yo mama / dada so ugly..

[coolness]

yo momma's so stupid i rang the doorbell and she checked the microwave

yo momma so stupid she went to a football game and thought a quarterback was a refund

yo momma so skinny she could hoolahoop with a chireo

yo momma so dumb she bought a spoon to the super bowl

yo momma so pour i walked in her house and triped out the backdoor

yo momma so fat she put on a red shirt and everybody thought she was the guy from the koolaid comercial

thats just some of the jokes i got but the other ones im not allowed to say online LOL

[Lukario]

Yo mamma's so fat she has McDonalds on Speed Dail.

Thanks,
Lukario

[gamestatus]

lol i have loads of them

Your mums so fat she sat next to everyone at school
your mums so fat she blocked up the grand cannon
Shes fat
shes round
she bounces on the ground
its ya mum
its ya mum.

[Nintendolover]

I have a lot but only saying a few.

Yo mama's so fat, went a restront, looked at the meun and said okay.
Yo mama's so stupid, she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
Yo mama's so fat, she has to iron her pants on the drive way.
Yo mama's so fat, she has to pull her pants down just 2 get in her pocket.
Yo mama's so fat, she bent down and her pants ripped and to Chinnese men jumped in thinking she was a taxi.

And yes I know some of these are old.

[souder77]

yo momma so fat she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar bill
yo momma so dumb it takes her to hours to watch 60 minutes
yo momma so hairy you got rug burned at birth!

[Nintendolover]

I liked the first 2. But the last 1 made NO sense.

[souder77]

cus down there so hairy when you came out at birth you got hair/rug burned lol

[Lukario]

Yo Mamma's so fat that when she went on Who Wants to be a Millionaire, she used phone a friend to call McDonalds.

Thanks,
Lukario

[pokemonlove]

yo mamas so fat wen god said let there be light he had to wait till ur mom got her butt out of the way
yo mama so fat she went in the middle of the golf of mexico an farted thats what created hurricane katrina

[Blazeon]

yo mummu so fat that when she she stand on the weight scale her phone number comes up.

only real one i know that hasnt been said

[pokemonlove]

actualy blazeon ur joke goes like this ur mama so fat when she stepped on a weight scale she told people thats her phone number or u could say ur mamas so fat when she stepped on a scale she told people her phone number came up

[tetsu]

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

hope you like these yo mama jokes

[tetsu]

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio

Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.

Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.

Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!

[bartsimpson]

yo mama is so ugly she loked out the window and got arrested for mooning
yo mama is so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk

[gzdasnoman]

yo mama so fat she fell off both sides of da bed!

[Warluster]

lol, the jokes are pouring out.

yo mummas so stupid she sat on the kitchen table and ate off the chair!

Thats the only one I know, I know, pretty poor :P

[Blazeon]

actualy blazeon ur joke goes like this ur mama so fat when she stepped on a weight scale she told people thats her phone number or u could say ur mamas so fat when she stepped on a scale she told people her phone number came up

true i just couldnt remember it right then and there, but thanks for correcting me.

[superdude39]

ur mamma so fat when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued
ur mamma so fat that when she jumped off a bridge for suicide and people yelled DARKNESS FALLS

[OHAGAN]

Yo Momma Is So Fat When She Sat On A Rainbow Skittles Came Out Of Her But

[lilmouse]

yo mamas so fat when she whears nikes they spell nickelodian

[etha81bro]

yo mamma so old she owes jesus 3 bucks

yo mamma face is so ugle that your dad would rather kiss her butt

[yugiohmaster]

yo mama is so harry king kong got jelouse!!!!!!how do u add pictures i dont know
?????

[etha81bro]

what???

[stewieman22]

The name describes it all.:TooHappy:

[stewieman22]

Yo mama so ugly the only time she got whistled at was when the train was about to hit! OHHHHHHHHHHH!:p

[sniperman]

your mammais so stinky they used hre scent to make the atom bomb

[FreakyCheater]

Um...Im not so sure if I made this one up, but whatever.LOL
yo mama so huge, when she sat down in the car, her head made a dent in the roof(of the car)

[pikapika95]

these are hilarious! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[pokemonlove]

yo mama so fat she uses a microwavre for a beeper.your mama so dirty she has weeds growing out of her back

[248]

yo mamma so fat when she stepped on the scale it said "one person at a time please"

[CheatLemur]

Yo Mamma's so fat that when she went on Who Wants to be a Millionaire, she used phone a friend to call McDonalds.

