Bleach RPG

[Sakora]

Choose your favorite character from bleach and get playing:

My character: Renji Abarai

Renji walks around the corner of the Urahara shop and goes inside.

Renji: Anyone home, Old man? Little Brat?

[PikaYasha]

My Character: (How bout a change,everyone?)Ichigo Kurosaki

Ichigo:Hollows here,hollows there,hollows on my head,hollows on Rukia's head,hollows on Reji's hea--RENJI?!

[Sakora]

Renji: "Heya Ichigo still as lame as ever, whats up?",

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:.....You call me lame then you're the one that's lame,Renji.What are you doing hanging around here anyways?

[Sakora]

*sighs*
Renji: Captain Hitsugaya wants me to guard this place again i thought that afro dude was incharge of this place though.

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:You mean the dude that Rukia sees all the time?He may be out.I heard that he had to do something or something.Beats me where he went though.May've gone out with the runts.

[Sakora]

Renji: Nah, were the only ones who can do bankai in the entire group...

[Sakora]

Renji:So what you up to? conquering your inner hollow or just bumming around?

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:I guess you could say both.I'm on here,over here,over there,Rukia calling for me here and there.......It's annoying sometimes.

[Sakora]

Renji: Haha sucks for you wait,wanta switch my job is to just sweep at the Urahara shop.............NOT!!

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:In that case,no.Do you wanna run around all day with Kon?He's so crazy in the head.So glad my little sis can take care of him.THEN he stays calm.

[Sakora]

Renji:Haha no, he's anoying as hell

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:Of course.Yuzu loves dressing him in strange outfits.

[Sakora]

Renji: Did your mom drop her when she was a baby?

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:Was that an insult?

[Sakora]

Renji:Maybe.....Maybe not.....

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:I'll take that as a YES.

[Sakora]

Renji:AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:I'm not doing anything.Why are you screaming,oh lieutenant of the sixth division.

[Sakora]

Renji: Theres a freakin' hollow on my head mister shinigami representative and oh was that an insult?

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:Hollow here,hollow there,hollow on my head,hollow on Rukia's head,and hollow on Renji's head!It works out finally!

[Sakora]

Renji: I'll put a hollow in your head if Ifyou dont get this thing off of me!!!!

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:Use your own sword.You have it with you,don't ya?

[Sakora]

Renji:Im in my fake body Einstein Of course i dont!!

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:Oh.....Okay then.

[Sakora]

Renji: Don't Slice my head off!! AHHHHHH

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:Stay still and of course that won't happen.

[Sakora]

Renji stays still....

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:Let's see.....the angle is there,so I strike right here!*strikes and kills the hollow*There,happy?

[Sakora]

Renji feels his head
Renji: Im blad! you did that on purpose RAHHH!

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:I have a weapon,you don't,that means more worse outcome then this.

[Sakora]

Renji changes into shanigami Renji

Renji: Howl, Zabimaru!!!

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:Bravo.
???:I was wondering what the ruckus near my shop was.What's going on out here?

[Sakora]

Renji:Howl Zabimaru!

Renji swings his multi link sword at Ichigo

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:Renji......you might wanna......

[Sakora]

Renji: Get sliced

just before it hits Ichigo Urahara Appears out of nowhere and blocks it

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:Told you......*sigh*

[Kyleluc962]

My character: Urahara

If I can join


Urahara:Renji!!

Flings him up into the air out of sight

[Sakora]

(Sure the more the merrier I say)

Renji: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:Good luck with your flight,Renji!!!!

[Sakora]

Renji: Screw you man help me!!!!!!!!

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:Never!!!!!

[Kyleluc962]

Urahara:Ichigo help him. *Gives him the evil eye*

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:Ah!O-of course sir!!!!*goes to help Renji*....*under breath*I'll get you back for this,man......

[Sakora]

Renji: Haha the old man got you doing him favors? screw you man you'll never get to

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:In that case....*instead of helping Renji he kicks him back into the sky*See you later!I hear Rukia calling.

[Kyleluc962]

Urahara: Ichigo help him or serve the punishment *shines his blood red blade*

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:Okay......*helps*

[Sakora]

Renji: Haha scared of the old man?

Renji: I wish I had a mirror so you could see the look on your face HAHAHAHA

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:*drops on ground*I'm going home now.See ya.

[Kyleluc962]

Urahara: Bye bye come again!!

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:I'll come again.When Renji heads home that is.*walks away*

[Sakora]

Renji: Screw you man

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:I can't hear you!!!!*continues walking away*

[Sakora]

Renji: Wait till I get my-
Urahara: come with me

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:Poor guy....did I really say that?I better go home.....

[Sakora]

Urahara: ICHIGO!!!

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:.....YESS????????What is it?

[Sakora]

Urahara: Come here for your punishment *snickers"how bad should i make it?"*

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:I want Rukia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sakora]

Urahara: I know how madly in love you are for her but when your trainer calls he calls

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:WE ARE NOT IN LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*angry*

[Sakora]

Urahara: Yes, yes thats nice but every can see it so come on

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:That's mean,but what do you want to do.....?

