naruto stories

[blazikenchicken]

this is a story about naruto, tell me if i should keep going.

1 day, naruto was walking to (grandma)tsunade. he sees kakashi doing something he's never done before. he goes and gets sakura

sakura:what do you want naruto!
naruto:it's kakakshi!
sakura:whats wrong with kakashi
naurot:you'll see!

[PikaYasha]

Ummm... Okay. Continues, but make it a bit longer than just... Four sentences...


Regards,
PikaYasha

[blazikenchicken]

naruto:come on sakura!
sakura:dont rush me! you know what happened the last time you rushed me!
naruto:oh, yeah, that wasnt a good day.

*they go to were kakashi is*
sakura:*screams*
naruto:kakashi has his mask off!
kakashi:someone stole it from me overnight.
naruto:(thinks)i wonder who that could be *heh heh*
kakashi:i know it was you naruto
naruto:....

[PikaYasha]

Haha! LOL! Please continue! It's great!


Regards,
PikaYasha

[blazikenchicken]

naruto:what makes you say it was me?
*notices his headband is gone*
kakashi:you left your headband in my room. oh, and also, ur wearing my mask. ur not that good at keeping secrets.
sakura:naruto you knucklehead!
naruto:look who's talking
sakura:what did you say!?
naruto:uuuuh, nothing

[PikaYasha]

Haha! LOL again! Keep it up! I love it!


Regards,
PikaYasha

[blazikenchicken]

*10 minutes later*

naruto: u didnt have to beat me up!
sakura: then don't say anything like that again!
kakashi: sorry to interrupt you lovebirds but could i have my mask back
naruto: fine, but gimme my headband
kakashi:fine

*they swap*

naruto: now that that is settled, what do ya'll wanna do
sakura: go to a beauty parlor
kakashi: im going to read my new book
*jiraya appears*
jiraya: hey kid
naruto: pervy sage, were ya going?
jiraya: to do research of course!

[PikaYasha]

Haha! I love it still! Keep it up! You're wonderful at stories!


Regards,
PikaYasha

[blazikenchicken]

naruto: oh, i see. that booth over there is yours.

*points to a booth that says "free breast examination"*
jirya: why yes, yes it is
naruto: *starts attaking jirya* you pervy sage! you can't do that!
jiraya: *holds up a badge* i can. this badge lets me!
naruto: that doesnt let you! that badge says boyscout of the year!
jiraya: ....

[PikaYasha]

Haha! LOLOLOLOL! You're wonderful! It's so funny I'm not even laughing! ...? I don't even understand what I just said. :)


Regards,
PikaYasha

[blazikenchicken]

naruto: i never knew you were a boyscout pervy sage.
jiraya: 1, its not pervy sage, and 2, i stole-i mean borrowed this from my freind.
naruto: why would you want to steal a crummy old boyscouts badge?
jiraya: to trick people into thinking i can accualy do this
naruto: ok, imma go tell grandma tsunade what ur doing
jiraya: wait, no! ill do anything!
naruto: anything?
jiraya: anything
naruto: anything?
jiraya: anything

*5 hours later*

naruto: anything?
jiraya: anything


sorry, your computer has been frozen and has commited suicide, please try agaim

[PikaYasha]

LOL! I love it!


Regards,
PikaYasha

[blazikenchicken]

*rewinds computer*

naruto: anything?
jiraya: anything
naruto: how about never be pervy again!
jiraya: exept that
naruto: ok. tsunade!
*finds her and tells her everything*
tsunade: jiraya you idiot!
*starts beating him up for 5 hours*
jiraya: u didn't have to beat me up you old granny!
tsunade:what did you call me?!
jiraya:uuh.
*remembers that he told himself to not upset tsunade. she'll kill me*

[PikaYasha]

LOL! Continue, please! I love it!


Regards,
PikaYasha

[blazikenchicken]

*next morning*
naruto: sakura, did ya hear? grandma tsunade ran the purvey sage outta town!
sakura: i dont care about jiraya, but i hope lady tsunade comes back
naruto: y? r u a lesbian or something?
sakura:....

[PikaYasha]

OMGOMG!!!! LOLOLOL! I love it!


Regards,
PikaYasha

[blazikenchicken]

sakura: wht did you just say!?
naruto: that ur a lesbian
sakura: i suggest you start running
naruto: the future hokage runs from noone!
sakura: i thought u might say that.

[PikaYasha]

LOL! I still love it!


Regards,
PikaYasha

[blazikenchicken]

*5 weeks later*
sakura: i thinkt hats enough beating you up
*leaves naruto all bloody locked in a closet*
naruto: wait, sakura! aw, well ill get out my self.
*uses rasingan, but since its so dark and hes so confused, he uses it on himself*
naruto: owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[PikaYasha]

LOL! I love it still! Keep it coming!


