Prankster.

[jacksparrow]

Ok this is a story about a prankster, his name is Jason. Let me know if i should continue the story.

One day at school Jason was doing the usual waiting for his teacher to come into the classroom. Everyone looked forward to the teacher coming in because they knew jason had played a trick on him yet again.
Teacher: good morning class today we will*farts as he sits on chair* oh..oh my.. i um.. it's not what you think.
All: Laughing
Teacher: well i..hunh.. what have we here*picks up whoopie cushion* who left tis here?
Jason: Sir i'm sure it wasn't the whoopie cushion. we all know you have a farting problem.
Teacher: well i.. really Jason... that's*sits down again and farts again*...i uhh.
Class is laughing
Jason: Sir, i don't like you like this, you're setting a bad example for us.
teacher: well look who's talking, you set a bad example for use everyday. do yu have anything to say for yourself?
Jason: Just one thing*starts making farting noises with his mouth*
Teacher: TO THE PRICIPALS OFFICE NOW YOUNG MAN!!!
Jason: whatever Mr. Farty.
Teacher: It's Mr. Marty!!!!

[PikaYasha]

Continue the story!Continue!Continue!CONTINUE PLEASE!!!IT'S FUNNY!

[jacksparrow]

Ok here's some more:

At the Principal's office jason waits for the principal to call him in.
Secratary: Jason, you can go in now.
Jason enter the office and waits.
Pricipal Winters: Yes, i am wearing clean underwear. Yes i took a shower this morning. Yes I...
he sees jason in the room staring blankly at him.
Principal Winters: Umm... mommy i have to go now. Yes i'll be home for dinner. Umm Chicken. Oh umm with the little duckie sprinkles on it. Yes mommy i love you. Ok i'll see you tonight. [size=1]I love you mommy, bye[size]
He hangs up the phone and clears his throat.
Principal Winters: Well Jason, the first day if school and already i'm seeing you here. what did you do this time?
Jason: well Mr. Winters, it wasn't nessicarily my fault.
Winters: OH really well who's fault was it?
Jason: Well you see sir, Mr. Farty, I mean Mr. Marty he has a farting problem. I was trying to advise him to see a doctor, but he got all defensive. You see everytime he moved he went *makes farting noises* I didn't think it was appropriate.
Winters: oh well I...I see. Umm...i don't have time to deal with you right now so..i'll give you a warning. I..
The secratary comes bursting through the door.
Secratary: Sir, James Madison is hanging from the flagpole in his underwear.
Winters: i'll be right back young man, don't touch anything and behave.
With that he left Jason alone.
Jason: Let's see what this intercome can do.
He turned it on and raised his lips to it and made farting noises. The School started laughing so hard you could hear it from the Pirincipal's office which was in sound proof material. Just then Principal Winters came brusting through the door, his face all red with anger.

[buggleboo]

PLEASE CONTINUE BIG BROTHER ITS REALLY GOOD AND [size=21]hilarious[size]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!

[LINK7777]

That was funny.:icon_rofl:

[jacksparrow]

alright here's more:

Winters: What in God's name do you think your doing. I didn't even have time to get James Madison down from the flag pole when you embaraass me with your FARTING SHINANIGANS!!
Jason: With all do respect sir, no one under the age of 2 million says Shinanigans.
Winters: That's it your mother and i are going to have a talk.
jason: Your going to date my mom?
Winters: God no, i am married!
Jason: Then your going to cheat on your wife?
Winters: NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!! I'm calling your mother right now!!!!!!!!
Winters picks up the phone and calls Jason's mom.

[Aidyl]

that was funny!!

[jacksparrow]

thanks when i can think again after reading it and laughing i'll post more.