Thanks,
Lukario
What Is up with you and mcdonalds???....


Yo mamas so fat she take a shower in Niagra Falls...Lol.:laugh:

[suffer]

yo mamas so fat when she puts on a yellow jacket, people yell: taxi!

yo mamas so old she has strech marks on her eyeballs

yo mamas so dumb she tripped voer a wireless phone cord

yo mamas so ugly, chinese people misjudge her as godzilla!

[Cometheart]

Yo mamma so dirty she was taken for a weed in the back alley

[I'm bad at these]

[suffer]

Yo mamma so dirty she was taken for a weed in the back alley yo mamas so fat, they thought she was a boulder! yo mamas so fat her bra size is 3 trillion- 4 trillion! yo mamas so ugly, her teeth are so yellow, i cant believe its not butter!

[I'm bad at these]

let me help you

[suffer]

yo mamas so skinny, she wears life-sized cheerios for panties

[daballager]

yo mama so stuipid she took a spoon to the superbowl! yo mama so stuipid she put makeup all over her face just to makeup her mind!!

[daballager]

i wanna see some more insults!!!!!

[suffer]

yo mama so stuipid she took a spoon to the superbowl! yo mama so stuipid she put makeup all over her face just to makeup her mind!!


u copied the superbowl lmao

[daballager]

yo mama so stinky she smells like grandma`s feet!!

[daballager]

yo mama so stuipid she took a spoon to the superbowl! yo mama so stuipid sshe put makeup all over her face just to makeup her mind!! yo mama so stinky she smells like grandma`s feet!!!

[suffer]

its on!!!!!!


yo mamas so fat and ugly she looks like a retarded gorilla

yo mamas so wierd she cuts her own cheese, she makes sharp, jack, swiss, it all comes outta her ***!

yo mamas so ugly she made jesus cry!

yo mamas so black she takes 9 monthes to take a ****

yo mamas so dumb she gave out pee samples


sorry 4 teh swearing!

yo mamas so ugly when she walked by the tiolet, it flushed!

[daballager]

woops!!!!!! i didn`t mean to do that! lol!

[suffer]

u just started a yo mamas jokes fite!!!


yo mamas so black she pees out coffee!

[daballager]

yo mama so black they mistaken her as a gorilla!!!

[daballager]

yo mama so stuipid she was playing ping pong and she pinged the pong!!!!!!!!!! come on are you scared to fight back bring it on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!yaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!

[daballager]

yo mama so ugley she stook her head out the window and she got arrested for mooning!!!!!yo mama so fat she has a sock on each toe!!!!!!

[suffer]

yo mamas so ugly, she ****s men with 1/2 inchers

[suffer]

yo mama so ugley she stook her head out the window and she got arrested for mooning!!!!!yo mama so fat she has a sock on each toe!!!!!!

wtf is mooning? moaning? lol

[suffer]

yo mamas so fat she wears a string, b string, c string, d string, e string, f string, and g string!!!!!!!!!!

[suffer]

yo mamas so dumb she asked for a price check at dollar general!
yo mamas so fat she killed dairy queen just to do it with burger king!

[daballager]

yo mamas so dumb she asked for a price check at dollar general!
yo mamas so fat she killed dairy queen just to do it with burger king!

hello!!!!i think you can do better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[suffer]

lol im out of jokes :P

[red123]

Yo mama so fat she went on the scale and it said OVERLOAD!! OVERLOAD!!!!!!!

[red123]

yo mama so ulgy the ulgy little duckling died when the saw him

[daballager]

yo mama so ulgy the ulgy little duckling died when the saw him
i pitty you...................................

[red123]

i pitty you...................................

