satanismydog
03-18-2007, 09:14 AM
(Note: I'm Irish myself, so I obviously don't wish to offend anyone here.)
An Irish girl had not been home for over 5 years. On her return, her father cursed her.
Where have you been all this time? Why didn't you write to us? Why didn't you call? Can't you understand what you put your mum through?
The girl, crying, replied, "....Dad....I became a prostitute...."
"You WHAT!!? Out of here, you shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family."
"OK, dad-- as you wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a savings certificate for $5 million."
"For my little brother, this gold Rolex and for you, daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club....and an invitation for you all to spend New Years' Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and...."
Now what was it you said you had become?" says dad.
Girl, crying again, "....a prostitute dad!"
"Oh! Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought you said a Protestant. Come here and give your old man a hug."
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This joke reminds me of my family. xD
An Irish girl had not been home for over 5 years. On her return, her father cursed her.
Where have you been all this time? Why didn't you write to us? Why didn't you call? Can't you understand what you put your mum through?
The girl, crying, replied, "....Dad....I became a prostitute...."
"You WHAT!!? Out of here, you shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family."
"OK, dad-- as you wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a savings certificate for $5 million."
"For my little brother, this gold Rolex and for you, daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club....and an invitation for you all to spend New Years' Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and...."
Now what was it you said you had become?" says dad.
Girl, crying again, "....a prostitute dad!"
"Oh! Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought you said a Protestant. Come here and give your old man a hug."
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This joke reminds me of my family. xD