Naruto

[jacksparrow]

Ok this is a little like prankster for those who know it excpt it's NARUTO! let me know if i should continue the story.

Naruto was walking a long a road in Konoha one Saturday moring when Konohmaru walks up to him.

Konohamaru: hey boss guess what!
Naruto: what is it?
Konohamaru pantses Naruto and runs away as fast as he can.
Naruto: why you little.
Naruto runs aftr him but falls flat on his face. He pulls up his pants and chases Konohamaru through out the town. When he finally catches p to Konohamaru he is with Sakura.
Sakura: Naruto what are you doing to this poor little boy?
Naruto: nothin he pantsed me.
Sakura Slaps Naruto.
Sakura: Don't make stuff lie that up. I'm sure he didn't do that, did you Konohamaru?
Konohamaru: no ma'am, i wouldn't do that, i don't even know him.
Sakura: see he didn't do that.Now Konohamaru go and meet him.
Konohamaru walks up to Naruto and pantses himagain and runs off.
Sakura: oh my eyes, Naruto pull your pants up! I'm a lady for goodness sakes!
Naruto blushes and pulls his pants up.

Sakura: you

[PikaYasha]

Keep it going!I love it like all of your stories!!!

[jacksparrow]

thanx pika.

Sakura: you Baka, you're in the presence of a lady and you decide to pull your pants down in the middl of town? what's wrong with you, is there anything working in your little head?
Sasuke coms down the road and halts.
Sauke: what the...Naruto why are you
Sakura: Sasuke don't look, Nauto's being a total perv.
Sakura pulls Sasuke away and they walk down the road together. Naruto reaches out.
Naruto: Sa-Sakura wait...uohh
Naruto pulls up his pants again and walks off with his head down. Fro up above Jiraiya was watching the whole thing with a dissatisfied lok on his face. Naruto trudges down the village streets and walks to his hme, where there is no one to comfort him. when he gets there he rumages around for his key.
Naruto: hunh, uh-oh, i must have dropped itwhen my pants fell down. better go and look for them.
He rus off to find his key.

[PikaYasha]

Poor Naruto.It's still a good one like all your others though.Can't believe Sasuke let forehead do that!!

[jacksparrow]

Meanwhile:
Sasuke: let go of me! Let go, you know you didn't have to tie me to this tree!
sakura: well you would have run away silly now pucker up!
Sasuke: *mumble*that would have been such a shame*mumble* hey wtf do you think your doing? Get away from me! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! !!!!!!!
Back to Naruto.
Naruto: almost there, the spot is just up ahead.....hunh?
What he saw was not pretty.
http://www.saiyanisland.com/images/data/media/153/Free%20Examination.jpg
Naruto: what the heck do you think your doing you big Perv!!!

[PikaYasha]

*laughing non-stop*THAT WAS REALLY GOOD!!!!ROFL!!!

[jacksparrow]

Ok here's more:

Jiriaya: Uhh Naruto, Hi...i'm uh...doing nothing?
Naruto: oh ok, bye.
Jiraiya: phew.
A lady walks by.
Jiraiya: hello mrs. Did you know that yu are at risk for breas cancer. I could examine you for you and help prevent it.
Mrs. Kintria: Well i never met such a perv in my life!
She smacks him with her handbag nd walks off.
Jiraiya: ohh sassy tat's how i like 'em.
Naruto comes and strangles him.
Naruto: are you insane? you can't do that to women that walk by! You BIG PERVY SAGE!!!!!!!!!
Jiraiya: it was for a good...good cause.
Nauto: and what would tht be you pervy sage?
Jiraiy: stop calling me that.
He throws Naruto off him and walks off.
Naruto: i'm goig home and breaking down that door.
He rushes home and breaks down the door. He takes a uick look at his night stand and walks off, but takes another look t the picure he found:
http://www.saiyanisland.com/images/data/media/10/Group%20059.jpg
She alwayshad to be near Sasuke. Why doesn't she like me, what have i eve done to her?

[PikaYasha]

Aw...Poor Naru.....

[jacksparrow]

Naruto's face turned into a frown nd his eyes atarted to water.
why does she hate me? what have i ever done to her? Wht's Sasuke got that i don't? It's not fair.
Sakura Went by Naruto's house and saw him through his window. Her face lite up with suprise to see Naruto crying. She looked t the picture and she realized why. She had always been cruel to him. She ignored him for her love of Sasuke. She realized what a jerk shehas been, when she made an improvement to show Sasuke, he turned her down and only Naruto had cared. She tapped th window and Naruto looked up.
Sakura: hey Naruto, wanna get some Ramen?
Naruto: Is this another one of your cruel pranks? Did Sasuke put you p to it?
Sakura no silly i want to talk to you.
Naruto: why don't i believe you? Go away your annoying!
With that he shut the window in her face and closed the blinds shutting her out completely.
Sakura: oh pooh. I guess I desevre it, he treated me the exact wa i treat him.
Hnata waks by and Sakura has an idea.
Sakura: Hey Hinata wait up.
Hintata: what is it Saura?
Sakura: you watch Naruto a lot right?

[Sakora]

More More Lol Hinatas Funny

[PikaYasha]

Oh........Poor Sakura.Poor Naru......Go Hinata!lol.:)Continue.Please.

[jacksparrow]

ok:
Hinata: yeah i watch him, what's it to ya?
Sakura: oh well i just wandered what he does.
Hinata: if yu hook me one a date with Naruto, then i will*blushes* give you the information.
Sakura: you got a deal!
They go t Naruto's house and knocck on the door. Naruto opens it.
Skura: hi Naruto I*slam*
Naruto slams the door in her face.
Sakura: Naruto GET OUT HERE RIGHTNOW I...i'm dong it again. gotta calm down.Naruto Please openthe door.
Naruto: you baka go away!

