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[triton]

the blondies jokes are back and stronger than ever!!!:laugh:
ther where three women one was a red head other was a black and the other was blond there going on a trip to disny land they get ther and the red head gets there first the sin says disny land left so she turns left the black haired one gets there second sine says disny land left so she turns left then the blond gets there last the sine says disny land left so she goes home :laugh: :TooHappy:

[berrie13]

we get them, we just dont think there funny

just kidding!

[FlyY]

Is an old joke:p

[chevysrfoxy]

i know these arent that great but here are a few one liners...


Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.

Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes go in first.

Q: Why are blonde jokes so short?
A: So brunettes can remember them
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On day a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde were on their way to heaven.

God told them the stairs to heaven were 1,000 steps and on every step he was going to tell them a joke. If they laughed they would not be able to get to heaven.

So the redhead made it to the 45th step and laughed.

The brunette made it to the 200th step and laughed.

But the blonde made it to the 999th step and laughed even before god told his joke.

God asked "Why did you laugh I haven't even told the joke yet"

The blonde said "I know I just now got the first one!!!"

[FlyY]

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On day a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde were on their way to heaven.

God told them the stairs to heaven were 1,000 steps and on every step he was going to tell them a joke. If they laughed they would not be able to get to heaven.

So the redhead made it to the 45th step and laughed.

The brunette made it to the 200th step and laughed.

But the blonde made it to the 999th step and laughed even before god told his joke.

God asked "Why did you laugh I haven't even told the joke yet"

The blonde said "I know I just now got the first one!!!"

Thats funny!:icon_rofl:

[lonely03]

chevrysfoxy they are cool! your really good at these jokes once again i will say u r the funniest person on here! and b4 my sis says anythin i am not suckin up lol just my opinion and alot of the others agree with me

[playboy]

i have to agry with lonely03

[chevysrfoxy]

you guys are so funny!! lol.. i would never think your a suck up anyway lonely... lol..but ty for the kudos... :D


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A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and peeling the shells on the candies. Therefore, she needed a new job to support herself. After going around town asking if anyone needed work done, she found a man who needed a painter.

"I'm here for the paint job," she said.

"Alright," said the man. "Here is the paint and your brush. I want you to paint my porch behind the house."

The blonde immediately went to work painting. Within an hour, she was done and decided to put on a second coating.

After she finished, she returned to the man for her pay. She said with satisfaction, "I not only completed the job, but I even put on two coats of paint! By the way, that isn't a porsche out back. It's a new BMW.
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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead were trying out for a new NASA experiment on sending women to different planets. First, they called the brunette in and asked her a question.
"If you could go to any planet, what planet would you want to go to and why?"
After pondering the question she answered, "I would like to go to Mars because it seems so interesting with all the recent news about possible extra terrestrial life on the planet."
They said "well okay, thank you." And told her that they would get back to her.
Next, the redhead entered the room and the NASA people asked her the same question. In reply, "I would like to go to Saturn to see all of its rings." Again, "thank you" and they would get back to her.
Finally, the blond entered the room and they asked her the same question they asked the brunette and the redhead. She thought for a while and replied, "I would like to go to the sun."
The people from NASA replied, "why, don't you know that if you went to the sun you would burn to death?"
The blond smirked and put her hands on her hips. "Are you guys dumb? I'd go at night!"

[lonely03]

lol chevrysfoxy them jokes r funny im guessin ur not blonde then lol

[chevysrfoxy]

you guessed right lonely03...im brunette...but of got some jokes somewhere on brunettes also..lol

[FireDemon]

nice jokes chevy!!!!

[chevysrfoxy]

thx fire demon.. lol

some brunette stuff....

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Q. What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A. A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.



Q: What is dumber than a brunette building a fire under the water? A: A blonde trying to put it out.


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that is all i could really find.. alot of it is just replacing blonde... lol

[lonely03]

i like that lol im brunette too but like the jokes bout them otherwise cant take the mick out of blondes lol tho the way some blondes act its no wonder there is so many jokes where as brunettes r abit more clever lol not sure if any of that made sense to any1 but myself lol bt oh well

[chevysrfoxy]

it made perfect sense.. i completely understood it.. lol.. your rught about the blondes...there are ones that actually live up to those jokes and then some.. i dealt with one at a cell phone store where all she could do was really cock her head to one side like a puppy and give that little hahahaa laugh cause she had no idea what she was talking about.. lol

[FireDemon]

yea, it makes sense. to shorten it, ll you had to say was that brunettes are smarter than blonds!!!

[lilmouse]

Q. How do you know when a blond is trying to work on the computer.
A. When shes done white out will be all over the moniter

[etha81bro]

:wtf:
lilmouse

ok there was a blonde and she was going to new york and she sits in 1st class so later the flight atended comes up and tells her that she has a seat in cocth so she says that she is blonde, going to new york, and petty. so he goes to get the co-poilt so he tells her to move and she says the same thing. so later they get the poilt and then he tells her to go to the back and she says the say thing. then all of a sudden she gets up and goes to cocth. so they ask the person sitting next to her what did you do. so he said that her told that the people going to new york sit back there.
that is how that goes i think:doublegun2::ladiesman::luigi:

[fireheart708]

Q: what do u call a blond breathing in a blonds ear?
a: data transfer:laugh:

Q: what do u call 24 blonds in a freezer?
A: frosted flakes?:laugh:

thats all i got for now!

[etha81bro]

so funny i forgot to laugh

[Lukario]

No, from you.

Thanks,
Lukario