Regards,
PikaYasha

[blazikenchicken]

*1 WEEK LATER*

jiraya: hey sakura, u know were naruto is?
sakura: yes, i beat him up, locked him in a closet, then the idiot used rasingan on himself.
jiraya:....

[PikaYasha]

LOL! I love it!


Regards,
PikaYasha

[blazikenchicken]

jiraya: u r 1 weird girl
sakura: what'd you say!?
jiraya: uh, oh

[PikaYasha]

Wonderful again!


Regards,
PikaYasha

[blazikenchicken]

i shall go back to that later but now its time for.................fun with the akatsuki!

Tobi: tobi is a good boy!
pein(accual akatsuki leader): i think we get that tobi!
zetsu: hey, deidara, we should get rid of that konan
deidara: yeah, she is riving me crazy with her violence


*that night*

*konana walks into the kitchen, but the sign that said kitchen fell off and said torture when she got in*

deidara: yes! noone will be able to survive long with him
konan: what r u guys doing
deidara: konan! wait, if ur here then whos in there
*looks inside and sees hidan being tortured*
tobi:*says stuff that drives anyone mad*(hes the torture)
hidan: *starts stabbing himself with his sythe* must kill myself, must kill myself! dang, why do i have to be immortal!

[PikaYasha]

LOL! I love it!


Regards,
PikaYasha

[blazikenchicken]

*next day*
pein: ok, so what evil deeds have you performed lately
tobi: i poked a genin in the head who was wearing blue . but then he screamed itachi and beat me up.
zetsu: i stole a baby from a candy.
pein: dont you mean a candy from a baby?
zetsu: *burps* no

[PikaYasha]

LOL! Wonderfully funny!


Regards,
PikaYasha

[blazikenchicken]

pein: besides zetsu, you all are the worst evil organazation ever! i have news, we are all out of money. you need to rasie money by doing anything but selling cookies. i dont want the akatsuki to look like some girl scout organization.
zetsu: lets open up a car wash

*1 car wash later*

itachi:i gotta go to the store real quick.*leaves*
diedara: we need something to attract customers. lets think.
*hidan and zetsu have an idea*
*1 minute of fighting and curses later...*
diedara: i kill you for this!
(he was dressed in a bikini)
irucha: you can wash my car any day
itachi:*comes back*hey, i got the-*sees diedara* ahhhh! im blind, im blind!

[PikaYasha]

LOL! Everyone thinks poor Deidara-san is a girl!


Regards,
PikaYasha

[blazikenchicken]

*next day*
diedara: we cant get itachi out of his room because he keeps sulking because of his blindness.
zetsu: i have an idea. hey, itachi, sasuke is here!
itachi: *Breaks down the door* sasuke, you lack hatred! Tsukiyumi!
*he accualy uses it on zetsu*
itachi: you shall now suffer 72 hours of torture!

[PikaYasha]

LOL! So funny!


Regards,
PikaYasha

[blazikenchicken]

72 hours of torture later........
zetsu you idiot, you were torturing me!
itachi:....
zetsu: its a good thing i eat humans
itachi: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
zetsu: ur not worth eating.

later....
itachi is watching TV(well, accauly listening since he's blind)
TV: sasuke, how did you become so emo?
sasuke on tv: because of itachi.
itachi: sasuke, you lack hatred! amaterasu!
*the tv explodes in black flames*
pein: thats th 10th tv u've burned yet!

[PikaYasha]

LOL! So funny!


Regards,
PikaYasha

[blazikenchicken]

now back to the main story.......

jiraya: i should start running
*runs but sakura is chasing after her*
*bumps into tsunade*
tsunade: oh, hi jiraya, i want done with you yet!
*runs from both of them*
jjiraya: usually this would be good, but now!
Naruto: pervry sage!
jiraya: help me naruto!
naruto: ok! rasingan!
*misses and hits jiraya instead
tsunade: now we have you right were we want you

[PikaYasha]

LOL! Good one!


Regards,
PikaYasha

[blazikenchicken]

naruto: um, ill be at my house if you need me.
kakashi: naruto, gimme back my mask!
tsunade+sakura: he doesnt have his mask! lemme see!
jiraya: that was a close call. now, were was i? oh yes. free breast examination girls, free breast examination!

[PikaYasha]

LOL! Jiraiya is such a nosy pervert!


Regards,
PikaYasha

[blazikenchicken]

kakashi: ahhhhhh! girls!
*runs away*
kakashi: that dang naruto! u know, it's surprising he can take my mask away when i'm a jonin!
naruto: yep
kakashi: naruto!
naruto: kakashi!
kakashi: gimme my mask
naruto no!