek:!

If there are a elephant in your head what are your reaction?

[pikapika95]

happy pikapika95


what kind of flower would you be?

[jacksparrow]

a tape measurer with a tie and several noses and a big red polka dot with a dish of rice!

if you were a pool would you have chlorine?

[Kimidara]

Hai!uh.......NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What would your star-sign be?

[jacksparrow]

Striped purple Pork- bellied pigs with a computer screen name in the middle of March!!!

If you were dead what would you be?

[Kimidara]

LADIDIDIDIDIDIDIDDADADADADADADA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IF you were alive...AND dead, what would you be?

[jacksparrow]

A plurple poka dot wearing a jacket in a gangster outfit in the summer of 1792!

if you were a printer what colors would you print?

[pikapika95]

big butts!


if you were an i dog what color would you be?

[PikaYasha]

Sousa Kanashimi Wo Yasashisani....Jibun Rashisa Oo Chikara Ni....Mayoi Nagara Demo Ii...Aruki Dashi te.......Mou Iikai.....

If you were a color what color would you be AND why?

[tjthemaster]

if you were a fart what would you smell like.

[jacksparrow]

*raspberries you* kldsjksehduhwdhsdcdksahjdsajkcjnjkshdsajskashdhsj

If you were a shoe would you fart?

[tjthemaster]

heck ya

if you fart any color what color hold it be

[pikapika95]

OOOO!



IF YOU WERE AN EGG WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?

[mia12]

Pink with green and blue and red poka dots

If you had to pick something in the entire world(other than yourself) what would it be?

[jacksparrow]

CHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEESEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYY PPPPPIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLL LLLLLLLEsssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!

if you were anruto would you like ramen?

[PikaYasha]

YES! OH YES!!!!I LUVEYS RAMEN!!!!

If you were Sakura, would you like Sasuke like.....A LOT?

[jacksparrow]

Hmmmmmmm............._____________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ ________________ i got it, no wait,uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

If you were a cat would you like TUNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PikaYasha]

OH YES!!!!I LUVEYS TUNA!!!!!!!!<3

IF you were a dog, would you eat a shark?

[tjthemaster]

depends how big

salt or freash water would you want to live in

[PikaYasha]

Fresh

A big house or a tornado?(Would you like to get rid of)

[tjthemaster]

tornado

would you get rid of T.V or computer

[mia12]

Is neither an answer??? T.V. I guess...............

Would you get rid of a Wii or a PS3?

[PikaYasha]

PS3

Deidara or Kisame?(To get rid of)

[mia12]

Kisame

get rid of Naruto or Pokemon???

[tjthemaster]

hmm hard choice I guess pokemon

what would you want more xbox 360 or PS3

[pikapika95]

saary giod!

gaara or random?

[tjthemaster]

gaara

Elephant or a hippoe

[pikapika95]

elebutt


fart or poo?

[tjthemaster]

fart

eat or get a wii

[pikapika95]

Wii Eat


Boo Or Who?

[tjthemaster]

who?

cake or pie

[pikapika95]

piecakey


:TooHappy: or ;)?

[tjthemaster]

the first one

movies or episodes

[pikapika95]

epimoovies

[tjthemaster]

lol

monkeys or chimps

[jacksparrow]

andsadjksajdasdsadsaxs*raspberries* Does that satify you as an answer?

BAT'S OR CATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tjthemaster]

cats and yes it does


crocs or aligatrors

[jacksparrow]

that's good and crocs.

Winnie the pooh or tigger?

[tjthemaster]

hmm none

mokeys or chimps

[jacksparrow]

*Raspberries* * again* *again*

ndjasnjasndja or asndjasdjksabdjdsbfsak

[tjthemaster]

the thrid on

me or you

[jacksparrow]

HHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYY YYYYY

Smilee or smillee?

[mia12]

smillee

would you rather keep Naruto or Pokemon?

[PikaYasha]

Naru!

Frogs on your head or cats falling from the sky?

