scared sleeping

[chevysrfoxy]

Shakey went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think there's somebody on top of it. Top, under, top, under. "you gotta help me, I'm going crazy!"

"Just put yourself in my hands for two years," said the shrink. "Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears."

"How much do you charge?"

"A hundred dollars per visit."

"I'll sleep on it," said Shakey.

Six months later the doctor met Shakey on the street. "Why didn't you ever

come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist.

"For a hundred buck's a visit? A bartender cured me for ten dollars."

"Is that so! How?"

"He told me to cut the legs off the bed!"

[Patient]

Nice:laugh:

[lonely03]

lol thats a good one lol

[chevysrfoxy]

you know lonely..lol..sometimes they do give better advice!! lol

[lonely03]

i know the bar maid down my local gives great advice lol tho she also keeps a eye on me for my mum to make sure i dont get too drunk lol

[AZZ]

i know the bar maid down my local gives great advice lol tho she also keeps a eye on me for my mum to make sure i dont get too drunk lol

i dnt get it

[berrie13]

is it the joke or my sisters comment?
Coz if you mean lonelys post shes known in the local tesco and pub as "one drink and your out louise" so its kinda of a joke that the barmaid keeps an eye on her for my mum coz they are friendly lol

[maconaquah]

Shakey went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think there's somebody on top of it. Top, under, top, under. "you gotta help me, I'm going crazy!"

"Just put yourself in my hands for two years," said the shrink. "Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears."

"How much do you charge?"

"A hundred dollars per visit."

"I'll sleep on it," said Shakey.

Six months later the doctor met Shakey on the street. "Why didn't you ever

come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist.

"For a hundred buck's a visit? A bartender cured me for ten dollars."

"Is that so! How?"

"He told me to cut the legs off the bed!"


That is hilarious how did you come up with it?

[quaresma]

thats nice:laugh:

[Lukario]

Well I guess that one was funny, but I can't tell if it was his own legs or the bed's legs.

Thanks,
Lukario