Fat Lady Screaming!

[PikaComet]

This is a funny story that will make everyone laugh!

Chapter 1.Crime Streak

Fat Lady:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!SON,CALL THE POLICE BECAUSE WHAT I'M GOING TO DO IS A LAW THAT IS ABOUT TO BE BROKEN!!!weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!i'M ON A CRIME STREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SON:R U ALRIGHT?GO TO COURT!!!!!!!!ON SECOND THOUGHT,YOU WILL GO TO JAIL.KEEP IT UP GRANDMA!!!!!!!!!


FAT LADY:YOU ARE RIGHT!HOT DOG STAND,HERE I COME!*smashes cart*HA!
I'M LOCA!CRAZY IS MY MIDDLE NAME!!!!!

SON:*calls the police*OFFICER,I HAVE A CRAZY GRANDMA THAT IS CRAZY!SHE BROKE A LAW!!!



To Be Contined

[PikaYasha]

*trying not to laugh*It's hard not to laugh.Because I like it!Keep it up!:)

[Lukario]

It seems a little wierd, but it is funny.

Thanks,
Lukario

[PikaComet]

it's has to be funny and weird.that's what makes others laugh!


Chapter 2.Crazy Cab



FAT LADY:YOU GOT THAT RIGHT!:bootyshake:


SON:OMG!PUT SOME PANTS ON!


FAT LADY:NO!THIS IS MY SECOND STAGE OF A BREAKING A LAW,BREAKING TWO LAWS!


SON:WELL DO YOU HAVE TO DO THAT?


FAT LADY:YUP!:bootyshake:


SON:OMG!i'M BLIND!

[PikaYasha]

:laugh:Funny.I like it!:)

[PikaComet]

NEXT!





CHAPTER 3 BREAKING LAWS CRAZILY!



FAT LADY:*takes pants off*WEEEE!!!!!i'M A CRAZY OLD LADY!!!!!!



SON:WHERE'S THE POLICE?


POLICE:*drives in**slams door*FREEZE WAIT!OMG!SHE HAS NO PANTS ON!


SON:TOLD YA


FAT LADY:I'M A FAT,SCREAMING LADY!!!!

[pikapika95]

thats too funny!

[FreakyCheater]

OMG LOL OMG That is REALLY funny. Sorry, but I have to laugh, do you MIND?LOL

[PikaYasha]

Same as pikapika!:laugh:That was so funny!!!!

[PikaComet]

it's ok.laugh all you want.:)I'M sorry that i use capital letters but they are screaming.



NEXT!

CHAPTER 4.A SINGING FAT SCREAMING LADY~

Fat Lady:WEEEEEEE!!!!!I'M REACHING MY THIRD STEP OF MY CRIME STREAK!
NOW I NEED TO BREAK NOT THREE,BUT 4 LAWS!

SON:WELL?GO AHEAD!I WANTED YOU TO GO TO JAIL SINCE I WAS BORN!


POLICE:YOU DID REALLY?


SON:OF COURSE!WHEN I WAS BORN,WHEN I MET HER,SHE THREW ME OFF A HELICOPTER!I HAD TO SLEEP WITH TIGERS!


POLICE:WELL?WERE THEY NICE?

SON:NO!WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?I SAID TIGERS!NOT BABY TIGERS!


POLICE:MY BAD!

FAT LADY:WEEE!I'M OUT OF CONTROL!NOW I'M GOING TO BREAK 7 LAWS!


SON:KEEP IT UP!

POLICE:WOW!SHE'S REALLY OUT OF CONTROL!

SON:TOLD YA AGAIN.

POLICE:SHE'S EVEN MORE CRAZY BECAUSE SHE HAS NO PANTS ON!

FAT LADY:FAT TOWN LADIES SING THIS SONG!DO DA~DO DA~FAT TOWN LADIES SING THIS SONG!DO DA DO DA DAY!~

SON:YOU SING IT WRONG!

FAT LADY:WHO CARES?I'M STILL ON A CRIME STREAK!

[PikaYasha]

That's too funny,PikaComet!:icon_rofl:

[PikaComet]

:icon_rofl::icon_rofl::icon_rofl::icon_rofl:

[Mrdemolisher]

I'm speechless!
(In a good way.)

[PikaComet]

I know...it's too funny :icon_rofl::icon_rofl::icon_rofl::icon_rofl:

[Mrdemolisher]

Keep writing! Make me laugh more!

[PalkiaFan]

Really funny!*hee hee* :icon_rofl: :icon_rofl: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
That's a good one! Nice story!
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :icon_rofl:

[PikaComet]

ok.