[PikaYasha]

It means idiot,dummy,or stupid in Japanese.And keep it up!!!!!!!lol....Hinata IS funny!:icon_rofl:

[jacksparrow]

k here'a more Naruto oh and this is just like the show, you don't know you'l find out.

Hinata: yeah i watch him, what's it to ya?
Sakura: oh well i just wandered what he does.
Hinata: if yu hook me one a date with Naruto, then i will*blushes* give you the information.
Sakura: you got a deal!
They go t Naruto's house and knocck on the door. Naruto opens it.
Skura: hi Naruto I*slam*
Naruto slams the door in her face.
Sakura: Naruto GET OUT HERE RIGHTNOW I...i'm dong it again. gotta calm down.Naruto Please openthe door.
Naruto: you baka go away!
Sakura: Naruto please i'm really sorry for how i've treated you. And really Hinaa wants yo to go out with her.
Naruto opens the door.
Naruto: Hinata...wants to..go out with me? Fine as long as our not there, you immature little brat!
Sakura looks at him and runs away crying.
Hinata: let's go for RAMEN!

[blazikenchicken]

hi i just looked at this forum and it's hularious! keep it up!

[jacksparrow]

thanx.

Hinata pulls Naruto to Ikibichi's Ramen shop.
Chef: well hello Naruto, who's the girl?Hinata:i'm Hinata Hyuga and this is my Boyfriend. Now give us some Ramen! I WANT RAMEN!
Nauto: Hinaa, wht are you doing, your never like this.
Hinata: i took therepy lessons and now i can talk to you, i've lways hd a crush on you i...
She goes silent. Naruto is shocked.

[blazikenchicken]

naruto's being real mean to sakura, imma stab a knife in him!

[jacksparrow]

ok here's more:
Naruto's face looked down. whio knew all this time i've tried going after sakura and pushed away by her. there was someone who loved me out there and i've only just realized it.
Naruto: Hinata, let's hurry up and eat and then we'll...you know...spend sometime together as...*gulp* boyfriend and girlfriend.
Hinata squeals and blushes.
hinata: really Na..Naruto...
Hinata faints.
naruto: Hinata...hinata are you ok? Is Neji blocking your chakra again?
Chef: i don't know what all this about chakra is but looks like she got over worked.
Hinata wakes up to find Naruto and the chef looking over her, she suddenly feels exposed and sits up.
Hinata: Naruto..i'm i'm sorry i didn't mean..
Naruto: it's ok Hinata. Let's go and take a walk.
they walk off into the distance to catch the setting sun on the mountain side.

[blazikenchicken]

*crowd chants "we want more, we want more"!*

[jacksparrow]

ok for you and not after.

At the Mountain side.
Hinata: Naruto i'm sorry, i fainted.
Naruto: no i'm sorry i never realized you liked me before.
Hinata: It's getting dark, i better go home soon.
Naruto: me too.
They lean in closer and closer and finally their lips touch and a spark has been lit in the dark.

[PikaYasha]

Wonderful like usual.:)Thanks for sharing your story with us.....hopefully we're not a burden.

[jacksparrow]

nahh, i do it to let my imgination run and to have fun only one more day tl i continue them, unless you want to wait more.

[jacksparrow]

alright it's after new year:

At the Mountain side.
Hinata: Naruto i'm sorry, i fainted.
Naruto: no i'm sorry i never realized you liked me before.
Hinata: It's getting dark, i better go home soon.
Naruto: me too.
They lean in closer and closer and finally their lips touch and a spark has been lit in the dark
Naruto: Hinata i..
Hinata: I'm sorry.
She run soff leavig Naruto alone in the darkness. Hinata meets Sakura at her house.

[jacksparrow]

ok stop this right now! I am fed up with this. I am going to do more right now:

Hinata knocksand Sakura's door and no one answers. She knocks again and the dor opens and she walks inside. She enters Sakura's room though Sakura doesn't know she is there ans this is what she is doing.

Sakura is playin with her ninja teammates as dolls and Jiraiya is playing with her. Sakura: Sakura and Sasuke.
Jiraiaya: Naruto
Jiraiaya: Oh Sakura, wh don't you love me...what does he have that I don't?
Sakura,Sakura: Naruto I do love you, I just love Sasuke more.
Sakura, Sasuke: OH Sakura I love you too and I love you hair and you forhead is so charming...
Jiriaya: Fine, then Sasuke I'm going to have to beat the crud out of you! Get ready to fight!
Sakura, Sasuke: Alright loser bring it on!
Sakura, Sakura: Please boys, there's enough of me to go around.
Jiraiya+Sakura,Sasuke: NO I WANT HER FOR MYSELF!
Sasuke beats the heck out of Naruto and Sasuke and Sakura dolls hold hands.
Sakura, Sasuke: Oh Sakura my darling, kiss me.
Sakura, Sakura: oh Sasuke I thought you'd never ask!
Sakura bans the dolls togeter andmakes kissing noises while poor HInata stands there with a blank and disgusted look on her face. Sakura turns around and screams: OMG HINATA YOU REALLY HAVE TO LEARN TO KNOCK! I AS IN A PRIVATE MOMENT!
Hinata: I THINK I'M GONNA PUKE!
Jiraiya: I like playing with dolls, they are so fun!

[Cheshire24]

ooookaaaaaay.
that one was kind of...
wierd.