[Aidyl]

you mean you're going to make us wait!!:rant: :bawling:

[jacksparrow]

ok here's more:

Jason's mom, Rosie, hurries to school shortly after. She storms into Winters office.
Rosie: Now what ya'll do this time jason?
Jason: Mom don't talk like that\!
Rosie: Ya'll can't tell me what i can and can not do! Now what did you Do?
Winters: Your son was pranking the teacher on the first day of school already. then he diobeyed me and I specifically told him not to touch anything while i went to attend to a matter outside. Then he humiliated me and made a big fart on the intercome.
Rosie: you did all that on the first day? I'm so pround.
Winters looks at her sternly.
Rosie: i uhh mean i.. am.. i am very dissapointed in you young man i will speak to you when you get home and you are grounded. *winks*
Winters: and don't forget you will get 2 days of detention. Now you are both dismissed.
Jason: Thank goodness you left my mom alone and don't you live with your mom how can you be married? Wait are you married to your mom?
Winters: i uhh. no of course i am.. i mrean not! Now get out before i make it 3 days of detention!
Jason: ewww your gay!!!
Winters face got all red.
Winters: OUT NOW!!!!!
jason runs out of the office screaming at the top of his lungs that the principal is married to his 100 year old mom.

[jujui]

If their is ,more to the story tell me please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please.

[jacksparrow]

At class:
Mr. Marty: Well, well. look who's here, it's the newest class clown.
Jason: oh look who we have here, Mr. Farty!
Mr. Marty: Why you little! why are you still here, i would have thought you would get suspended.
Jason: No i didn't get suspended. i just got 2 days of detention. I hope you and your BUTT have come to an agreement as to when the appropriate time to pass gas is.
Mr. Marty: GET IN YOUR SEAT NOW SO I CAN CONTINUE THE LESSON!!!!!!!!!
Jason: Ok.
Jason gets in his seat and gets readyt to learn.

[Aidyl]

FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!:sonic:hurry up with the next one!

[jacksparrow]

Mr. Marty: Ok class, today we will be learning about the human body.
Class: Groans
Mr. Marty: Now, now i know you don't appreciate yout body, but when we're done you will.
Jason raises his hand.
Mr. Marty: yes, uh Jason?
Jason: Mr. Marty can we do something fun, like play a game to learn?
Mr. Marty: uhh ok? what kind of game?
Jason: one like this turn around.
Mr. Marty turns around and Jason runs up puts a KICK ME sig on his back and runs back to his seat.
Jason: ok can you come back here now.
Mr. Marty walks back to Jason and in the process is kicked by his students.
Mr. Marty: Now why are we all kicking em.
Jason runs up behind him and kicks him in the private. Mr. Marty falls to the floor.
Jason: oops guess that was too hard, RECESS TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They all run out of the classroom and into the playground.

[Iavgotregigias6]

I am dying to read the next one plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz and another year later plz plz plz plz plz

[PikaYasha]

Yeah,that is just to funny not to read!:icon_rofl:

[jacksparrow]

Outside Jason is swinging on the swing when Mrs. Kintari comes out.
Jason: Mrs. Kintari what are you doing here, and moght i say you look gooood toooday.
Mrs. Kintari: Thank you Jason, but the most important question is...why are you out here?
Jason: Mr. Marty said we could go outside. He said we should get some exercise, he is worried about our fitness.
mrs. Kintari: Really, well i have known Mr. Marty to be very strict and no time for shinanigans.
Jason: Please, mrs. Kintari, no one under the age of 3 million uses that word i prefer the word pranks. Hey you wanna go out for dinner tonight?
Mrs. Kintari: Heavens Jason, I'm married. You know that.
Jason: eh why don't you dump that old man and come back to me sweet cheeks.
Mrs. Kintari: really Jason, that is quite enough.
Jason: alright Sweet Thang you just relax and let me give a big kiss.
Mrs. Kintari: that's enough young man, you and your class mates are to go back to class.
Jason: alright but first you have to kiss me.
Mrs. Kintari: BACK TO CLASS!!

[PikaYasha]

:icon_rofl:Too funny!