That is cold:error1::error1:

[hyperthang96]

yo mamma so stupid she brought a spoon tothe superbowl!!


yo mamma so fat she fat hehehaha

[PikaYasha]

This is an icon I saw but I can't find the icon!:laugh:

Yo mama so fat that Naruto couldn't tell what it was when he saw her.

Not that good,seeing as I can't remember the real thing at the moment.;)

[LINK7777]

Yo mama so ugly she turned medusa to stone.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/00/Medusa_by_Caravaggio.jpg/584px-Medusa_by_Caravaggio.jpg
The picture is here just in case you don't know who medusa is.

[mikepie]

yo mama's so ugly Dracula wouldn't suck her blood!!

i got it from T.V!!:D:D:laugh::laugh:

[LINK7777]

Your Mama's So Ugly

She makes blind children cry !

[mikepie]

yo mama's so dumb she sold her car for gas money!!!

from T.V again!!:D:D:laugh::laugh:

[LINK7777]

Your Mama's So Ugly

Her shadow ran away from her!

[mikepie]

Your Mama's voice is so horrible she broke all the windows and mirrors on earth!!! now she's got bad luck... wait she already have bad luck!!!!

that i made up!!!:D:D:laugh::laugh:

[LINK7777]

Your Mama's So Ugly

I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a pay check!






This is easy, I have plenty of materials for yo mama jokes.:TooHappy:

[Grif]

Yo Mamas So Ugly That If Ugly Were Bricks Shed Have Her Own Project!

[LINK7777]

Your Mama's So Ugly

Her dentist treats her by mail-order!

[Grif]

Yo Mama So stupid She Tripped Over A Cordless Phone!

[LINK7777]

Your Mama's So Ugly

She threw a boomerang and it wouldn't even come back!

[Grif]

Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets!

[LINK7777]

Your Mama's So Ugly

The government moved Halloween to her birthday!

[Grif]

Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!

[LINK7777]

Your Mama's So Ugly

They put her face on box of Ex-Lax and sold it empty!

[Grif]

Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her!

[Grif]

Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out!!

[LINK7777]

Your Mama's So Ugly

Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

[Grif]

Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"

[LINK7777]

Your Mama's So Ugly

Even the elephant man paid to see her!

[Grif]

Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles!

[LINK7777]

Your Mama's So Ugly

That if ugly were a crime, she'd get the electric chair!

[Grif]

yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck!

[LINK7777]

Your Mama's So Ugly

When she was born she was put in an incubator with tinted windows!

[Grif]

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up!!!!!

[LINK7777]

Your Mama's So Ugly

They rub tree branches on her face to make ugly sticks!

[LINK7777]

Your Mama's So Ugly

She has to trick or treat over the phone!

[Grif]

Yo Momma so fat, her picture takes two frames.

[Grif]

Yo Momma so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."

[LINK7777]

Your Mama's So Ugly

She gives Freddy Kreuger nightmares!

[LINK7777]

Your Mama's So Ugly

My dog took one look at her and ran away!

[LINK7777]

Your Mama's So Ugly

That when she was a baby, her parents had to feed her with a slingshot!

[Grif]

Yo Mamma so ugly, she can make an onion cry

[LINK7777]

Your Mama's So Ugly

When she moved into the projects, all her neighbors chipped in for curtains!

[LINK7777]

Your Mama's So Ugly

She has to creep up on water to get a drink!

[Grif]

Yo mama's is so ugly that she entered in the ugly contest they said, "no professionals"

[LINK7777]

Your Mama's So Ugly

They didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars!

[Grif]

Yo mama's so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl

[LINK7777]

Your Mama's So Ugly

They know what time she was born, because her face stopped the clock!

[Grif]

Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it says, "To Be Continued..."

[LINK7777]

Your Mama's So Ugly

She practices birth control by leaving the lights on!

[Grif]

Yo mama's so hairy, she could be sold as a Chia pet

[LINK7777]

Your Mama's So Ugly

We put her in the kennel when we go on vacation!

[Grif]

Yo mama's so fat, she went outside in a yellow raincoat and people yelled taxi

[LINK7777]

Your Mama's So Ugly

The psychiatrist makes her lie face down!