[jacksparrow]

?????so?

Sakura: Jiraiya will you get out of here?!!!!
Jiriaya: But we were having so much fun playing with your dolls.
Sakura: GO!
Jiriaya leaves and Sakura blushes and invites Hinata in.
Sakura: so how was your date?
Hinata: IT WAS TOTALLY AWSOME MAN!
Sakura: that's good. NOW TELL ME ABOUT NARUTO!
Hinata: ok so as you know..Naruto has no parents and is shnned by every single person in the village, except for Irua and the third hokage....who died...STPID OLD MAN HOW COULD YOU DIE! oops...anyway..he practices by himself alone every single day and physically and mentally exhausts himself. He wihes to become okage and he will not let his dream be taken.
Sakura sits there wondering if this could be true.
Sakura: Hinata...do you think I've been...mean to Naruto?
Hintaa: @#$! YEAH, BABY! CHA! uh I mean...yes you were hard on him and hereally likes you...all he wants is you to like him.
Sakura: mm...I think I should be nicer to him......Maybe i should ask him on a ate.
Hinata slaps Sakura acoss the face.
Hinata: STAY AWAY FROM MY MAN SISTER!
Sakura sits thre with her mouth open and big white eyes in diselief that Hinata just sai that.

[Sakora]

LOLOLOLOLOL this is funny! classicly rich!

[Cheshire24]

:icon_rofl:
that was very funny!

[jacksparrow]

ok here's more:

Hinata blushes realizing that she just hit Sakura.
Sakura: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME? AND DID YOU JUST HIT ME?
Hinata: %$#* YEAH I DID! I mean yes Sakura, I TOTALLY KICKED YOUR !%@!
Sakura: EXCUSE ME? WELL I'LL JUST HAVE TO KICK YOUR !@%.
Hiata: BRING IT ON B$@$#!
Hinata and Sakura fight like dogs and Kakahi over hears them and stands in the window. Each of them look u and scream: WHAT THE H@#$ DO YOU WANT?
Kakashi: What are you two doing?
Sakura and Hinata: I'M BEATING THE CRUD OUT OF HER! NO I WAS BEATING THE CRUD OUT OF YOU!OH YEAH!
They go back to fighting.
Kakashi: Oh ok good luck with that.
Kakashi leaves and comes back with 100 people from the village.
Kakshi: Step right up and buys your tickets to the only girl fight you'll ever want to see. Between Sakura Haruno and Hinata Hyuga.Only $9.00 a ticket.
Choji: OOH LET ME HAVE ONE!
Ino: I want one! CAN'T WAIT TO SEE SAKURA GET THE CRUD BEAT OUT OF HER!
Neji: I'll take one, Hinata never fights, can't wit to see it.
Kakashi: Step right up and pay for a ticket.
A crowd swarms aroud Kakshi and only one ticket is left and he bids it.
Kakashi: alright last ticket to the highest bidder can i hear $20?
Shikamaru comes in and snatches the ticket away and hands him a $20.
Shikamaru: Chunin advantage, now getl ost all of you. I don't want to miss this chick fight

[Sakora]

Dude, your a riot!

[jacksparrow]

Thanx.

Hinata punches Sakura in the face and the crowd goes: OOOHHH that musta hurt.
Sakura kicks Hinata i the head and the crowd goes: OOOHHH GOOOOOOO GIRL!
Hinata uses Byakugan(How ever you spell it.) and blocks Sakura's chakra in the arms and they fall limp. Hinata the picks Sakura up and throws her against the wall with such force she flew through the wall.
Sakura: YOU JUST THREW ME HROUGH MY WALL, HOW AM I GOING TO EXPLAIN THAT TO MY PARENTS?!!!!!!!!
Hinata: BEATS ME BI$#&!
Sakura: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME? YOU ARE GONG TO GET IT!
They go back to fighting and Naruto waks b and asks Shikamaru what's going on.
Shikamaru: Sakura and HInata are in a chick fight. It's totally awsome.
Naruto: Really, I want to see Sakura get the crud beaten out of her!
Shikamaru: Didn't you like her?
Naruto: Who, Sakura? Nah she's annoying and immature.
Shikamaru: I hear that. Ooh Sakura just was blasted through a tree.
Naruto: Did you see her face?
Hinata and Sakura go at it for a little more before Sakura collapses fro exaustion. Kakashi steps up and lifts Hinata's arm in the air.
Kakashi: WE HAVE A WNNER! HINATA HYUGA!
Hinata puches Kakashi in the gut and he falls down.
HInata: don't ever touch me again fool! NOW GET LOST, ALL OF YA!
Everyne clears off in a bad mood that the match was over so soon.
Naruto goes awaywith the rest but Hinata pulls him back and yanks in to her lips.
Naruto: HINATA WTH ARE YOU DOING?
Hinata: Doing what I should have done years ago. Take you for my own. Naruto will you go out with me?
Naruto sits there with his mouth open and eyes wide.