[jacksparrow]

i got more, sorry to keep you waiting.

jason goes back to class with his classmates and Mr. Marty is on the floor.
Jason: Mr. Marty are you ok, you don't look so well, in fact you look pale.
Mr. Marty: well i should think so after you...nevermind, i want you to go to the Principals office AGAIN!!!!
\Jason: OK.
jason wanders into the bathroom, takes out a marker and goes into the stall.
Jason: ok here's what i'm wrinting; MR. MARTY WAS HERE! HE WAS THINKING HE WAS GOING TO RUN AWAY. HE KISSED MRS. KINTARI AND IS SECRETLY MARRIED TO THE PRINCIPAL'S MOTHER/WIFE.
There came a knock on the door.
Winters: hello I need to let the dogs out.
Jason comes out of the stall.
jason: oh sorry Mr. Winters didn't realize you were out here. Bye.
Jason runs back to class.
Winters: hmm. oh well. Hmm let's read the wall. ohh that's funny hunh what;s this? MR. MARTY KISSED PRINCIPAL WINTERS WIFE/MOTHER. I have to call my mother and yell at her. to my office AWAY!!
he runs out of the stall not noticing there is toilet paper on his foot.

[Aidyl]

that was good. not as funny as some of your other ones, but still good.

[jacksparrow]

OK.
At his office:
Winters: MOTHER HOW COULD YOU KISS MY EMPLOYEE, AFTER ALL THE TIME WE SPENT TOGETHER!
Lily: What in tarnation are you talking about boy?
Winters: YOU KISSED MY EMPLOYEE AS A FEEBLE ATTEMPT TO LEAVE ME! I AM ASHAMED TO HAVE YOU AS A WIFE!
Lily: NOW LISTEN HERE YOUR MOMMY LOVES YOU AND I WOULD NEVER LEAVE YOU.
Winters: BUT MOMMY!
Secratary: Sir i OMG!
Winters: WHAT!
Secratary: Your in your underwear oh my eyes!
Winters looks down.
Winters: oh umm Mother i have to call you back.
Winters runs to the bathroom while kids are gathering around him taking pictures.
Bobby the newsreporter: oh this is definately one for the year book FLASH!
Kristine: is that hearts on there?
Joanne: I think they are, with little flowers.
Chris: i have to get a picture of this, this is awsome, HEY ANYONE KNOW WHO PANTSED THE PRINCIPAL, I'LL PAY THEM $50.
Jason steps froward.
Jason: I did.
Chris: Here you go kid nice one.
Winters: now uhh. all of you get to class ]. please. get to class.
Winters Backs up into the bathroom. and looks through the stalls one by one to find his pants.
Kids: ahh ,hey ,close the door perv.
Winters: i can't find my pants i...
he looks out the window and his pants and an extra pair of his underwear are hanging from the flag pole.
Winters: oh no.

[buggleboo]

KEEP GOING!!!!!!!!! IT'S HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!:laugh::laugh::laugh:

[PikaYasha]

Yeah!Both Chapters were good!Especially the recent one!

[jacksparrow]

Winters tries to climb out of the widow to avoid the children. he gets stuck and can't get out.
Winters: Help? HELP!!!!!!!!
A kid walking by notices him and stares.
Winters: hey, hey kid, can you pull me out of here? I...
A boy walks in the bathroom and stares.
George: dude the principal is mooning me.
he walks out and brings more boys.
Chris: dude PW is mooning anyone whoi walks in. let's take pictures, man that's a big BUTT.
Greg: no wonder he married his mom, know one lese would love someone with that big a butt.
Winters: hey, kid come on hurry it up help me out of here.
Matt: umm, your weird and i'm not allowed to talk to weird grown-ups.
Winters: no, no i'm the principal.
Matt: that's it i'm outta here.
Winters: no, wait oh.
Winters grabs the ledge and pulls himself out and runs to the flag pole. People passes by look and laugh.
Winters: oh, this is so unappropriate.
A little girl passing by stops and grabs her mothers hand.
Girl: look mom, there's a man in his underwear.
Mom: yes dear we don't point or look at strange men in their underwear.
They hurry on. Winters runs up to the flag pole and thinks.
Winters: oh, looks like i'll have to climb it.
Winters starts climbing up the flag pole.
Winters: almost there, i uh-oh.
Winters get his shirt end stuck on the hook on the flag pole. an falls down.
Winters: oh man!

