Onlne battle game.

[jacksparrow]

this is a game where you have a battle. you usse those little stars and anyone that comes can be hit( fuguratively not litterally.)


Ex. *punched so-and-so.*

Have at it!

[Woowee]

:confused:

[jacksparrow]

well it goes like this*punches woowee in the face*.

[PikaYasha]

lol...This is interesting...VERY...lets see here....*thinking*....*punches jacksparrow in the stomach*This may be a little mean,but at least this isn't real.

[secretwepon]

hmm lets see, *hits PikaYasha with a gun*

[tjthemaster]

hmmm *Kicks SecretWepon In face*

[jacksparrow]

*Kicks Pikayasha in the stomach* i think that settles it.

[tjthemaster]

*Runs Up and puts jacksparrow in a sleeper hold*

[pikapika95]

happy birthday! kicks wepon in the stomach!

[PikaYasha]

Everyones against me?!?!?*Punches pikapika in the stomach*

[jacksparrow]

*punches everyone in the neck, kicks everyone in the stomach* take that.

[pikapika95]

slaps everybody in the back.

[jacksparrow]

ow*uses dragon flame jutsu on pikapika* haha.

[PikaYasha]

Why you little.....*uses fire style: phoenix flower jutsu on everyone*Take that.

[jacksparrow]

*coughs* oh yeah*uses wind sword on Pikayasha*haha.

[PikaYasha]

Okay.I can fight back...*cough*I' fine....okay:*hits pikapika in the face*Thought she could use a bit of exercise....fufufufufu...

[jacksparrow]

haha you're so wiped out you can't even breathe. here let me help you.* uses Kyubbi power on Pikapika*

[traineroffire]

*blows the $#!+ out of jacksparrow with a rocket launcher and plasma gun*

[pikapika95]

gets a knife and stabs everybody.

[PikaYasha]

*jumps out of the way of the knife*I won't last much longer so....*hits everyone in the face*That will do....

[jacksparrow]

pikayasha are you ok? all of you are going to pay for this.*unleashes power of the nine-tailed fox* *does a big $%& rasengan on everyone*

[secretwepon]

*Chops PikaPika's head off with a laser gun* sorry PikaPika, but your dead

[jacksparrow]

haha good job.*stabs pikapika in th heart just to make sure she's dead*

[pikapika95]

me: uhhhh.........................hack....

[jacksparrow]

hmmmmmmmm*kicks pikapika in the side to make sure she's dead*

[pikapika95]

me: jack....sparr....ow..... you... are... mean.....

[jacksparrow]

i'm sorry i guess i got a little carried away.*helps pikapika to her feet*

[pikapika95]

thank...you... then slaps jacksparrow.

[jacksparrow]

ow. what was that for?*slaps pikapika back*

[pikapika95]

owff... akk....

[jacksparrow]

sorry. here um... *picks up a rock* throw this at me.

[pikapika95]

go away jacksparrow kicks jacksparrow.

[jacksparrow]

ow *lands on ground and stays there*

[pikapika95]

ha ha hoo ha ha! see you jacksparrow!

[cheater101]

jack sparrow blows up lol

[jacksparrow]

yeah hello i'm still here. *runs away*

[pikapika95]

kicks cheater101.

[jacksparrow]

*throws a kunai at cheater101*

[pikapika95]

good bye! slaps all members even the admins.

[jacksparrow]

haha missed me.*runs even farther away to a sfae spot(not revealing)*

[pikapika95]

im gonna getchu!

[jacksparrow]

no you won't cause you can't find me*finds another place to hide*

[pikapika95]

im still chasing you.

[jacksparrow]

*hides somewhere deep in the????????????*(figure out where i'm hiding)

[pikapika95]

im gonna kill you!

[jacksparrow]

*comes up from the ground and tackles pikapika*

[pikapika95]

runs away.

[jacksparrow]

hmph.*goes and hides somewhere all around pikapika*

[pikapika95]

*runs out of the forest*

[jacksparrow]

*follows pikapika from every direction possible and not possible, but keeps hidden*

[pikapika95]

i have a mad mark! im gonna kill you!

[jacksparrow]

*Hides in spots all around pikapika.EVERYWHERE AT ONCE!!!!!!!!!!!!*

[pikapika95]

you are an elohssa!