[Cheshire24]

wow. you gave Hinata a big OOC!
I like it!:icon_rofl:

[Sakora]

Yeah,
GO HINATA GET SOME NERVE!
rofl_icon

[blazikenchicken]

howd my posts get deleted

:rofl_icon:

[jacksparrow]

Everyne clears off in a bad mood that the match was over so soon.
Naruto goes awaywith the rest but Hinata pulls him back and yanks in to her lips.
Naruto: HINATA WTH ARE YOU DOING?
Hinata: Doing what I should have done years ago. Take you for my own. Naruto will you go out with me?
Naruto sits there with his mouth open and eyes wide.
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Naruto: HINATA WHAT THE H%$L DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?
Hinata: I'm taking you for my boyfriend. Unless you...don't want me.
Naruto: No it's not like that its...
Hinata: I knew it! YOU DON't LIKE ME!
Naruto: NO!I LOVE YOU!...
Hinata: I KNEW IT!
Naruto: Well I do like you...I just like Sakura more.
Hinata: oh.....ok...well see you Naruto.
Hinata goes off crying and Sakura comes to him crying and holds him.
Naruto: Sakura...what's wrong?
Sakura: I'm so sorry Naruto! I never new how terrible your life was! AND I WAS ONLY MAKING IT WORSE!
Sasuke comes down the street and sees Naruto holding Sakura. He stops in his track interessted to see what they do.
Sakura: Naruto...I have to give you something.
Naruto: Sakura wha...
Sakura kisses Naruto and Sasuke gets angry. He walks towads Naruto and punches him in the face.
Sasuke: STAY AWAY FROM MY GIRL CREEP!
Sasuke goes and holds Sakura but she pushes him away.
Sakura: Sasuke...I don'tl ove you. I realized I love Naruto. It's not going to work. Goodbye.
Sakura takes Naruto hands and waks off leaving Sasuke standing there. Saske starts walkng and sees Hinata crying. He goes ovr to him and holds her aginst him.
Hinata: I knew it. He would never like me.
Sasuke: I know what you mean...I like you.
Hinata: You..you do?
Sasuke: Yeah...hey wanna go and get something to eat?
Hinata: YES!!!!!!!!!
Hinata drags Sasuke off and pases Ino who gets very angry and trips Hinata.
Ino: GET AWAY FROM MY MAN!
Sasuke: Ino...I don't love you and never will.
Ino: but...but...I...who am I supposed to be with? CHOJI?
Choji: OK!
Choji drags Ino off while she screams: I WAS BEING SARCASTIC!
Hinata and Sasuke walk off.
Sasuke: Well that worked out well.
Hinata: yep.
Naruto: That worked out well.
Sakura: Yep.
Choji: That worked out well.
Ino: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sakora]

Dude, you are a great Comic!

[Aidyl]

:icon_rofl:
that has got to be one of the best ones you have come up with!
:icon_rofl:

[jacksparrow]

thanx. so here it continues.

Naruto: So Sakura, where would you like to go?
Sakura: could you just walk me home? it's getting kind of late.
Naruto: sure thing.
They walk to Sakura's house.
Sasuke: So Hinata....what wuld you like to do?
Hinata: I'm kind of sore from Sakura's fight...could you take me home?
Sasuke: Fine with me.
They walk home.
Choji: SO INO what would you like to do? wwe could go to a barbque or have a food eating contest ot go to the movies and share an XXXXXL popcorn...or...
Ino: JUST take e home.
Choji: K.
Choji puts his arm around her and Ino frieks out. She punches him in the ace and walks off.
Ino: DON'T EVER TOUCH ME AGAN!
Choji: DOES THIS MEAN WE'RE BREAING UP?

[Aidyl]

that was a good one.

[mikepie]

COOL!!!:TooHappy::laugh::D

[friska]

I s all of this are your imaginatoin?cool!:TooHappy:

Emm........ how can you get the ideas?

[jacksparrow]

what do you mean, ho can I get the ideas? I don't quite understand.

[friska]

what do you mean, ho can I get the ideas? I don't quite understand.
Well, I mean how can you imagine such a complicated story like this?

[jacksparrow]

ohhhhhhh....I get it. Well I dunno really. The storyline just sort of comes to me as I write and so forth. It's not really hard for me to write a story...I just sit down and the ideas flow through my head.

[friska]

ohhhhhhh....I get it. Well I dunno really. The storyline just sort of comes to me as I write and so forth. It's not really hard for me to write a story...I just sit down and the ideas flow through my head.
Wow, cool!:TooHappy:

[jacksparrow]

Alright, here's more

Sasuke and Hinata cross over Naruto and Sakura's path and they all give each other a hard stare. Sasuke finally starts.

Sasuke: Sakura...I just wanted to let you know...*gulp* I have always...*through gitted teeth* Pretty and carhming....and I *stammering* I...I...I lo...Love..YOU!
Hinata: looks at him and then smack him.
Hinata: I thought we had something special!
She storms off leaving Sasuke alone.
Sasuke: HINATA I DIDN'T MEAN....AGH!
Ssuke storms off.
Naruto: what was that all about?
Saura: I have no idea.
Naruto: Me neither!
*author's note*(really who does?)

[friska]

Ha! I know! Sasuke still love Sakura more than Hinata, right?:TooHappy:

[Sakora]

Haha, lol keep it up!

[gameguy101]

THAT WAS TOTALLY RADICAL
how do i che k my threads??