[Grif]

Yo mama's so fat, she don't take pictures, she takes posters

[LINK7777]

Your Mama's So Ugly

Greenpeace mistook her for an endangered elephant!

[Grif]

Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a dollar and made it four quarters

[LINK7777]

Your Mama's So Ugly

Her face is like a peice of modern art you can't tell what it is!

[LINK7777]

Your Mama's So Ugly

It looks like she's been bobbing for french fries!

[Grif]

Yo mama's belt size is the titled the "Equator"

[Grif]

Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu

[LINK7777]

Your Mama's So Ugly

When she was born the doctor smacked everyone!

[Grif]

Yo mama's so fat, she's got more Chins than a Chinese phone book

[LINK7777]

Your Mama's So Ugly

It looks like she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!

[suffer]

yo mamas so fat when she went to japan, every1 shouted: godzilla!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Iavgotregigias6]

yo mama so blind she walked into a bar yesterday

[suffer]

thats not even a joke -.- heres a real 1

yo mamas so fat when she stepped on a chicken, Kfc shat in their pants -.o

[Sojiro]

...KCF?...I don't get it.

[Iavgotregigias6]

me neither

[LINK7777]

Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

[red123]

Yo mama so fat she saw the school bus and said stop that twinke

[red123]

yo mama so fat she painted her self gray and everybody thoght she was elephat

[LINK7777]

Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!

[red123]

yo mama so skinny it made zelda look chubby

[Iavgotregigias6]

yo mama so stinky she killed an hole city

[jakcombat]

Yo mama so ugly she turned medusa to stone.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/00/Medusa_by_Caravaggio.jpg/584px-Medusa_by_Caravaggio.jpg
The picture is here just in case you don't know who medusa is.

nice one

[Iavgotregigias6]

yo mama so pretty I am your dad

[suffer]

...KCF?...I don't get it.

kfc -.- :chainsaw:

[LINK7777]

Yo mama so fat.

When she went to go swim in the ocean, The sailors there said, "There she blows".

[suffer]

yo mamas so ugly they thought she was a snozberry :wtf:

[LINK7777]

Yo mama is so fat

When she sits in a room she sits all around the room.

[suffer]

that was gai lol

yo mamas so dumb she raised a retarded gorilla and it killed her

[mikepie]

yo mama so pretty I am your dad


that's actually a good one!! cause my mom is pretty!!

[red123]

Yo mama is so ulgy when she fell down the ulgy tree she hit every branch

[suffer]

yo mamas so ugly she came in a room with facemask on and everybody ran cuz they thought she was a zombie! they all yelled,"zombieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee'!!!!

[LINK7777]

Yo mama so ugly she didn't get hit with the ugly stick...no she got hit by the whole tree.

[suffer]

yo mamas so fat when she wears yellow lipstick, she looks like a double cheeseburger

[LINK7777]

Yo mama so stupid she triped over a cordless phone.

[suffer]

u already said that or copied it, NO MORE COPYING PPLS JOKES!

[LINK7777]

OK

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

[suffer]

yo mamas so dumb she stared at the orange juice box for 3 hours cuz it said, concentrate!

[LINK7777]

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.

[suffer]

yo mamas so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch, i didnt copy it dananananananana! i made it up, i wonder if its funny anyway

[LINK7777]

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.

[suffer]

yo mamas so stupid when her kid said the superbowl was on, she ran with a spoon :laugh:

[LINK7777]

Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

[Sakora]

Rofl:

Yo momma so poor, I mean Yo mamma so poor that I went over yo house for dinner and there where three beans on the table and i took one and she said dont be stingey O.o

[suffer]

yo mamas so dumb when she sat on a valcano, she asked for a blowjob

[red123]

yo mama so fat dat she tried to go to buger king triped over hardies and landed at mcdonalds:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

[red123]

yo mama so fat dat she don't look like king kong she is king kong :laugh::laugh:

[red123]

yo mama so stupid dat she sold her house for a table

[red123]

yo mama so ulgy dat she was walking down the street on christmas and the people said "hey wrong season"

[red123]

yo mama so poor she is the queen of the trash can that is worth a cent

[suffer]

yo mamas so stinky, the worlds biggest stinky bum got jealous :fart:

[LINK7777]

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

[hyperthang96]

yo daddy so fat when he went into the classroom he sat next toEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVEEEEEEERRRRRYYYYYYBBBBBOOOOOOO OODDDDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYY!!!