[jacksparrow]

?????????/i have no clue what that means, but if you make one move i'll attack from every direction.

[pikapika95]

rabbit gun unleashed!

[jacksparrow]

ok??????????You can't hit me. I'm hiding every where and no where all at once.

[pikapika95]

*turns head* huh?

[jacksparrow]

*Moves around* *moves around agian* ridles riddles I'm every where and no where all at once.

[pikapika95]

your agile! thats it!

[jacksparrow]

nope.heh heh. not it *Goes every direction at once*

[pikapika95]

you crazy! is that it? elohssa!

[jacksparrow]

nope here I COME!!!!!!!!!!!*comes out with shadow clones* *goes in back pocket for kunai and ready Rasan-Shurikan*

[pikapika95]

*runs away*

[jacksparrow]

*chases after pikapika with fullfledges Rasan-Shurikan* haha you can run but you can't hide.

[pikapika95]

rabbit gun loaded! lets go!

[jacksparrow]

ok*dives at pikapika from in the air* *readies Rasan-Shurikan**get's a direct hit on the head with Rasan-Shurikan* Haha, take that.

[pikapika95]

*punches everybody in the stomach.*

[jacksparrow]

ow. how can you still fight that was a critical hit to the head. and i'm almost done for.hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[pikapika95]

here kitty kitty. kyo get jacksparrow!

[jacksparrow]

awwwww look at the cute kitty. *pets kitty**kitty purrs*

[pikapika95]

kyo! get jacksparrow. kyo!

[jacksparrow]

*kitty purrs more**keeps petting kitty*

[pikapika95]

kyo or ill call kagura. *kyo scratches jacksparrow*

[jacksparrow]

ow*Summons big,giant, furry, red-eyed wolf* Ok Tigaia Get Her*Tigaia Runs toward Pikapika*

[pikapika95]

kyo get em'! kyo: meow! *scratch* good kitty here is a treat.

[jacksparrow]

*Tigaia chases after Kyo and steps on him by mistake and squishes the life out of him*oops. sorry.

[pikapika95]

kyo! are you okay? your hurt... im gonna get another Sohma.

[jacksparrow]

tigaia after her.*tigaia chases after pikapika*

[pikapika95]

what do you want evil wolf? ah momiji there you are! can i have you as a pet?

[jacksparrow]

*tigaia licks pikapika's face*

[pikapika95]

jeez what do you want?

[jacksparrow]

my wolf just licked your face! i can't believe it he never lickes me.

[pikapika95]

freaky wolf. i hate it because it killed my cat!

[jacksparrow]

well it obviosly doesn't hate you. Get her boy.*dogs pushes pikapika to the ground and puts a paw on her so she can't get up*

[secretwepon]

*punches Pikapika and jacksparrow in the gut*

[jacksparrow]

ow. Tigaia sick him.*tigaia picks up secretweapon in his mouth and rips him limb from limb*

[secretwepon]

It's secretwepon not secretweapon and ohh i almost forgot * Gets a american pit bull and unleashes it on Jacksparrow

[pikapika95]

kyo, here kitty kitty! oh yeah... hes dead.

[jacksparrow]

ow, Tigai use your special ability and grow.*tiagaia grows to the size of the biggest thing on the earth and cruches the pitbull*

[secretwepon]

nooooooooooo, my pitbull is dead *takes a big ray gun and discintigrates Captain Jack*

[jacksparrow]

um you missed. that was my shadow clone. *Takes an even bigger ray gun and dicinegrates secretweapon*

[secretwepon]

*uses a enormous shield and reflects it back at Jack* see it rhymes.

[jacksparrow]

Dodges out of the way and goes into hiding.

[secretwepon]

*uses a heat seeker on the Captain*

[jacksparrow]

haha can't find me.

[secretwepon]

*fires randomly at the bushes*

[jacksparrow]

*not there*

[secretwepon]

*threatens to blow the black pearl up as bait*

[jacksparrow]

*comes out of hiding*all right here i am. what now?

[secretwepon]

*blows black pearl up anyway* *then laughs in JackSparrows face*

[jacksparrow]

*black pearl poofs, revealing another jacksparrow* ha shadow clone

[pikapika95]

mean old eloessa!