[jacksparrow]

Narut walks Sakura hom and they stand outside her house for a while. Finally Sakura speaks.
Sakura: You know Naruto...I always thought you were annoying, an idiot, unleasant to be around. But now I see differently.
Naruto: You do? How?
Sakra: well for one...I know the trouble ou've gone through...
Naruto: You do?
Sakura: Yes and I wante to say I love..
She doesn't get to finish beofre Naruto kisses her, he realizes what he did and pulls back.
Naruto: Sakura...I'm sorry I don't know...
Sakura pulls him into a kiss of her own. Naruto and Sakura put their arms around each other and stand there sharing that moment that we all knew might come. Unfortunatly it is ruined by Saske who coes and sees them. He stands therefor a few minuteds before running off scremng down the street.
Sasuke: I'VE BEEN BETRAYED! AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! I AM BROKEN! I HAVE NOTHING LEFT! HELP ME! I NEED PHYSICAL THEREPY!
Naruto and Sakura breakapart and watch Sasuke run down the street.
Naruto: that was random.
Sakura yeah.
They kiss again but not for long as Sakura's parents come out and her mother faints.
Sakura's mom: YOU GET AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER YOU DEMON BOY!
Sakura's Father: HOW DARE YOU TOUCH HER! SHE HAS DEMON FILTH ALL OVER HER NOW! AWAY WITH YOU, OR I'LL KILL YOU! DON'T YOU EVER COME BACK!
Naruto looks t them with scared eyes as if some bad memory came bak to him. He truns and runs away.
Sakura: MOTHER FATHER! HOW COULD YOU?
Sakura's mom: We only did what is best...
Sakura, tear streaming down her face runs into her room and slams and locks the door. She flops on her bed and sobs.

[Sakora]

Thats harsh... my dad did that to my first boyfriend. he moved out of town the next day...

[jacksparrow]

Wow...I'm speechless...Anway...here's mre...

Naruto runs home and slams the door to his house closed. He goes into his room and lays down on his bed with the pillow over his head.
At here house Sakura is doing the same...She thinks of a soluton...She gets up and climbs out her window...she runs to Naruto's house and knocks on his window. He gets up and opens it.
Naruto: What is it Sakura?
Sakura: Let's go on a date...right now!
Naruto: NOW?
Sakura: Yes now! Come on!
At Sakura's house.
Sakura's Mother: Sakura, Sakura can you come here please? Sakura?
She comes into Sakura's room and finds a note. It reads...
Dear mothr and father,
I want to date Naruto...he realy isn't that bad. He will not harm me, believe me, he had been my teammate for almost a year and not once has tried to harm me. If you insist I can't date him then I will run away...and never come back. Naruto can be stupid at tims, but he is the one who really cares about me...I hope you will respect my wishes and let me date him.
Sincerely,
Sakura
Sakura's mom finised readin the note.
Sakura's om: Pa get in here!
Sakura's Dad: What is it?
Sakura's mom hands him the note and he finishes reading it...
Sakura's Dad: Well, I guess we're going to have to tke care of ths! ONCE ANDFOR ALL!

[Sakora]

Uh-oh id hate to be naruto or sakura!

[Streetfighter01]

Narut walks Sakura hom and they stand outside her house for a while. Finally Sakura speaks.
Sakura: You know Naruto...I always thought you were annoying, an idiot, unleasant to be around. But now I see differently.
Naruto: You do? How?
Sakra: well for one...I know the trouble ou've gone through...
Naruto: You do?
Sakura: Yes and I wante to say I love..
She doesn't get to finish beofre Naruto kisses her, he realizes what he did and pulls back.
Naruto: Sakura...I'm sorry I don't know...
Sakura pulls him into a kiss of her own. Naruto and Sakura put their arms around each other and stand there sharing that moment that we all knew might come. Unfortunatly it is ruined by Saske who coes and sees them. He stands therefor a few minuteds before running off scremng down the street.
Sasuke: I'VE BEEN BETRAYED! AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! I AM BROKEN! I HAVE NOTHING LEFT! HELP ME! I NEED PHYSICAL THEREPY!
Naruto and Sakura breakapart and watch Sasuke run down the street.
Naruto: that was random.
Sakura yeah.
They kiss again but not for long as Sakura's parents come out and her mother faints.
Sakura's mom: YOU GET AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER YOU DEMON BOY!
Sakura's Father: HOW DARE YOU TOUCH HER! SHE HAS DEMON FILTH ALL OVER HER NOW! AWAY WITH YOU, OR I'LL KILL YOU! DON'T YOU EVER COME BACK!
Naruto looks t them with scared eyes as if some bad memory came bak to him. He truns and runs away.
Sakura: MOTHER FATHER! HOW COULD YOU?
Sakura's mom: We only did what is best...
Sakura, tear streaming down her face runs into her room and slams and locks the door. She flops on her bed and sobs.

[theslinser432]

keep em comin there well gd

[jacksparrow]

ok you new guys...I'm going to be as polite as possibele...I'm kinda making the story up by myself, and not to be selfish but I want to do it...by mself...So if you could just leave it to me cause at the beggining I am pretty sure I said I was writing it...Ok that's all. I just realized you als repeated my previous post.

[Aidyl]

not as funny as some of your others, but you now have a good plot to it.
keep writin! or else!

[jacksparrow]

Narut walks Sakura hom and they stand outside her house for a while. Finally Sakura speaks.
Sakura: You know Naruto...I always thought you were annoying, an idiot, unleasant to be around. But now I see differently.
Naruto: You do? How?
Sakra: well for one...I know the trouble ou've gone through...
Naruto: You do?
Sakura: Yes and I wante to say I love..
She doesn't get to finish beofre Naruto kisses her, he realizes what he did and pulls back.
Naruto: Sakura...I'm sorry I don't know...
Sakura pulls him into a kiss of her own. Naruto and Sakura put their arms around each other and stand there sharing that moment that we all knew might come. Unfortunatly it is ruined by Saske who coes and sees them. He stands therefor a few minuteds before running off scremng down the street.
Sasuke: I'VE BEEN BETRAYED! AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! I AM BROKEN! I HAVE NOTHING LEFT! HELP ME! I NEED PHYSICAL THEREPY!
Naruto and Sakura breakapart and watch Sasuke run down the street.
Naruto: that was random.
Sakura yeah.
They kiss again but not for long as Sakura's parents come out and her mother faints.
Sakura's mom: YOU GET AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER YOU DEMON BOY!
Sakura's Father: HOW DARE YOU TOUCH HER! SHE HAS DEMON FILTH ALL OVER HER NOW! AWAY WITH YOU, OR I'LL KILL YOU! DON'T YOU EVER COME BACK!
Naruto looks t them with scared eyes as if some bad memory came bak to him. He truns and runs away.
Sakura: MOTHER FATHER! HOW COULD YOU?
Sakura's mom: We only did what is best...
Sakura, tear streaming down her face runs into her room and slams and locks the door. She flops on her bed and sobs.
that wasn't me...he repeated this post above. I will contnue...bt please let me do it.