[tjthemaster]

cats falling

death or life

[PikaYasha]

LIFIES!!!!!!

Little alligators or humongous snails?

[jacksparrow]

Ok i'm not yelling at all of you but your supposed to answer the question in a way that does not make sense at all, RANDOM.*sigh*

Pigs or polka dots?

[PikaYasha]

.........*starts singing*........

gibberish is being said.

[Kimidara]

Ginjutsu!!!!!(Illusion I believe)

If you were fat, how much would you weigh and eat?

[PikaYasha]

Nani, Kimidara no nandio?

If you had a friend, what would their name be?

[jacksparrow]

Sophelia Hiney.

Who are you related to in Naruto.

[pikapika95]

momiji sohma!http://www.fruits-basket.com/characters/imgs/momiji004.jpg


weird or cool?

[jacksparrow]

??????????????is that a trick question???????///Well IS IT IS IT!!!!!!!!!!

Replying or Answering?

[pikapika95]

big butts!

man or woman?

[jacksparrow]

Extra terrestrial with buggyies on top!!!!!!!!!!

Bold or imorint?

[PikaYasha]

Is that even a question?

Deidara is out to get you!

[jacksparrow]

OMG OMG THERE"S GOING TO BE AN ALIEN INVASION!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M RUNNING FOR MY LIFE, don't forget the hot dogs!!!!!!!!

post or quick reply?

[PikaYasha]

Hey look!It's K-Mart!!!!

Jumanji or Lunch?

[jacksparrow]

Hey look It's the ice cream man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I like ice cream. yummy yummy ice cream. hey wait ice cream man i'm not done.*chases after ice cream man**car stops**runs into car*ow.

if you were an ice cream man what kind of ice cream would you sell.

[secretwepon]

Who the hell are you!!!


Do you have a ps3

[jacksparrow]

MOTHER SOME STRANGE MAN IS TALKING TO ME!!!! OOPS YOU'RE A LADY!!!!!!

If you were a lady would you eat a lot?

[Woowee]

I would sell chocolate doggies!
Hey look it is a dog house!

[jacksparrow]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHhhhhhhhhhhhh i see chocolaate. mIIIIIIIIIINNNNEEEEEEEEee.

if you were a dog, would you have spots?

[PikaYasha]

I like fruit salad!!!YUMMY YUMMY!!

If you had a severe injury,what would it be?

[secretwepon]

KABOOM!!!!!!!!

If you were a snake what type of snake would you be.

[tjthemaster]

blurrrp.....rattle

a monkey in pajamas

[coolistheraod]

hey whaas up whats your name
?????????????????????????????

[coolistheraod]

jhfdsjgnjfdfvhjtgj

[alexgriffiths]

if you was jeff24 saber21 or tjthemaster who would you like to be the most

[tjthemaster]

I want to be me

[jacksparrow]

If you were a peice of chocolate what flavor would you be?

[PikaYasha]

OMG!!!IT'S LIKE!!!OMG!!*faints*

If you were a celebrity,which on would you be?

[jacksparrow]

MR. PIE MAN GOES UP SUNSHINEY MOUNTAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if you were a table what kind of wood would you be?

[PikaYasha]

SASUKE!!!GET OFF THE FRIDGE!!!

If you were a fox,what breed would you be?

[pikapika95]

momiji if thats a rabbit.


dark or light?

[PikaYasha]

LALALALALALA!!!!!!!!!!!Um.....*boom*I just blew up a city...FUFUFUFUFU....

Groudon or a giraffe?

[pikapika95]

dragons!


go or stop?

[jacksparrow]

KYUUBI NOT ON THE BED, BAD FOX!!!!!!!!

if you were a computer would you be a dell.

[PikaYasha]

Hello...HELLO???HEY!!GET OFF THE TABLE,AKAMARU!!!!

If you were the world would you explode?