[secretwepon]

slices Jacks throat

[jacksparrow]

*jack poofs signaling it was another shadow clone*

[secretwepon]

*killsall the shadow clones then kills the original*

[jacksparrow]

*everything poofs* haha more shadow clones.

[secretwepon]

*blows up solar system*

[jacksparrow]

sorry not dead*comes out of hiding*

[secretwepon]

*blows up universe*

[jacksparrow]

not dead. still standing here.

[secretwepon]

"what will it take to kill you"

[jacksparrow]

i'm not killable. i escape death everytime.

[secretwepon]

oh then why not try to kill me then

[jacksparrow]

i don't feel like it. *lays down and goes to sleep*

[secretwepon]

sighes and then swears in his ear

[jacksparrow]

*still sleeping**Tigaia comes and sleeps next to Jack*

[secretwepon]

gets his brother flame to squirt lava over him

[jacksparrow]

*still sleeping*

[secretwepon]

gets bored and go beats up will turner

[jacksparrow]

*still sleeping* *dreams about Rum*

[secretwepon]

steals the rum

[jacksparrow]

*wakes up*Give me back my Rum!

[secretwepon]

hits him with it and then drinks the rum

[jacksparrow]

ow. oh well*goes into the hidden black pearl and brings out a new bottle of rum**drinks all the rum in one gulp**falls down on the floor and passed out*

[secretwepon]

goes to sleep and dreams about killing Jack Sparrow

[jacksparrow]

*dreams about killing secretweapon, something else, and something not open to the public*

[secretwepon]

wakes up and beats the living $*#* out of Jack

[jacksparrow]

*wakes up, not interested in any thing i see and goes back to sleep*

[secretwepon]

goes home and then to sleep

[jacksparrow]

*wakes up, stretches and goes on the black pearl to sleep more, pushes gibbs out of the way and slams the door, flops on bed and goes to sleep*

[secretwepon]

wakes up and playes fifa 2008

[jacksparrow]

*wakes up and sits at desk and stares at the papers*

[secretwepon]

loses first match

[jacksparrow]

*keeps staring at the amount of papers the crew has given me*

[secretwepon]

*gets a beer out the fridge*

[jacksparrow]

"Get's rum out of the cellar to go with the staring"

[secretwepon]

walks up to the black pearl and rings the doorbell

[jacksparrow]

*screams Go Away I"m Busy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! out the window*

[secretwepon]

*walks back to house and watches telly

[jacksparrow]

*Goes back to sleep*

[secretwepon]

*me to*

[jacksparrow]

*sleeps for a long time*

[secretwepon]

*wakes up cause got food in oven*

[PikaYasha]

*comes to the scene*Hey Jackie...I think that all your paperwork is flying out the window....I got it!!....No I don't...Okay,I'm gonna slip into your bed....*Sleeps on the floor instead*

[secretwepon]

*Eats a chicken leg*

[alexgriffiths]

punches tjthemaster in the stomach

[jacksparrow]

Pikayasha get the heck out of my bed. oh well *startys doing the paperwork and then sends a note to secretwepon*

[secretwepon]

*gets the note then storms to the black pearl and almost breaks the door down from knocking*

[jacksparrow]

who is it????????

[PikaYasha]

*wakes up*Hiya!Jackie...I think there's someone at the door..I'll get it!!!*opens door*Hi!secretwepon!Whats up?

[pikapika95]

*kicks everyone in the stomach*

[PikaComet]

*punches everyone*

[PikaYasha]

You guys have had it to the last straw.....*Fire Style:Phoenix Flower Jutsu!!!(On everyone)*

[jacksparrow]

thanks Pikayasha. um, well if everyone's here in my ship, then i have one thing to say, let's have a party.

[PikaYasha]

Okay.Let me go to my house first:*goes back to house then comes back*
Itachi:What did you have to get?
This:*holds up bag of candy*Everyone does like candy,am I right?Anyone who doesn't I also have these:*holds up bag of carrots*So...Which one do all of you want?
Whole Naruto Cast:CANDY!!!!!!!!!
Okay.What do you guys want?