[Sakora]

Everyone! stop friggin postin' and let the man continue

[jacksparrow]

Thank you. Ok so more:

Naruto and Sakura go to the moutain side. They sit and wach the stars for a while then Sakura talks.
Sakura: Naruto, know what my parents said hurt you badly, but I don't think that way.
Naruto: that's right! Your parents are going to kill me if they ind out I'm with you!
Sakura: No they won't. I wrote them a letter saying if I can't be with you, I'm running away. It's time I mde my own dicisions.
Naruto: I'm nt supposed to be here, and neither are you. Come on you have to go home.
Naruto grabs her hand and she follows him and he walks her home and then leaves quickly. Sakura stars for the front door, but changes her mind and goes in through er window. When she gets in her parents are waiting for her.
Sakura's dad: And Where Have YOU BEEN?

[Sakora]

Lol, keep it up, Inquiry: do all parents act like that?

[friska]

I think yes. for me, they(parents) always act that they know everything;)

[Aidyl]

if i were to even come home with a boy they would start freaking out.
even if they didn't know him.

[jacksparrow]

Don't worry it gets better!

Naruto and Sakura go to the moutain side. They sit and wach the stars for a while then Sakura talks.
Sakura: Naruto, know what my parents said hurt you badly, but I don't think that way.
Naruto: that's right! Your parents are going to kill me if they ind out I'm with you!
Sakura: No they won't. I wrote them a letter saying if I can't be with you, I'm running away. It's time I mde my own dicisions.
Naruto: I'm nt supposed to be here, and neither are you. Come on you have to go home.
Naruto grabs her hand and she follows him and he walks her home and then leaves quickly. Sakura stars for the front door, but changes her mind and goes in through er window. When she gets in her parents are waiting for her.
Sakura's dad: And Where Have YOU BEEN?
Sakura:I...I was...out...
Sakura's dad: We ned to have a tak young lady!
Sakura's mom: That's right!
Sakura: but I...
Sakura's dad: I need to tell you something abou dating Naruto!
Sakura: IF YOU SAY NO I'M GOIN TO
Sakura's dad: You can date him!
Sakura: I'M GOING TO...eh...I...can?
Sakura's dad: that's right. You can date him.
Sakura s stunned for a moment but then runs and hugs her dad.
Sakura: THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!

[Aidyl]

good one!!
keep it up!

[Sakora]

Umm that was.... conpletely random?? lol still cool

[Streetfighter01]

That was kinda weird......

[friska]

Ooh................... Nice dad!

Continue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:laugh:

[jacksparrow]

I know...little weird...then again...Im weird...so...here's more...

Next day:
Naruto kept avoiding Sakura wherever she went...whenever she saw him, he ran away. She finally caught him at lunch time.
Sakura: Naruto, where have you been all day? I've been looking all over fo you!
Naruto: I can't be seen wth you if your parents find out..
Sakura: That's what I wanted to tell you, they said I could go out with you!
Naruto: Zuh? Is that really true?
Sakura: yeah it...
She didn't get to finish before Shikamaru camerunning towards them.
Shikamaru: GUYS THE FIFTH WANTS YOU! IT'S ABOUT SASUKE!
Naruto: Huh? What happened to Sasuke?
Shikamaru: You have to come quick! COME ON!
They all run towards the Hokage's office.

[Sakora]

..Okay, whats next?

[friska]

:banana: continue! :banana:

[jacksparrow]

I'll tell you what's next...

As they run to the Hokage's office they see Kakashi heading in the same direction.
Naruto: HEY KAKASHI-Sensei!
Kakashi: h hey guys, you hear about Sasuke?
Sakura: That's what we're going to find out!
Kakashi: Yeah, me too.
Naruto: WELL what are we waiting for? LET'S GO!!!
Naruto charges ahead at full speed while the others struggle to follow.
Sakura: NARUTO SLOW DOWN! WE CAN'T KEEP UP!
Naruto: WHAT I CAN'T*BAM*
Naruto runs into the hokage's window and scares the heck out of her.
Tsunade: NARUTO!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE H*** DO YOU THINK YOU F***ING DOING?
Naruto: whoa Grandma Tsunade...calm down! It was an accident.
Tsunade: *sigh* What ever...I have something to tell you once...
Sakura and Kakashi come bursting into the room.
Shizune: AHHHH!! CAN'T A WOMAN GO TO THE BATHROO IN PRIVATE?
Kakashi: Sorry about that I
Shizune: GET OUT YOU SICKO!
She throws scissors at him and he closes the door.
Sakura: KAKASHI SENSEI? WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Kakashi: It was an accident, I thought it was the Hokages room.
Sakura: don't you have to hand in reports everyday in the hokage' room?
Kakashi: Yeah.
Sakura: THEN HOW COME YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE IT IS?!
Kakashi: I uh...forgot.
Sakura: ugh!