[buggleboo]

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh: that was hilarious!!!!!!!!! do more do more please please please

[PikaYasha]

Yeah!That's wonderful!:icon_rofl:

[Aidyl]

:icon_rofl: Keep going!!

[buggleboo]

:icon_rofl: Keep going!!

yeah what little sis said! do more do more do more!!!!:laugh:

[secretwepon]

:laugh::laugh:Thats Too funny:laugh::laugh:

[jacksparrow]

Aright everyone ready for a little Christmas Mayhem from jason? Well here's more:

A few mintues later the bell wrung. The children came out and the teachers called the fire department to get Winters off the flag pole. When they finally got him down here's what happened:
Fireman: hey dude you alright. You were pretty high up
Winters: yeah i'm alright.
Fireman: you know it's unusual to see a man in his underwear hanging from a flag pole. Oh and here's you pants. Now, Try not to get stuck on another flag pole in you boxers.
Winters: yeah yeah, just get outta here.
He turns around and storms in the building. Everyone goes back to class.
Winters: everyone, attention, as you know Christmas is coming up and we have a little visit from Santa tomorrow. that is all.
The last bell rang and the students piled into the buses. Jason stayed for his detention and went home at five o'clock. In his room he thought:
Jason: what kind of prank am i going to do tomorrow. Hmmm..I got it. That's perfect.
He grinned all night long with a sinister smile even when sleeping. He got up the next morning wiht the grin on his face and went to school.
School:
Santa: ho ho ho, Merry Christmas. Have you all been good this year?
He lays his eyes on Jason.
Santa: are you the kid who takes pants?
Jason: maybe.
Santa: well it's a good thing i'm wearing a belt.
Santa turns aroung and digs through his bag. Jason gets up, sneaks behind him anf stands behind the desk. Santa turns around and stands up.
Santa: well, well, lets see what....Ahhhhh
Jason jumps out from behind the desk and pulls Santa's pants down.
Class: Laughs.

[Aidyl]

that was good!:icon_rofl:
pants more people!

[jacksparrow]

Ok here's the next part of the Christmas Tribute of Mayhem:

Santa: well now, that..that is just not right i..I...
Jason: hey Santa what kind of goof wears underwear like that?
George: yeah why does it have ponies on it, are you a little girl?
Santa: those are not appropriate questions.
jason: your not appropriate, you pants are down in a third grade classroom.
santa: well if you don't want your treats i won't give them to you.
Jason: hey i'm sorry, wanna take a walk down the hall to the next classroom?
Santa: umm....sure, why not everyone deserves a second chance.
Jason and Santa walks out of out classroom and down the hall. They walk to the bathroom and stop.
Santa:oh i have to go to the bathroom young man excuse me.
He walks towards the boys bathroom.
Jason: wait this school is opposite, kn this school boys have to use the girls bathroom.
Santa: well i don't know, I...ajhhhhhhhhh
Jason pushes Santa in the girls bathroom and all the gir;s Screan at the top of their lungs and run out.
Gabrielle: ahh there's a fat man in the bathroom!
Hannah: he old too.
Karra: ewwwwwww.....
Santa comes out huffing and puffing.
Jason: hey look his pants are wet.
george: gross the old man peed his pants!
Santa runs down the hall screaming and runs out of the school.
Winters: Santa where you....doh
Winters is pushed aside as Santa runs out of the building. He looks down and..
Winters: Janitor CLEAN UP ON AISLE 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Aidyl]

:icon_rofl: that was too funny!:icon_rofl:

[buggleboo]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:: laugh:

do more do more do more its histerical

[buggleboo]

when it gets closer to new years can u do new years mayhem it could be even more hilarious-er-est(is that even a word ...well it is now)

[jacksparrow]

ummm, sure. Anyone else have ay more requests efore i start again?

[buggleboo]

no i dont think so..... so can u startr now PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jacksparrow]

ok why not.

After Christmas it was chritmas break. New Years was coming u and Jason's family was going to the big party. Jason was all ready he had the perfect plan to pay a prank. What was e going to do well find out.