[grit]

party *whoooooo*

[PikaYasha]

Candy or my carrots?I'm guessing everyone wants carrots....fufufufu....
Naruto:No!!!Candy candy candy candy!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay,knuckle-head...Candy is decided.*throws candy all around to everyone*

[jacksparrow]

Candy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gimme ,gimme Candy!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PikaYasha]

Here,Jackie onii-san,you can have this:*gives jacksparrow a huge bag of candy*You happy?
Naruto:How come he gets the big bag?!
Because...because he is nice.And you...*gives Naruto a noogie*Are too hyper as it is!

[jacksparrow]

CANDY CANDY CANDY CANDY CANDY!!!!!!!!!!!*chugs down the whole bag* YUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MORE CANDY!!!!!!!!!!

[tjthemaster]

candy please

[jacksparrow]

My Candy!back Off!

[tjthemaster]

I'll fight you for it

[jacksparrow]

your on. *punches tj in the face, stomach, and various other places*

[tjthemaster]

kicks jack in the face and stomic

[pikapika95]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!! *transforms into a dragon* hmmmmrg....

[PikaYasha]

Get away from onii-san!*punches TJ in the stomach a couple times...HARD*

[pikapika95]

*blows fire on Jackie*

[PikaYasha]

Why you...Don't you ever hurt Big Brother!Chidori!*Hits pikapika with Chidori*

[pikapika95]

arg!!!! now for you yasha!

[PikaYasha]

Mm...I'm beginning to enjoy this fight....Fire Ball Jutsu!*uses fire ball jutsu on pikapika*

[pikapika95]

if you mess with me ill mess with youuuuuuu! sorry yasha! time to go! fireball storm!

[tjthemaster]

'Bioshock!" TJ uses bioshock on jack

[jacksparrow]

nobody hurts my sister.*turns into nine-tailed fox* now time for a real battle. *summons chief wolf tigaia* alright now i'm ready. pika let's go. *readies rasan-shriken* let's go!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tjthemaster]

Hey don't forget me. TJ goes to his dragon form. "Lets fight"

[pikapika95]

this is gonna get interesting. wings of light!

[tjthemaster]

Wing blade.

[PikaYasha]

*Turns to Ookami From*Lets get this fight all ready and lets win big brother!*Readies Chidori*

[secretwepon]

*sit's on the sidelines eating popcorn

[tjthemaster]

I smell popcorn

[secretwepon]

"That because i'm eating it moron"

[pikapika95]

blows fire on wepon. mean moron bad wepon.

[secretwepon]

*Disintergrates PikaPika with ray gun

[jacksparrow]

alright i'm ready. hey i too smell popcorn. hey secretwepon has popcorn. let's get him. come on little sister.

[secretwepon]

*panics and gets his cousin to kill everyone

[jacksparrow]

not gonna work. let's get em. *redies rasan-shurikan again*

[PikaYasha]

I'll help out,brother.*readies Chidori again*

[secretwepon]

*Gets brother, wife, cousins fiance and daughter ( you'll who they are if you read my secretwepon story in the storys section.) to kill everyone*

[PikaYasha]

*jumps in the air and then aims Chidori at secretwepons's head*Any last words?

[secretwepon]

"Just one" *Pickes up a bazoka and blows her through the wall*

[PikaYasha]

Bye Bye!!!*goes through wall*That was awesome!Do it again secretwepon!

[secretwepon]

"Whatever" *Does it again*

[PikaYasha]

WEEE!!!!*hits wall*Now I'm done.You can finish him now Jackie.I'll just go over here.*goes over to computer and starts watching Naruto*COOOL!

[secretwepon]

*shoots the screen*

[PikaYasha]

HEY!Look!It's the best gun in thew world!Said to even destroy the planet....*reads the newspaper for more info.*

[secretwepon]

*shoots the newspaper*

[PikaYasha]

I thought you would want that but it said only available online and you destroyed the computer and in order to get it you need the website and then you destroyed the newspaper.I was going to get it for you for ThanksGivin' too!

[secretwepon]

"oh no" :bawling:

[jacksparrow]

*kicks secretwepons nutt up and down the street* any last words. *puts rasan-shurikan right through his heart* uh-oh used up almost all of my normal chakra. *falls on ground*

[PikaYasha]

Jackie!Now look at what you have done to my brother!Better take him home again...*sigh**picks up jacksparrow and then carries him home*

[secretwepon]

"My fault" :shout::eek: :insane::bash:

[jacksparrow]

uhhhh. where am i?????????