[Aidyl]

that was funny. as usual. More please!

[friska]

Is it really an accident?;)

[jacksparrow]

Could be, but who knows....Ok heres more. Oh and just to explain things, this is my own version sorta of Naruto Shippuden...Sasuke has come back through relctantly.

Kakashi: heh, heh...Uhh...That was an honest mistake...
Sakura, underher breath: Sure it was...
Kakshi: Honestly it was....I didn't mean to...at least not on purpose...I...this is not coming out right.
Sakura looks at him like he is crazy and disgusted with him.
Was it really an accident? Or is he just a big perv? He's actng crazy, so...I don't think it was an acident.
On the other side of the building...
Naruto: UGH THEY ARE TAKING FOREVER!!!!!!!!!
Tsunade: Naruto, calm down...they probably got delayed wiht something....
Naruto: HOW CAN I CALM DOWN? I WANT TO HEAR WHAT HAPPEND TO SASUKE!!!!!!!
Tsunade: Sigh...alright...I'll tell without the others. Sasuke was taken away from vilage by Orochimaru.
Naruto: That...THAT FRIEK TOOK HIM??? AND RIGHT FROM UNDER OUR NOSES?????
Tsunade: Naruto..I understand your angry but...
Naruto: SHUT UP!!!!!! YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WE'VE BEEN THROUGH T GET SASUKE BACK!!!!!!
Tsunade: Sigh...Naruto...it's ok, we'll get him back. And your going to get him back, you, Sakura and Kakashi, and Ino, Shikamaru as well....hmm
Kakashi and Sakura com birsting through the door with Shizune beating Kakashi to a pulp.
Tsunade SHIZUNE??? WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING????????

[narutohokage]

funny like always

[PikaComet]

More!:)

[jacksparrow]

k...

Tsunade: Sigh...alright...I'll tell without the others. Sasuke was taken away from vilage by Orochimaru.
Naruto: That...THAT FRIEK TOOK HIM??? AND RIGHT FROM UNDER OUR NOSES?????
Tsunade: Naruto..I understand your angry but...
Naruto: SHUT UP!!!!!! YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WE'VE BEEN THROUGH T GET SASUKE BACK!!!!!!
Tsunade: Sigh...Naruto...it's ok, we'll get him back. And your going to get him back, you, Sakura and Kakashi, and Ino, Shikamaru as well....hmm
Kakashi and Sakura com birsting through the door with Shizune beating Kakashi to a pulp.
Tsunade SHIZUNE??? WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING????????

Shizune: HE...HE WAS BEING FREIKING PERVY!!!!
Tsunade: Kakashi???
Shizune: YES YOU RETARD!!!
Tsunade: What did you just call me?
Shzune: uhh...nothing..I'm really sorry, I just don't know what came over me..heh heh...
Tsnade: THAT'S RIGHT YOUR SORRY NW YOUR GONNA GET YOUR BUTT KICKED!!!!!!!!!
Shizune: Lady Tsunade please I.....WHAT THE HECK DO YOU THINK YOUR DOIN WITH THAT CHAINSAW?!!!! OMG!!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Naruto, Sakura, and Kakashi stand therelike idiots watching Tsnade beat up Shizune.
Naruto: this s better thatn cable.
Sakura: What's cable?
Naruto: I HAVE NO IDEA!!!!!!
Sakura: sigh.

[blazikenchicken]

lol :rofl_icon:

[Aidyl]

:icon_rofl:
more more more!!!!

[narutohokage]

i like the chainsaw

[blazikenchicken]

me 2, but if there was a chainsaw wouldnt she be dead?:chainsaw:

[blazikenchicken]

and connor, i know ull be reding this so..........penut butter jelly time!:banana:

[jacksparrow]

ok here's more.
Shizune: LADY TSUNADE, PLEASE GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF!!!
Tsunade: DIE YOU B****!!!!!!!!
Shizune: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Naruto and Sakura cringe and Kakashi just sits there like this:
http://www.saiyanisland.com/images/data/media/12/Kakashi%20019.jpg
Kakshi Thinking: I wondr who's gonna win. OOh that was a hard hit inthe face...WATCH OUT FOR THE CHAINSAW!!! I love chck fights...I wonder when the next Makeout Paridise will come out? I really love those...heh heh, Shizune just got punched in the face....I really love thos....Wow Tsunade just got mauled....I wonder what I'll have for dinner today...Shizune gettin her a** kicked.

[Aidyl]

:icon_rofl:
i think you gave me another laughing fit!

[jacksparrow]

Is that a good thing?

[Aidyl]

i haven't decided yet.

[Rocknroller]

Keep going that ROCKed!!!

[jacksparrow]

While kakashi stands there thinking about...his personal life and...other things...Naruto and Sakura in the meantime stand there like this:
http://saiyanisland.com/images/data/media/13/Naruto%20057.jpg
http://icons.iconator.com/69/ICONATOR_384deb3c768f24152b224a2dc166ea7b.jpg
Sakura: I win!!
Naruto: NO I WIN!!!
Sakura: NO ME!!!
Naruto: NO ME!!!
sakura: I WIN YOU BAKA!!
Naruto: I WIN DOUBLES BAKA!!!

[blazikenchicken]

lol:icon_rofl:

[jacksparrow]

here's more:

after what seems like hours Tsunade and Shizune stop fighting and regain control of themselves. Tsunade sits back in her chair in tattered clothing. SHe looks at hers papers and then starts tlking.
Tsnade: Now as you al know, I have called you here in regards to Sasuke. He has been...
She looks up and everyone is facing the other way.
Naruto: see what I thought it was, was a big giany hairy mole, but she told me differently.
Sakura: I thought it was...a wart or something.
Naruto: she told me it was her birthmark. Thats gotta stink.
Sakura: Yeah it does.
Kakashi jst stands there listening.
Tsunade: uh-hem!
The others tunr around and stare at her.
Kakashi: Oh sorry, we didn't realzes you weredone beatingthe crud out of each other.