[jacksparrow]

NO, BAD KIBA, GET OFF THE TABLE, KYUUBI NOT ON THE BED, AKAMARU STOP TEARING UP MY BOOTS. SHAKAKU GET OUT OF THE SHOWER!YOU'RE GETTING SAND ALL OVER IT!!!!!!!!! OH GREAT NIBI'S ON THE ROOF AGAIN!!!!!!

if you were a brother would you have a sister?

[PikaYasha]

Gaara!!!I'm ashamed of you!!!You just made my house a beach paradise!!!AND DEIDARA!!STOP DESTROYING MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!

If you had a cat,would it be black or white?

[jacksparrow]

HAKU WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?YOU JUST MADE MY HOUSE A SKATING RINK! I HATE YOU, NOW I CAN'T MAKE ANY MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!

if you were a ninja what rank would you be?

[pikapika95]

kyo-kun i love you!



boy or house?

[stewieman22]

Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese.

[jacksparrow]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH H monkey.

If you are sad what would make you happy?

[pikapika95]

yellow bunnies!

[jacksparrow]

bluish greenish with sad smilles on top.

[secretwepon]

short

[PikaYasha]

*doorbell*COMING!!*opens door and the full Naruto cast comes in*HEY!!NARUTO!!GET OUT OF MY REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!!AND ZABUZA!!STOP FLOODING THE STINKING BATHROOM ALREADY!!!INO!!GET OFF SASUKE!!!YOU TOO,SAKURA!!!!

The end of the earth of the beginning?

[jacksparrow]

*pets Akamaru* Kiba get the heck away from me, i won Akamaru fair and square. KIba i told you to get AWAY!!! * punches kiba in the face* * kiba runs away*

rocks or leaves?

[mia12]

Purple

sticks or stones?

[PikaYasha]

Deidara!Time to get to your Art Classes now!No...I'll come with you?Okay.:)

Gravel or the sky?

[Lukario]

Chuck Norris.

Wolves are furry rodents lol.

Thanks,
Lukario

[jenjen94]

We all scream for ice cream!





TV or RADIO

[jacksparrow]

INO GET OUT OF MY HOUSE. I'm sorry what were you saying? something about, pies flying in a cow farm?

drawers or dressers?

[mia12]

Art classes

painting or drawing?

[PikaYasha]

Deidara,thats a really good bird you made there.Thanks.I'll blow up the school now...only if you allow it....Of course you can blow up the stinkin' school!Go ahead!Okay!*Makes a huge bird and then runs out the window*BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Deidara art classes or Kakashi the Bus Driver?

[Lukario]

Itsa me, Mario

Games or Toys?

Thanks,
Lukario

[PikaYasha]

Oh!Look Sasuke!What?FANGIRLS!!!RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!Right!

Red and White or Blue and Blank?

[jacksparrow]

hey naruto want to unleash our demons and destroy the world. okok reasy set go!*unleashes demon and destroys the world.

[PikaYasha]

Awesome story,Sakura.What happens next?Then Ino dies a sad death because of me winning over Sasuke!!COOOOL!!!!!!!!

Deidara is going to become your art teacher!

[Lukario]

So what happens here?

Thanks,
Lukario

[PikaYasha]

Groudon!!Deidara!!!Save me!!!Gotcha!*makes a clay bird and runs off pulling me by the arm*Great job Deidara.Thanks.

A Groudon Is Going To Destroy The World!!!

[jacksparrow]

Hey kiba can i have akumaru? "NO" ok then *punches kiba in the stomach and runs away with akamaru*

[jacksparrow]

Hey kiba can i have akumaru? "NO" ok then *punches kiba in the stomach and runs away with akamaru*

what if you woke up in a dream?

[PikaYasha]

Hey!Look!It's Koga!Hey Koga!Over here!

The world will explode in 5...4...3...2...0...

[tjthemaster]

WAIT! where is 1

you owe me on million dollers

[jacksparrow]

WHAT?! wait how much is a million. hey cool there's naruto. NARUTO let's go and train together. i'm gonna kick your butt.

would you like pie?