Rosie: Jason, don't you do anything stupid while we're at the party. Understand?
Jason:alright mom
George: your mother is right, you have to beave or we'll just be going and you'll stay home. Now go ply.
After an hour or so Jason got into trouble and was anned from he party.
George: now your mother and I are going to the party, Mrs. Decaro will babysit you.
Jason: k.
Mrs. Decaro got here and his paents left. Mrs. Decaro sat down and watched tv. Jason snuck up behind her and....
Find out next time.

[buggleboo]

owwwwwwwwwwww come'on that was so very little
MORE PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!

[PikaYasha]

I agree!It's too good to be true!Uh.....Fake!

[jacksparrow]

o Pikayasha caved, so i must continue.

Jasn snuck up behind Mrs. Decao and hit herin the head wih a frying pan. Hee ent outside hitched aride with a stranger and went to the party.
At the party he pantsed as many made his way up on the top of buildings.
President: hey there's a kid up there and he'sgoing to jump.
Jason jumped off the building and landedon a balloon and it poped and made his way to the bottom. Where he stood on the stage and looed the Pres. in the eye and Pantsed the President(George W. Bush) in front of everyone in times square, which was over 1,000,000 people and the world watching tv.

[buggleboo]

Awsome!!!!!!!!!! More More More More More More More More More!!!!!!!!!!

[PikaYasha]

Yay!And it was me AND buggleboo!We wanted it SOOOO bad!

[buggleboo]

PLEASE, PUT MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ur killin me ur really killin me...actually its the other way around...for online battle game atleast only it wasnt me that tried to kill u...ANYWAY!!!!!back on topic!

please spare me the pain!!!tell us more!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jacksparrow]

Not ny more til the new year, new year new beggings. And you're not going to change my mind.

[buggleboo]

BUT.......BUT.........BUT.......PLEASE!!!!!!!!!

[Aidyl]

you actually pantsed the president. i can't believe you. so how much trouble is jason in?

[jacksparrow]

Find out on New Years EVE!!!!!!

[buggleboo]

ur so mean yet so nice jack!!!!!!!!!!!!:bawling:

[jacksparrow]

ok it's after the new year and everyone knows what that means....MORE STROY! the new stuff comes in after the recap...

Jasn snuck up behind Mrs. Decao and hit herin the head wih a frying pan. Hee ent outside hitched aride with a stranger and went to the party.
At the party he pantsed as many made his way up on the top of buildings.
President: hey there's a kid up there and he'sgoing to jump.
Jason jumped off the building and landedon a balloon and it poped and made his way to the bottom. Where he stood on the stage and looed the Pres. in the eye and Pantsed the President(George W. Bush) in front of everyone in times square, which was over 1,000,000 people and the world watching tv.
People all ove the world are watching this and their expresions are...
:laugh:
:wow:
:eek::thud:
Mom in England: Great scott, martha cover your eyes.
She lunges over and sheilds her daughters eyes.
Man in Scottand: What tis the meanin of this...me eyes i've gone blind.
Pirate dude: what foul booty is this? OMG I SEE HIS BOOTY AND NOT THE SHINEY KIND!
Whole towns square: GASP!
George Bush: i uhh...whoops...Welll this is a bit.a bit embarrassing.
Jason: Mr. President may i say somethig?
President: sure son go ahed.
Jason: SHUT UP!
He runs kicks him in the private and goes to the stage. George Bush falls to the floor.
Jason: JASON FOR PRES. VOTE FOR ME IN THE...AHH.
His mother and father dra him off stage and into the car.

[PikaYasha]

That was a good one!I liked it a lot!:3
<l3

[Aidyl]

:icon_rofl:
that was very funny! do more do more!