[Sakora]

Yo momma so distugsting that she thought about calling you hyperthong96 instead of hyperthang96

[LINK7777]

yo daddy so fat when he went into the classroom he sat next toEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVEEEEEEERRRRRYYYYYYBBBBBOOOOOOO OODDDDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYY!!!


This yo mama jokes not yo daddy jokes.

Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

[Sakora]

Yo momma so stupid she thought you'd look like link when you came out

[LINK7777]

Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."

[Sakora]

Yo momma so ugly she turned madusa to stone Yo momma so ugly she is madusa

[LINK7777]

Yo momma so ugly she turned madusa to stone Yo momma so ugly she is madusa

I already said that.

Yo mama so ugly she turned medusa to stone.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/00/Medusa_by_Caravaggio.jpg/584px-Medusa_by_Caravaggio.jpgThe picture is here just in case you don't know who medusa is.

Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

[Sakora]

I know what she is and dang you beat me to YO MOMMAS BEST JOKE!!!!

[LINK7777]

Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

[Sakora]

Yo momma so stupid she writes your jokes

[LINK7777]

No, but Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

[Sakora]

Yo momma so stupid but she can still see how old that is

[suffer]

yo mamas so stupid she thought a penis was a hotdog

[LINK7777]

Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.

[Sakora]

Yo momma so stupid she said that she bought her virginty back

[mikepie]

yo mamas so stupid she thought a penis was a hotdog

you're so inappropriatem, you just wrote that!!!

yo mama's so fat she goes to McDonalds everyday!!
She's also dumb because she uses up all her money!!!


beat that!!

[Sakora]

That was so lame thats not even Yo momma joke material

[suffer]

ill fix this!

yo mamas so fat when she went to mcdonalds, ppl went, is that big mama??

[mikepie]

:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:you know what, this is just a mean thread!!! you guys shouldn't post mean stuff!! only mean people do that!!:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

[Sakora]

That was lame:

Yo mamma so fat that Carlos mencia says Daaaaaaaaaammnn Dat a big Bi***

[Sakora]

were just playing

[suffer]

:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:you know what, this is just a mean thread!!! you guys shouldn't post mean stuff!! only mean people do that!!:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:



dude dont get angry, were just making jokes, we don't really mean what were saying, why do u think this topic is in jokes?

[Sakora]

No offense on anything we say

[mikepie]

dude dont get angry, were just making jokes, we don't really mean what were saying, why do u think this topic is in jokes?

i know i just couldn't think of anything!!!:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[suffer]

yo mamas so fat her *** is the size of the empire state building

[Sakora]

Yo moma so stupid she couldnt think of anything to say

[mikepie]

Yo moma so stupid she couldnt think of anything to say

yo so lame you just wrote that!!!

[suffer]

yo mamas so fat, when she went to japan, every1 was like, big mamazilla!!!!!!!

[Sakora]

:p

Yo momma so raunchy that she gots a P and a W on each but cheek and wen she bends over it says POW

nah just saving the best forr you

[suffer]

that was a lameas joke



yo mamas so ugly shes even uglier than jabba the hut

[LINK7777]

Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.

[Sakora]

Thats lamer than mikepie

[LINK7777]

Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

[suffer]

yo mamas so ugly she makes animals run away, even bears. :wtf: thats ugly man!

[Sakora]

a little better

[LINK7777]

Yo momma is so cheap, she bought you an XBOX 180.

[suffer]

yo mamas so cheap she bought u an XBOX 1

[mikepie]

yo mama's so cheap she bought herself a bunch of expensive stuff and bought you nothing!!!

[suffer]

yo mamas so cheap she adopted a baby and killed u cuz ur worthless! im just kidding -.-

[LINK7777]

Yo momma is so poor, she can't afford to freestyle.

[Sakora]

Yo mamma so dirty she look black.

(I know this is kinda racist but realy im not its just the joke.)