[secretwepon]

???????????? Dont know

[jacksparrow]

me neither an why are you here.

[PikaYasha]

Your at your house.I had to carry you here,so you owe me one.and also....I took your chakra level....and your going to be fine.*smilies*Me however....Isn't.*shows the difference between the two's chakra level.*

[tjthemaster]

Where is every one

[PikaYasha]

We're over here,TJ.Come on over.*shows the sign that he may come*See...what I mean is that my chakra level is lower then yours,Jackie.Yours is here:*points to bar graph*And mine is here:*points to bar graph again*What it means is,that I will probably lose consciousness soon.

[jacksparrow]

oh. i'm sorry. well um here.*gets off of bed* lay down and i'll protect you from enemies.

[PikaYasha]

....If you say so?*lays down on bed*Nice bed.It's soft and squishy!

[tjthemaster]

umm thats not a bed

[PikaYasha]

Then I get off!*gets off bed*I go over to corner!And then I sleep!*goes over to corner...then sleeps*

[tjthemaster]

sits down and falls to sleep

[PikaYasha]

*snoring*

[tjthemaster]

wakes up

[PikaYasha]

*wakes up also*Okay...What'd I miss out on?

[tjthemaster]

you missed an awsome party

[PikaYasha]

Oh,okay.Then....How about...WHO WANTS SOME MORE CANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!*candy bag appears in the middle of the room*

[tjthemaster]

candy umm

[PikaYasha]

No?*starts to calm down*

[tjthemaster]

opps I ment yum

[secretwepon]

tasty

[jacksparrow]

*sleeping in a corner, stirs slightly from noise*

[PikaYasha]

Okay.Here you go....*looks over at jacksparrow*...*goes over to jacksparrrow*Wake up Shikamaru....!:)*pokes*

[jacksparrow]

uhhh go away i'm sleeping. * goes back to sleep*

[PikaYasha]

*contiues poking*I won't stop until you get up.Sasuke's watching you also.

[jacksparrow]

umm fine *gets up, and falls down from lack of chakra*

[PikaYasha]

*sighs*I guess you can get back on me again.Think of it as a piggyback and you will be just fine.Hop on!

[jacksparrow]

i'm ok really. *gets back up and falls back down* *notices deep gash on shoulder going down chest* uhhh *bleeding*

[PikaYasha]

I'd take that as a no.Don't worry.Blood don't worry me one bit.If you get on then I'll take you to Sakura and Tsunade.*motions for him to get on*

[jacksparrow]

coming *gets up and walks staggering along the way* *still bleeding and getting worse*

[PikaYasha]

I said "get on".Not "Walk along".....*sighs*If you wanna walk and make it worse then thats fine.

[jacksparrow]

i'm walking let's go *sprints off*

[PikaYasha]

Fine with me.*sprints off also*Do you even know the way?

[jacksparrow]

nope. show me.

[PikaYasha]

Okay.*starts leading*You follow.

[tjthemaster]

Jumps up and look around. "It's clear"

[secretwepon]

*punches TJ in the face and runs at jacksparrow.

[PikaYasha]

*covers jacksparrow*Take a taste of this!Fire Dragon Technique!*hits secretwepon directly with a fire dragon*Now are you ready,Jackie?

[secretwepon]

*Punches PikaYasha in face and Knocks her out* " I take no $&%£"

[PikaYasha]

*scratches head*I don't think this was supposed to happen......

[secretwepon]

*Does the same thing to Jackie*

[PikaYasha]

*sighs*Definitely not supposed to happen....*sighs*

[secretwepon]

Suddenly has heart attack

[PikaYasha]

*blinks in surprise*Was that supposed to happen?

[secretwepon]

*gets up "no!!" then collapses again*

[PikaYasha]

*gets up*I see.Well.....Lets see the things I could possibly do are....
#1:Help
#2:Watch
#3:...Well....Run away...

*thinks*...1 and 2 are impossible so...That leaves 3!*takes Jackie and goes to hospital*

[secretwepon]

Goes to hospital too.

[PikaYasha]

*looks back*I thought you were dying...?

[secretwepon]

I said heart attack not dying

[PikaYasha]

Well SORRY!It's just that when I hear the word HEART ATTACK I think of a dead person.So there.