[PikaYasha]

Hey Sasuke....What?*Punches Sasuke in the face*You fell for it and I beat you!!!AHAHAHAH!!!

Deidara is your bus driver and Sakura is your home room teacher...and Might Guy is your Gym teacher!

[m4mh]

If you were a gas cloud, what color gas cloud would you be?

[jacksparrow]

hey sasuke did you bug my little sister, and you fell for her trick. your an idiot. *punches sasuke in the face. moron.

if you were a molacule would you be the color blue?

[secretwepon]

Oh God
if you were something random what would you be

[jacksparrow]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH hey look it's a monkey. hi monkey.

if you were a jellybean what flavor would you be?

[PikaYasha]

Sasuke,your new ninja title is Sasuke the Baka.*punches in the face again*

Sasuke is mad and will kill you tonight after you read this post!

[secretwepon]

Random
If you were a book what color would it be

[jacksparrow]

OMG i'm a book. hey look at that picture. it says "sasuke is a baka." hmm, well it's true.

i am going to blow you up in 3..2..1..

[secretwepon]

0!!!!! What happened. I dunno why ya asking me



The View are

[jacksparrow]

your a monkey. orochimaru is ugly. has he ever heard of tanning? his face is so pale and what with the eyes. they freak me out, and his hair, he needs a hair cut. well i guess he can't help looking likea circus freak.

you,like pie.

[secretwepon]

Umm Tasty chicken


You are dumber that Naruto....

[jacksparrow]

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... well the answer is obvious, you have a pickle head, and ARE deathly afraid of cows with polkadots for spots.

chickens are...

[secretwepon]

Tasty i want one

[PikaYasha]

Deidara will become your friend along with Orichimaru.

[jacksparrow]

HOLY ****. there's my clone. i gotta hide. HOLY UNDERPANTS, it's Gaara. i feel like beating the **** out of him. i'm gonna do that. *beats the heck out of Gaara*

if you were Orochimaru's friend would you like him?

[PikaYasha]

Lets see.....If Shakakus over there...and Nibis over there.....Where's Kyuubi?*Kyuubi comes out of no where*Hi Kyuubi.You go over there.And Sanbi,you go over to that corner.

If Jiraiya was at your house inspecting your stuff,what would you do?

[secretwepon]

There's nothing here officer


If you had to kill someone who would you kill

[tjthemaster]

ummm hmmmmmm ah the first persone I see thats not relaited to me

[mahid21]

hey can u pls help me how to unlock this characters in king of figthers xi in ARCADE characters, Mai Shiranui, Mr. Big, Geese Howard, Tung fu rue, Robert Garcia, Hoaru Futaba and EX Kyo Kusanagi

[mahid21]

pls help me unlock this characters in king of fighters xi in ARCADE characters, Mai Shiranui, Mr. Big, Geese Howard, Tung fu rue, Robert Garcia, Hoaru Futaba and EX Kyo Kusanagi

[mahid21]

Lets see.....If Shakakus over there...and Nibis over there.....Where's Kyuubi?*Kyuubi comes out of no where*Hi Kyuubi.You go over there.And Sanbi,you go over to that corner.

If Jiraiya was at your house inspecting your stuff,what would you do?

HEY !!!!! can u pls help me how to unlock this characters in KOF xi characters, Mai Shiranui, Mr. Big, Geese Howard, Tung fu rue, Robert Garcia, Hoaru Futaba and EX Kyo Kusanagi
plssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!

[jacksparrow]

well this is not the place for this. there are specific places for these questions. any way............................................... .. OMG THERE'S Jiraiya. i gotta hide, he's been lookig for e and i'm afraid of what he wants.

hey are you an alien?

[PikaYasha]

Kyuubi,go to town and let everyone know that I'm the coolest kid in the neighborhood.With me on your back.Please?

Hey!Is that Jiraiya in the window of your house? to your doorstep?

[pikapika95]

sunset on a mountain, teru teru momiji... hey whatcha lookn' at?!