[LINK7777]

Yo momma's gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.

[Sakora]

Yo mamma so black that when she gets in her car and starts driving a cop comes up to the car and says you caint have yo windows tinted...

[LINK7777]

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears yellow, the kids run after her saying "aw man I missed the bus!"

[FreakyCheater]

you mama so fat, her sides stick out of both sides of the car.

[hyperthang96]

pretty good for a starter

[red123]

yo mama so ulgy i mean so ulgy she looked at somebody on tv and he died

[Iavgotregigias6]

hajahaha

your mama so freaky she goes out with a nerd and she holds her socks up with duck tape

[secretwepon]

yo momma's so stupid she put lipstick on her head just to make up her mind.

[Iavgotregigias6]

yo momma so der brained she doesn't no what to get you for your birthday a fast selling 'Barbie' doll or Naruto instead she got you a fast selling 'Barbie' doll

[secretwepon]

Yo moma's so stupid she can't find her toothbrush when it's in her mouth

[red123]

yo mama so dirty she bathes in mud

[secretwepon]

Yo momma's so stupid she plugs spark plugs into a computer.

[Iavgotregigias6]

yo mama so thick she doesn't no how to sit down

[secretwepon]

yo mamma's so stupid she put the toaster in the bread.

[Iavgotregigias6]

yo mama didn't listen in the army and she accidently sent a nuclear bomb in your country

[secretwepon]

yo mamma's so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

[Iavgotregigias6]

your mama so dirty she got mistaken for a swamp

[red123]

yo mama so stinky that she killed everybody when she opened the door

[secretwepon]

yo mamma's so scary she walked out the door and someone shouted "Ah it's Dracula."

[hyperthang96]

yo mama

[LINK7777]

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that she spits butter.

[Iavgotregigias6]

yo mama so un-talanted that she accedently fell over a chair and knocked over the staduim killing over 250,000,000 people

[secretwepon]

yo mamma's so heavy she fell over and caused a earthquake.

[Rivait]

your momma is so fat people run around her for exercise.
your mommas so fat when she went on a scale it said one at a time please.
yah I got tons more just my mom said to get off the computer.

[hyperthang96]

yo mama so fat she broke her car

[LINK7777]

Yo momma so dum she had to climb over a glass wall to see what's on the other side.

[hyperthang96]

yo mama so dumb the light turned on she thought it was the cops

[LINK7777]

Yo mama so cheap she stole a shirt from a hobo to give you for Christmas.

I made that one myself.:TooHappy:

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yo mama so stupid she she missed the toilet

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yo mamas so ugly when she walked by the tiolet, it flushed

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Yo mama's so ugly when I took her to the zoo they said, "Thanks for bringing' her back!"

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yo mama so ugly she scared michael jackson

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yo mamas so ugly she is micael jackson!

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Yo mama so ugly micael jackson dumped her.

I made that one up myself.:TooHappy:

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yo mama so dumb she thought he was nother man and married him

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Yo mama so cheap she stole out of a dollar store garbage to find a gift for you.

I made this one.:TooHappy:

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yo mama so fat she was the new planet

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Yo mama so fat spain try to claim her as the new world.

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yo mama so fat she eaten the solar system

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Yo mama so fat she has here own solar system.

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yo mama so skinny noone saw her

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Yo mama so skinny she makes paper look fat.

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yo mama so fat she made jello look still

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Yo mama so skinny she married a stick figure.

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yo mama so fat you cant see her face

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Yo mama so fat she has a triple chin.

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i like that one heres on,yo mama so skinny her clothes dont fit

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Yo mama so little she wears doll cloths.

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i cant think of more you win

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yo mamas so dumb she thought the lifegaurd was a lifesaver, get it? lifesaver lol

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Yo mama so cheap she stole a neighbors bush to use as Christmas tree.

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yo mama so dumb she had you

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Yo mama and yo daddy are so ugly when you were born the docter said "and I thought you were ugly" meaning your more than twice as ugly.

I made that one.:TooHappy:

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yo mama is so small when she was born the doctors said wher's the baby

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Yo mama so hairy even big foot wouldn't date here.

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