lonely!!lonely!!lonely!!

[chevysrfoxy]

hey girl...just wanted to say hi and miss ya gal!! lol..here's one for ya..lmao


Oscar drove his brand new Mercedes to his favorite sporting goods store. He parked it outside and went in to do a little perusing with Jan, his regular sales woman. Jan was a pretty blonde, and as Oscar walked into the store, she happily greeted him. But he requested to look around alone today before he needed her help. She obliged him and let him do his thing.

Five minutes later, Jan came running up to him yelling, "Oscar! Oscar! I just saw someone driving off with your new Mercedes!"

"Dear God! Did you try to stop him?"

"No," she said, "I did better than that! I got the license plate number!":p

[lonely03]

lmao thats a good one
missed ya aswell we keep being on at different times lol

[chevysrfoxy]

yea and now that im on a different schedule cause of job changes who knows when ill be on..lol..i hate this time difference we have between each other!!..lol..but ill make due..lmao

[Lukario]

LOL

Thanks,
Lukario

[chevysrfoxy]

what are you laughing at silly lukario...lmao

[Lukario]

Post one

Thanks,
Lukario

[chevysrfoxy]

lmao...i like this one....

A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she's low on gas, so she stops at a gas station. While she's pumping her gas, she notices that she locked the keys in the car. So when she goes inside to pay, she asks the attendant for a hanger so that she can attempt to open the door herself.

She returns outside and begins to jimmy the lock. Ten minutes later, the attendant comes out to see how the blonde is faring.

Outside the car, the blonde is moving the hanger around and around while the blonde inside the car is saying, "A little more to the left...a little more to the right!..."

[Lukario]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOOLLLOLLLLLLL!!!!

Thanks,
Lukario

[chevysrfoxy]

lmao...:D:D:D...

[pokemonlove]

Sup Everybody

[iceman12]

thers A Fat Dog And A Skinny Dog
the Skinny Dogs The Fat Dogs Sun
but The Fat Dog Isnt The Skiny Dogss Father
how Can This B

[pokemonlove]

wat wel it cant be can it

[chevysrfoxy]

it can be whatever you want it to be

[LegendaryMan08]

*cough*cough*HE IS*cough* HIS STEP*cough*-FATHER!!!*cough*cough*.

LOL

[LegendaryMan08]

Here is one.

You are driving a bus from Boston to Albany.
There are 5 stops.
12 people are already on.
At the first stop 8 people get on and 14 get off.
At the second stop 8 people get on and 6 get off.
At the third stop everone gets off and half of the people that were on get on.
At the fourth stop the number that is on is multiplied by 3 and subtracted by 6.
On the final stop everyone gets off.


What is the Bus Drivers NAME?

Trust me you'll get it.

[Cheetah]

thers A Fat Dog And A Skinny Dog
the Skinny Dogs The Fat Dogs Sun
but The Fat Dog Isnt The Skiny Dogss Father
how Can This B


Oooo Ooooo I know, I know .... the fat dog is the skinny dog's mother ... :TooHappy:

[Lirica]

Here is one.

You are driving a bus from Boston to Albany.
There are 5 stops.
12 people are already on.
At the first stop 8 people get on and 14 get off.
At the second stop 8 people get on and 6 get off.
At the third stop everone gets off and half of the people that were on get on.
At the fourth stop the number that is on is multiplied by 3 and subtracted by 6.
On the final stop everyone gets off.


What is the Bus Drivers NAME?

Trust me you'll get it.



..the bus driver's name is Lirica, of course..

[LegendaryMan08]

Yup ur right only its harder when you say it.

[Lukario]

That one is easy.

Thanks,
Lukario

[Nintendolover]

I didn't get it at all.

[pokeboy23]

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