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noah159
03-15-2007, 06:58 PM
yo momma so fat when she put on a raincoat people said "taxi"
chevysrfoxy
03-15-2007, 07:42 PM
wow noah...err...patient..uummm..fire demon..no wait..uumm...ahiz..noo..shoot..i cant think of what name to call you...what do you go by these days now?? notice that since weve asked you if you are patient you stopped pms...and weve noticed since we mentioned that more and more people seem to be joining in one day and then that stopped... you must be filling up them yahoo and hotmail and gmail accounts like crazy.. im surprised you can remember all the names you use...my goodness..your good....
berrie13
03-15-2007, 07:52 PM
Don't you just hate when people don't respect other peoples wishes?
And why did you ask my sis what I'm like you creep?
I have just been imformed by the military that satanismydog and another one of my friends are gonna bomb YOUR house and rape your family.
I actually do worry about my friends
berrie13
03-15-2007, 07:56 PM
how do you like threats patient?
CrazyChicken
03-15-2007, 08:23 PM
Yo Mama So FAT She Went In The sea And The Whales Thought it Was A Family Reunion!

Yo Mama So Ugly She Entered A Ugly Competition and The Judges Said Sorry No Proffesionals!



*Applause*

Thank You
Itachi
03-15-2007, 11:09 PM
yo mama's so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead so she could make-up her mind
chevysrfoxy
03-15-2007, 11:51 PM
well when you are one person posing as many diff people its good to keep the same answer or youd definately have a problem trying to rem who is who and what you said under what name..
playboy
03-19-2007, 07:10 PM
lol were the **** IS THE adminostrador **** we nede hime bad
Canadianboy
03-20-2007, 07:18 PM
I don't really like "Yo Mamma" Jokes.
pickachuluver
03-20-2007, 08:20 PM
yo mama so fat when she puts on a rain coat ppl yell taxi taxi!!
Canadianboy
03-20-2007, 08:51 PM
I have one god one:

Yo Mamma is soo fat that when she went in the ocean, people yelled "Whale! Whale!"

:)

Also, Yo Mamma is so stupid when she went to Disneyland, a sign said "Disnyland, Left", she turned around and went home.
lonely03
03-21-2007, 06:12 AM
i thought that u didnt like yo mamma jokes
Canadianboy
03-21-2007, 07:58 AM
I just had one I heard of. ;)
tabby259
04-23-2007, 10:13 PM
that was so funny