[blazikenchicken]

lol:laugh::icon_rofl::doublegun2::thud::thud:

[jacksparrow]

ok here;s more:
Tsunade: yes, were all done.
Kakashi: so what was it you wanted to tell us?
Tsunade: we all know how hard you three worked in bringing back Sasuke. Well Orochimaru has taken him again.
Kakashi: your kidding?
Tsunade: It is up to you three to again bring Sasuke home, no matter the cost. Is that understood?
Kakashi+Sakura+Naruto: UNDERSTOOD!!
Tsunade: Now get out of here! I have unfinished business.
Kakshi, Naruto and Sakura run out of the Hokage's office.
Kakashi: we'll have to pack. We should get some supplies.
Voice: HEY WAIT UP!!
Naruto: hunh?
Voice: Tsunade sent me here to help you.
The stranger pulls back his hood and this is waht he looks like:




http://bestuff.com/images/images_of_stuff/210x600/anime-boys-100027.jpg
Sakura: some how, he reminds me of Sasuke. Hey what's your name?

Stranger: My name? My name is Sazuro.
Sakura: Sazuro...
Sazuro: which one of you is Kakashi Hatake?
Kakashi: that would be me.

[blazikenchicken]

cool.

[blazikenchicken]

almost 100 posts

[narutohokage]

write more

[jacksparrow]

Blaze, Stop double posting or I will report you.

[Ryu95]

That's awsome!!!!!!!!

[blazikenchicken]

srry.

[jacksparrow]

'S alright, just please don't do it. Alright, here's more!

Sazuro: We need to talk.
Kakashi: And where do you ge off, ordering me around?
Sazuro: Tsunade sent me, I am a hdden ninja, I come out when there are troubled times, and people need me. Then I g back to hiding.
Kakashi: And why do you hide?
Sazuro: Because I can't deal with fan girls.

[blazikenchicken]

lol and i wont double post anymore

[jacksparrow]

You just did, just kiddin, you actually didn't o it this time, very good. If you have somehting to add, all you have to do is click edit. Alright here's more.

Kakshi: Fan girls?
Sazuro: Yeah, they come after me like crazy. Anyway, I was sent to help you because Tsunade wanted me to, she had to hunt me down and anything that's that improtant to hunt me down in my scret hiding spot, must be helped.
Kakashi: I see.
Sazuro: You see, I have a distant relationship with sasuke. I'm his half-cousin though it's more like log lost, half-cousin. I wanted to help, ad I beleive he will come along quietly.
Kakashi: why is that?
Sazuro: Because I know where Itachi is.

[blazikenchicken]

u know, theres 2 uchia's itachi didnt kill, this 1 but it doesnt count ion the real series, and tobi who is a former uchia(tobi a good boy)

[jacksparrow]

This isn't reallyh spposed to follow the series as you may have noticed:
Exibit A: Hinata is a wackjob.
Exibit B: Sakura is after Naruto
Exibit C: NONE OF THIS COULD EVER HAPPEN!!!
Anyway, here's more:

Kakashi:!!!! How do you know where Itachiis and how ae yu related to Sasuke?
Sazuro: I'm distantly related my full name is Sazuro Uchihasan, a distant clan from the Uchiha's. I know where Itachi is because I have been spying on him under a cover name, called Saturi Ixzaka.
Kakashi: How interesting.
Sazuro: Not really, there's a lot to learn from this guy and his where-abouts I would inform Sasuke of. This discusion can continue no longer we ave wasted too much time.
Sazuro got up and waved his hand signaling to follow him. He sped up and ran in the lead and the other followed him, Naruto, then Sakura, and Kakashi in the back.

[blazikenchicken]

cool
r u making anymore?

[jacksparrow]

yeah, when I come up with new lines a such, probably won't take long.

[winston123]

maybe you should turn that into a book!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jacksparrow]

possibly...here's more.

Kakashi:!!!! How do you know where Itachiis and how ae yu related to Sasuke?
Sazuro: I'm distantly related my full name is Sazuro Uchihasan, a distant clan from the Uchiha's. I know where Itachi is because I have been spying on him under a cover name, called Saturi Ixzaka.
Kakashi: How interesting.
Sazuro: Not really, there's a lot to learn from this guy and his where-abouts I would inform Sasuke of. This discusion can continue no longer we ave wasted too much time.
Sazuro got up and waved his hand signaling to follow him. He sped up and ran in the lead and the other followed him, Naruto, then Sakura, and Kakashi in the back.

Naruto runs up to Sazuro.
Naruto: Hey, Sazuro...do you think we'll find Sasuke?
Sakura: What do you care Naruto? Am I not enough for you?
Naruto: Is that a trick question?
Sakura: Ugh!!
Sazuro: I beleive we'l find him the trixk is to get him back.
Naruto: You are going to right?
Sazruo: As best I can.
Naruto: That's good.
Sazuro: Something bothering you?
Naruto: No, not really.
Sazuro: You wanna talk bout it?
Naruto: Nah, I;m good.
Sakura: NARUTO SAZURO!!! LOOK OUT!!!
Naruto: huh? AHHHH!!!
Sazuro: NARUTO!!!

[IndonesianGamer]

Good. Make more of it.