[Sakora]

Urahara: for using Renji as target practice ima use you for target practice and im a pretty bad shot

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:That's it?

[Sakora]

Urahara take a huge knife and throws it at ichigo barely missing the most important part of a man...

[Sakora]

(Im off for about 45 min)

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:...I'll try not to faint while you're doing this......

[Sakora]

Urahara takes 20 knives and throws them randomly

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:Try not to faint,try not to faint.....

[Sakora]

Urahara:Weeee how ya holdin-

*Notices Ichigo fainted*

[Sakora]

Renji Yawns

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:Why is everything spinning.....?

[Sakora]

Urahara:Are you okay I think i may have cut you in a very unwelcome place...

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:......?...............

[Sakora]

Urarhara: You dont wanna know you can go now.*Thinks*He'll find out later

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:Fine then.If you want.

[hyperthang96]

the dude with the sword???

[Sakora]

they all have swords

[PikaYasha]

Please stop spamming and stay to topic.You can learn more by PMing which is Private Messaging.Ask questions in PM's.

Ichigo:Wonder what he was talking about......?

[Sakora]

Urahara: Now for Renji...

Renji: Seeya old man got a transmission from SS

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:Poor Renji....gonna try lying again......kekekeke.......

[Sakora]

Renji: Hehe gota lie about SS more often

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:*walking back home*Boring day....that's a day like today.

[Sakora]

Renji: jeez now gotta go back to soul society and make up a story why im back

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:Knowing Renji he probably got away and is thinking of a stury to make up for this.....

[Sakora]

Renji: Hmm I needed to see my parents grave yes that it!

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:Figures....it is THE RENJI ABARAI we're taking about here.....

[Sakora]

Renji: what am i going to do the rest of the day?

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:*thinks the same thing*

[Sakora]

Renji: I got it ill practice my bankai on a Ichigo dummy

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:Maybe I'll hang a Renji Dummy in a tree and watch it....

[Sakora]

Renji: BANKAI!!

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:That should do.Let';s wait until Rukia sees it!!

[Sakora]

Rukia walks around the corner: Heya Ichigo.
(you can take her character if you want i got two)

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:Oh....crud....
Rukia:Why is there a Renji dummy in the tree?
Ichigo:NOTHING!!!!!!
Rukia:Ichigo......what did you do????

[Sakora]

Renji: BANKAI BANKAI!!!

[PikaYasha]

Rukia:....Ichigo,back to the house.
Ichigo:Right!*runs to the house*
Rukia:HUSTLE!!!!!!!!!!!HUSTLE!!!!!!!

[Sakora]

Renji: Heh Rukias prolly already on his back...

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo: Days like this are horrible to deal with......
Rukia:I said.....HUSTLE!!!!!!!
Ichigo:Oh!Right!

[Sakora]

Renji: Heh Iv practiced my bankai enough

[Kyleluc962]

(thanks for taking care of my character for me narucha101)

Urahara: Now, Renji CLEAN THE ENTIRE SHOP!!

[Sakora]

(Its friggin Narutocha101)

Renji: WHAT?!? why?

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:I'm scared!!!
Rukia:Who cares if you're scared.....RUN RUN RUUNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sakora]

Renji runs away

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:*runs to the house and locks his room's door and all the windows**pant pant*
Rukia:OPEN THE DOOR THIS INSTANT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sakora]

Renji whispers: Ichigo follow me Iv got a safe place

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:This better not be one of your dumb tricks,Abarai.

[Sakora]

Renji: Rukia wants to kill me but she wants to kiss and hug you i think that you'd like that but for the sake of the storyline you want to save it 'till the end of the series now lets go

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:Okay.If you insist.*follows Renji to wherever*

[Sakora]

Renji goes into a shadow and Ichigo follows and they start faling

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:I thought you said it wasn't going to be one of your dumb tricks!!

[Sakora]

Renji: Its not watch...

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:*watching*What am I watching for?

[Sakora]

All of a sudden they find themselves in Byakuya's garden

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:Oh.THAT'S what I was watching for.

[Sakora]

Renji: hehe see?, hopefully ByaKuya doesnt find us!!

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:Yes,hopefully he doesn't.

[Sakora]

A new voice appears: What are you doing in my garden of peace?

Renji: C-c-captain K-k-kuchki

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:Now we're in for it......

[Sakora]

Byakuya: OUTT!! OUT RIGHT NOW!!! BEFORE I RELEASE MY ZANPAKTOU!!! *grabs his word and unsheathes it

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:OH CRUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!RENJI!!!THINK OF SOMETHING!!!!!!!

[Sakora]

Renji: I did RUN LIKE A FAT MAN CHASING A TWINKE!!

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:What's a Twinkie?!?!?!?!Gah!!Who cares!!!!I'm running!!!!!!

[Sakora]

Renji:AKKK!
Byakuya:thinking: whats their problem, I'd get demoted for using it on them, wait? do they think im crazy to?

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:Who cares if we're away from his house!!!Keep running if he's following us!!

[Sakora]

Renji: How do you not know what a twinke is? your from the real world

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:How do you not know if Byakuya's following us?!RUN!!!!

[Sakora]

Renji; good point

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:Thank you.

