berrie13
02-18-2007, 03:43 PM
A man walks into the bar with 3 ducks under his arm and orders a pint of beer, the man chats to the bartender for abit but doesn't mention the ducks. Eventually he gets up aand goes to the bathroom leaving the ducks on the bar. The bartender turns to the first duck and says "Whats your name?" and asks how his days been. The duck says "My names Hewey and I've had a great day, been in and out of pudddles all day long."
The barman agrees this must have been a nice day and turns to 2nd duck and asks the same questions. "My names Dewey and I've had a great day, been in and out of pudddles all day long."
"Sounds good," says the barman and looks at the 3rd duck. "You must be Dewey." The duck looks at him and says
"No, my names Puddles annd don't ask how my days been."
The barman agrees this must have been a nice day and turns to 2nd duck and asks the same questions. "My names Dewey and I've had a great day, been in and out of pudddles all day long."
"Sounds good," says the barman and looks at the 3rd duck. "You must be Dewey." The duck looks at him and says
"No, my names Puddles annd don't ask how my days been."