[PikaYasha]

*Goes up to bedroom*Hey Sasuke...can you get off my bed please?
Sasuke:Nope
Okay.Then we sleep together.
Sasuke:How dare you!!!!
You might wanna move!
Sasuke:Never!Eek!

I got frostbite today!

[jacksparrow]

hey Naruto wanna train
Naruto:no
No well then i'm gonna kick your butt
Naruto: no your not
*punches Naruto in the face*
i told you so.

is that Sasuke outside your house wanting a date? oh no wait that's Jiraiya.

[PikaYasha]

Hey Sakura!
Sakura:What?
I heard Sasuke telling Neji that he's gonna take you on a date tonight!
Sakura:Really?!?!?*runs back to house*
She falls for anything!Right brother?
Sasuke:Yup.

Is that the Hokage with a paper saying that you are allowed to be his assistant?Oh,my bad.Thats Ino.

[jacksparrow]

Hey pikayasha i think sasuke's outside your house. he says he wants to take you on a date.

is that Ino?

[PikaYasha]

Yo Ino!
Ino:What?
Sasuke said that he loves you!
Ino:really?!!?*goes to house to get ready for a party*
You know...she has a brain smaller then a pea.

Sasuke said that he's gonna come over to your house for a dance competition tonight.

[jacksparrow]

Omg i'm gonna kick his butt*Kicks Sasuke's butt at dancing* take that pretty boy.

Hey i think Naruto's outside your house wanting ramen in a cup?

[PikaYasha]

Hey Naruto....*looks out door*
Naruto:What?
Here's some money.*gives Naruto money*
Naruto:Thanks!

Kakashi is taking you to a bookshop tonight!

[jacksparrow]

oh no, i hope he doesn't make me read the books again. they were...*knock on door*
Kakashi: guess what we're gonna read the books again, isn;t that great.
*looks at him, blinks* *runs away and slams door in his face* AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kakashi: what's his problem?

Jiraiya wants to take you out to dinner tonight.

[PikaYasha]

Okay....Jiraiya!
Jiraiya:Yes?????
NO!*slams door in face*

Tsunade wants you at her office!(ooooh!!!!!!!!!!!!)

[jacksparrow]

Tsunade: i want you to go with Naruto on a top secret mission
Ok, just one thing
Tsunade: yes
*kills Tsunade and is 6th hokage* yay

[PikaYasha]

Naruto goes to your house and is torturing Akamaru.

[jacksparrow]

Akamaru. Naruto you Baka. *punches Naruto in the face* that takes care of that.

Sasuke is coming to your house this evening.

[secretwepon]

Stupid TV Mabie if i pull this.............................................. ..............

I think your stupid

[PikaYasha]

Eh.....*knock on door*Come in.....
Sasuke:Hi
Hi Brother.
Sasuke:Hi Sister.

Groudon is about to destroy the Hidden Leaf Village!

[jacksparrow]

i'm bored*goes to sleep*

Tsunade is going out with Jiraiya again.

[PikaYasha]

Well good luck with that.

The whole universe will explode...wait...sorry,thats just Nabi attacking.

[jacksparrow]

oh that's goo. hey wait that's not good at all.

Jiraiya and you are forced to go on a date, and if you don't you die.

[PikaYasha]

I'd rather die either way...*dies*

There is a plate of cookies that are NOT poisoned on your desk at school.

[jacksparrow]

i'm still ot eating them. puts them on teachers desk. teachers eats them, then dies.
not my fault.

a crazy mutant is coming for you.

[PikaYasha]

*takes out a sword and the mutant dies*...I didn't even do anything...?

Deidara said that Itachi's at your door about to give you the secret of the Sharingan.

[jacksparrow]

cool what is... *looks into Itachi's eyes and falls into a sleep of no awakening*

Itachi is going to take Sasuke away forwever.

[PikaYasha]

Bye Sasuke-baka!!!!

Orochimaru is at your house about to give you the curse mark!