[Sakora]

Renji: i think he stopped.

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:You think,but do you know?

[Sakora]

Renji: he stopped because were in the slums now and he doesnt want his robe dirty

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:*laughing*Good one.It's probably true though.He never wants his "pretty" robe to get "dirty".

[Sakora]

"HAHA-" a group of thugs come out "Gimme you bucks, sword punks "thugs nothing much i cant use my zanpakto so ur gonna have to deal with it"

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:Okay,but you will have to repay me later.I saved you TWICE today.

[Sakora]

Renji: well get started

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:Hmph.....*defeats the thugs*There,that suited for ya?

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:Now what....?

[Sakora]

Renji: i dunno

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:That was help.*sarcastic*

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:On who?*interested*

[Sakora]

Renji: ZARAKI KENPACHI!!

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:You sure when we do that he won't kill us?

[Sakora]

Renji: You've beeten him without going bankai before, remember?

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:Yeah,I know that.

[Sakora]

Renji: LETS DO IT!

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:Okay,only if you say so.What should we do?

[Sakora]

Bucket of water, no think of something with me

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:Beats me.Something that'll make him mad....?*crickets are heard in background*

[Sakora]

Renji: everything make him mad,

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:True.But what's one thing that makes him REALLY mad?

[Sakora]

Renji: to the point where he wont go balistic, nothing

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:.......That helped......

[Sakora]

Renji: lets just steal his sword and hide it, his luitenant will help!!

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:Simple,but well planned.Let's go.

[Sakora]

Renji: Whats his luitenant's name? the little pink haired pip-squeak

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:Yachiru,I believe.

[Sakora]

Renji: YACHIRU!

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:Are you calling the runt or are you screaming in pleasure?

[Sakora]

Renji: Good one, Im trying to find her, YACHIRU!!

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:Good luck with that.

[Sakora]

Yachiru appears: Renji, denji, ICHIGO!! ICHI ICHI ICHIGO", jumps on his head

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:Why,why,why me?

[Sakora]

Renji: explain it to her",

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:Hey,Yachiru.Renji and I need to ask you something.We are new sword polishers,and we want to shine up Kenpachi's sword for him.Can you bring it to us?*wink*

[Sakora]

Yachiru: I dont know,
Renji: Look Yachiru were playing.....a game with kenny chan, see who can take each others swords first can you help us?
Yachiru: SURE *disapears*

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:I told you I didn't wanna do it.

[Sakora]

Yachiru comes: I asked kenny and he said "You wanna play a game? fine then run or DIEEEEE!"
Renji: Uh-oh

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:I warned you.

[Sakora]

RenjI: Who friggin cares, RUN!

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:Okay then!!

[Sakora]

BIG EXPLOSIONS!
Renji: AAAK!!

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:GACK!!!!

[Sakora]

Renji: Fight him, you beat him once.
Shoves him hard and knocks him down

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:*gulp*....!!!

[Sakora]

Kenpachi stops and attacks without saying anything

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:*fleeing*

[Sakora]

Kenpachi: Oh know you dont hehe.
cuts down a few buildings boxing him in

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:I HATE YOU,RENJI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sakora]

Renji: Haha goodluck!

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:....um.....I got it!Hey,Kenpachi!!!Renji was the one who told Yachiru-san to ask you for your sword.I had nothing to do with this.Really.Renji just dragged me into this.He wanted your sword because his is useless right now!HONEST!!!

[Sakora]

Kenpachi: I just wanted to fight you...

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:Renji would be more fun though,seeing as he doesn't have a weapon to defend himself.

[Sakora]

Kenpachi: I like having someone who can fight back

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:Renji DOES have a sword,but he doesn't wanna use it or else it'll get all dirty.

[Sakora]

Kenpachi: He considers himself a man, he's just like Byakuya he wont enter the slums because it'll get him dirty...Oh Renji!

Renji: OH CRUD!!

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:Need any help,Kenpachi?I think you can handle him yourself though.I'll go and watch.

[Sakora]

Kenpachi: oh, ill deal with him after you!!

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:....Oh.....Crud.....Renji....You're mean......

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:This is why I asked if it was one of your stupid tricks before we left!!!

[Sakora]

Renji: HAHHAHAHAHA"
Kenpachi: now get up, ichigo-kun

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:I was already up.Yachiru!!!
*Yachiru appears*Yachiru:What is it Ichi-kun?
Ichigo:Kenny is being a bad boy.
Yachiru:So?He's always like that.Except even worse then now.

[Sakora]

Kenpachi: Time to PLAY!!

[PikaYasha]

Yachiru:Bye Ichi-kun!
Ichigo:Yeah.....you helped me a lot......

[Sakora]

Kenpachi starts slashing madly

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:*working on dodging every attack*

[Sakora]

uses that stabbbing motion

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:*running in every direction possible*

[Sakora]

uses his reatsu to slow him down

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:Unfair!!Unfair!Unfair!UNFAIR!!!!!!!!

[Sakora]

Kenpachi: stop runing!

[PikaYasha]

Ichigo:Then stop attacking!

[Sakora]

Kenpachi: NEVER!