the shops and the cops

[maconaquah]

Here is a funny joke for you!

A man came over from China but did not know English

So he goes to a electrical shp and learns "Plug it in Plug it in"

Then goes to a speech therepist and and learned "I did it I did it"

Then the man goes to a gun shop and learned "Guns And Knives Guns and Knives"

Then man goes to a candy shop and learns "Goody Goody Gum Drops Goody Goody Gum drops"

The man was on his way to another shop when a cop pulls him over and asked him if the man knew anything about the murder up the rode and the man says "I did it, I did it"

Then the cop says " what did you do it with" and the Chinese man says "Guns and knives, Guns and knives"

Then the cop says " Your going to go to jail" and the Cinese man says "Goody Goody Gum drop, Goody Goody Gum drop"


Then the cop says "your goin to sit in an electric chair" and the Chinese man says " Plug it in, Plug it in"

Then the cop says "Ok get in the Car"

[pokemonlove]

thats hilariuos man its funny:TooHappy:

[maconaquah]

Thanks I knew you would like it :laugh:

[maconaquah]

thats hilariuos man its funny:TooHappy:

By the way your on my buddy list!:p

[Nintendolover]

It was funny. But I have a friend who told me a different version. It was:

An alion came to Earth and this girl toke him home,
He didn't know english and the girl told him go learn some words,
He goes and watchs TV,
He learns 'I did it I did it', 'forks and knifes', and 'plug it in plug it in'.
A cop comes by and ask if he asked the alion if he nows about a bank robbery. The alion says "I did it I did it." The cop ask,"What'd you do it with?" The alion says, "Fork and knifes!" The cop says,"Your going into the electirc chair." Then the alion says,"Plug it in plug it in."

[maconaquah]

It was funny. But I have a friend who told me a different version. It was:

An alion came to Earth and this girl toke him home,
He didn't know english and the girl told him go learn some words,
He goes and watchs TV,
He learns 'I did it I did it', 'forks and knifes', and 'plug it in plug it in'.
A cop comes by and ask if he asked the alion if he nows about a bank robbery. The alion says "I did it I did it." The cop ask,"What'd you do it with?" The alion says, "Fork and knifes!" The cop says,"Your going into the electirc chair." Then the alion says,"Plug it in plug it in."

Yaeh that is pretty funny to :laugh:

[pokemonlove]

By the way your on my buddy list!:p
ur on mine too.:laugh:

[Nintendolover]

Thx. No one ever says I'm funny.

[pokemonlove]

:TooHappy: i think ur joke was funny too:laugh:

[Nintendolover]

Thx, ya are so nice.

[Bigfoot]

both of the versions are funny!:laugh:

[pokemonlove]

:laugh: yah pretty much

[Nintendolover]

Thx and I'm sure I speech for maonaquah too.

[maconaquah]

Thx and I'm sure I speech for maonaquah too.

Yep you sure do

[Nintendolover]

That is so cool. Really the different versions are almost the same.

[maconaquah]

That is so cool. Really the different versions are almost the same.

Seriously Iknow but why didn't you post your joke before

[Nintendolover]

I didn't really think about it.

[lonely03]

both jokes r very funny

[Nintendolover]

Thx everybody, ya are so nice.

[maconaquah]

Thanks for lookin at our jokes

[Nintendolover]

Lol. That was funny Berrie.

[pokemonlove]

again i think ur jokes were funny!:Spin:

[maconaquah]

again i think ur jokes were funny!:Spin:
thanks again

[acac1225]

hahahaha!!!this is sooooo FUNNY!!!HAHAHAHA!!!

[maconaquah]

hahahaha!!!this is sooooo FUNNY!!!HAHAHAHA!!!

Thank You I new you woul like it