[jacksparrow]

ummm Orochimaru?
O:yes.
Eat this,*stuffs orochimaru's mouth with bombs, then runs away*
3...2...1...0*Orochimaru blows up*
i'm happy now.

Sasuke wants pie.

[PikaYasha]

Sasuke...there's pie over a Bakers Square.
S:Good.*goes over to Bakers Square*
WHY????????????

Sakura and Ino are about to leave their house in their best clothing and are headed for your house!!!

[jacksparrow]

ummm. i don;t know what they want but i'm not sure i want to know.

what do thety want?"

[PikaYasha]

They want to know where Naruto and Shikamaru went.

They are almost at your door...then knock knock!

[jacksparrow]

oh man. *opens door* hello can i help you both?
Sakura: where did Shikamaru and Naruto go?
I don't know
Ino:who cares anymore. i'm stayinf here.
I didn't really expect to have guests.
Sakura:oh well guess you'll have to make do.
O-k?

now what?

[PikaYasha]

They are heading for your room.

Sakura:Nice room.

[jacksparrow]

hey get out of my room. my stuff is in there.
Sakura:no i like it in here
Ino:me too

Then....what?

[PikaYasha]

The they touch everything you own

Ino:Look!It's a computer!!!
Sakura:Never seen one before...It's nice!

[jacksparrow]

He that's mine. Get out of my e-mail file.
Sakura:what's this?
Ino:i don't know Sakura.

What did they find?

[PikaYasha]

.....Photobucket.....

Sakura:Hey!Whats this..?
Ino:Type in a word and lets see what comes up.

[jacksparrow]

hey get out of my files. there's stuff in there not open to the public!!!
Sakura: look Ino it's
Together: BABY PICTURES
Hey get out of there!!!

Next?

[PikaYasha]

They are looking at allof them and oohing and awwing...

Ino:Hey!Thats cute!
Sakura:Same here!

[jacksparrow]

Stop that. *reaches for the off switch*
Sakura*grabs hand and flips him onto bed* Awww look Ino, he's sssssooooooooo cute
Ino:i agree, hey pikayasha come here.
What no!!!!!!!!!!

[PikaYasha]

*appears out of no where*What did you want me to look at...?Oh!!!He's so cute as a baby!!!!*looks back*Sorry Jack.

Ino:Well,I better find Shikamaru now.Nice house too!Bye!
Sakura:I'm gonna find Naruto too.See ya Jack!
Bye Jack.*goes back outside*

[jacksparrow]

i'm think i should die now. stupid computer. *blushes*

[PikaYasha]

*appears at window*This is why you don't let your parents ever touch a computer.

[jacksparrow]

GRRRRRRRRRRRRr........*flops down on bed*

[PikaYasha]

See what I mean.And by the way......Never get a photobucket account.

[jacksparrow]

*blushes in embarrassment*

[PikaYasha]

Naw...it's okay.No need to get embarrassed...

[jacksparrow]

*puts pillow over head* *face getting redder*

[PikaYasha]

*comes in*..There;s no need to be embarrassed.

[jacksparrow]

hmhpphppk*speaks through pillow*

[PikaYasha]

*takes away pillow*Come on.....

[jacksparrow]

no. *turns around and lays on stomach*

[PikaYasha]

Okay then....TenTen!Temari!Come on in!I think that you'll like this!

[jacksparrow]

what are you doing? wait you'r going to... oh no, more girls!

[PikaYasha]

I was going to warn you.

[jacksparrow]

warn me about what. how many other girls are out there?

[PikaYasha]

Ten.Twenty....A lot.

[jacksparrow]

WHAT. why are you... oh no. here they come
*Girls come in* What did you want to show us Pikayasha?

[PikaYasha]

Go onto the computer and click on the first button you see.
All Together:Okay!

[jacksparrow]

AWWWWWW MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! get them off the computer!!! hey wait, what are they doing?
*Girls moving towarsds me*

[PikaYasha]

All Together:You are so cute!!!!!!!!!!!
*trying not to laugh*