CHAPTER 5. A CRAZY OLD MAN.



FAT LADY:weeeeeee!!!!!!!

SON:GRANDMA.......GRANDPA IS HERE.........



CRAZY OLD MAN:YOU BET YOUR SWEET TOOTH I AM.


SON:??????

POLICE:OH GREAT!NOW THERE'S TWO OF THEM!A COUPLE!!!

COUPLE:weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!CRAZT FAT SCREAMING MAN AND WONAN!AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

POLICE:OMG!



SON:IT CAN'T GET ANY WORSER.THAT'S FOR SURE....


COUPLE:WE THINK THAT YOU HAVE BEEN NAUGHTY!!!!!HO HO HO!!!!



SON:OH.......NO...NO NO NO NO NO!DON'T YOU THINK OF DOING THAT!

COUPLE::bootyshake:

POLICE:I'M OUT OF HERE......





:icon_rofl::icon_rofl::icon_rofl::icon_rofl:

[Mrdemolisher]

Keep going- *tears streaming from face*
I can't believe this! This has to be the funniest thing I've ever read!!
:rotflmao: :lmao: :icon_rofl:
I'm falling over with laughter!!!!! :thud:

[PikaComet]

I know...it is to funny

[PikaYasha]

Exactly!This is the life and laughter I have wanted all my life!Rejoice!That was AWESOME!!!!

[Mrdemolisher]

But don't tell me it's over!?!?!?!?

[PikaComet]

Don't worry:)IT's not over.

[pikapika95]

Yay!!!!!!!!!!

[PikaYasha]

Agreed!That's an awesome story you have there in your head,PikaComet!:)Never laughed that hard in my lifetime!:icon_rofl:

[PikaComet]

Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[secretwepon]

That was hilarious :laugh::weird::D:icon_rofl:

[PikaComet]

ok:

SON:BLAH!THAT WAS AWFUL!YOU CALL THAT END?IT NEEDS MORE.....MAKE UP!
*SON'S FATHER APPEARS*

FATHER:WHAT IS GOING ON OUT HERE?OMG!NO PANTS!

SON:I KNOW.

FATHER:COME INSIDE!

SON:MY PLEASURE!

FATHER:WHAT?WTF!?WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH HER?

SON:SHE IS ON A CRIME STEAK WITH HER HUSBAND, WOODY

WOODY:I HATE YOU!GO AWAY PUDDING!

SON:I'M NOT PUDDING!

WOODY:OR MAYBE,APPLE,BANNANA,PEAR,FRUITCAKE,BUTER,CUP OR WAS IT SUNSHINE?

SON:I'M A BOY!

[PikaYasha]

:icon_rofl:That was good,I liked it much.:)

[PikaComet]

Thank You.:):)The next chapter is soon going to come out.

[PikaComet]

Son: Wait Dad!woody Just Threw Grandma Out A Window!

Father: What!?bring Me Some Popcorn Son!this Is Getting Good!

Son: Ok!

Woody: Hey You Pops!

Father: What Did You Call Me?

Woody: Yeah Everyone Heard Me And Your Old,and Fat.

Father: Thanx.

Woody: Your Sons A Fat Kid That Farts All The Time!

Grandma: I'l Get You For Pushing Me Out A Window! *pulls His Pants Off*

Son: I'm Blind!

[Iavgotregigias6]

Cool and funny

[PikaComet]

I remember this.LOL.I'll right more now:


Son: WAAA!!This is a children's show for cying out loud!
Woody: I don't care if your Grandma grows a beard!This is our show!
Grandma: Yeah!
Woody: Stop it you old hag!
Dad: OO No he didn't!
Son: *munch* Yay!
Woody: Stop it you Cow Butt!!
Father: *Munch* This is getting way funny!
Woody: Time fore Crime Steak No.5283423!
Son: It's only been a month!
Grandma: Yeah but we're CRAZY!!
Woody: I'm A bit of wood!Yes I'm useless like a mop!Wee!
Son: OMG!
Dad: Oh no you didn't!Time to go to the vet young man!
Son: I'm not a dog!
Dad: Then are you a cat?
Grandma: He's my mop!
Woody: *sings* I'm A bucket of sunshine!I'm feeling happy!Teletubbies!WEE!!!I LOVE THE TELITUBBIES!!!
Son: .....-.- Wow.What about Barney?
Woody: that too.

[slyguy]

teli tubies the show older the dirt

[shadowlucario]

i didnt laugh