[jacksparrow]

They got into the car and drove back to Trenton, New Jersey where they lived. NObody said anything to anybody. They finally got home after two hours and Jason was dagged into the house.
Rosie: now what are ya'l thinking?PANTSING THE PRESIDENT FO THE UNITED STATES IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE WORLD?
Jason: mom I...I..was oly..
Rosie: I DON"T EVEN WANT TO HEAR IT! TO YOUR ROOM!
Jason: but mom I..
Rosie: NO BUTS! GO!
Jason dragged himself to hi room upstairs and layed down on his bed. He trned on the tv to get a few last minutes of the party. He heard his mom scream: WHY IS THE BABYSITTER UNCONSCIOUS AND DROOLING ON MY COUCH? He turned his attention back to the tv.
TV: we inturupt this program for a special....very special news report. It seems today that a young man jumped from top of a building onto a balloon all the way dwn behind President Bush and then pantsed him. Later he was dragged off stage before he was interviewed. The President had this to say:
I can't find my pants!
Well, there you have it...keep tuned for more info on this report and atch it again tonight on channel 5: eyewitness news.

[secretwepon]

That was Hilarious

[Cheshire24]

hehe. do more!
please!

[jacksparrow]

Jason turns his mind to his mom screaming and his dad yeling back. The news comes back on.
TV newsman: Well we're back to the scene where the President was just pantsed and the administration is running all over. The President had this to sy in his defense.
Presidet: The person who s rightly embarrassed me, will pay the price I will have hm locked up for his life. I will have him under the Americas Most Wanted. I will have him beheaded if necisary. Right After I Find My Pants.
The President walks to a security guard and is caught on tape saying: I'll give you $100 for your pants. Where after a swcurity guard is waling around in his undewear.
TV newsreporter: Well there you have it. The punishment that awaits the person who did this to the Pesident. And the President caught bribing a man for his pants. This will definately be the most remembered New Years Eve party in the history of New Years Eve parties.
Jason turnsthe TV off and his mo comes i the room.
Rosie: YOU ARE GOING TO BE BEHEADED! DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE?
Jason: don't worry mom. I have a plan.

[Aidyl]

is he going to pants the president again?:)
this is funny! keep it going!

[jacksparrow]

Rosie: I'm scared to ask, but...what's your plan?
Jason: i CAN'T TELL YOU MOM! This is somethng for me and a few friends to work out. Not for my million year old mom.
Rosie: What'd you just say?
Jason: Nothing mommy.
Rosie: THat's what I thought.
Jason's Dad comes in the room screaming at the top of his lungs.
George: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII DID IT!
Jason: what'd ya do?
George: EVERYTHING!
Jason: what does that mean?
George: I made a plan! We're going into hiding!
Jason: whoopdeedo! Sorry, but I h\already have a plan.
George: I'm scared to ask...what's the plan?
Jason: NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX!

[IndonesianGamer]

:laugh::icon_rofl:

[Aidyl]

yay! you've added to it!
now add more!

[kai]

yea this is cool i want to see more

[jacksparrow]

Alright after the long wait,I've come up with more...here it is:

Afterhis parents went to sleep, Jason snuck out of the house and hitch-hiked all the way to Times Square. He got caught by one of the guards.
Guard: HEY YOU!!!
Jason: uh-oh!
Jason thought quickly and pantsed the guard.
Guard: Me underpants are showing!!
He tries to rn but falls flat on his face. He makes his way to the Presidents limo house and goes in.

[Cheshire24]

funny.
now write more and make it longer!

[jacksparrow]

ok, here's more...
Jason goes in the limo and looks around.
Jason: too much undefaced property.
Jason takes out a can of spray paint and paints:
GEORGE BUSH IS A LOSUR!!
He then goes over to a picture of Geoge Bush and his family and makes mustaches on the whole picture.He hears someone coming and goes into a room. OUtside the room:
George Bush: When I catch that boy who pantsed me I'm gonna rip him to shreds.
Security: Yes sir, I bet you will.
Bush: Is that a hint of sarcasum?
Security: No sir, not at all.
Jason takes this moment as an oputunity. He jumps out of the closet and trips over the Security Guards' foot, grabs onto the President and pantses the President again
(by accident.)

[IndonesianGamer]

lol! make more!

[david20]

lol:laugh:Funny!:D