the rabbit and the blonde

[chevysrfoxy]

A man is driving along a highway and
sees a rabbit jump out

across the middle of the road.


He swerves to avoid hitting it, but
unfortunately

the rabbit jumps right in front of
the car.



The driver, a sensitive man as well
as an animal lover,

pulls over and gets out to see what
has become of the rabbit.

Much to his dismay, the rabbit is
dead.



The driver feels so awful that he
begins to cry.



A beautiful blonde woman driving down
the highway

sees a man crying on the side of the
road and pulls over.

She steps out of the car and asks the
man what's wrong.



"I feel terrible," ! he explains,


"I accidentally hit this rabbit and
killed it."



The blonde says, "Don't worry."


She runs to her car and pulls out a
spray can.

She walks over to the limp, dead
rabbit, bends down,

and sprays the contents onto the
rabbit.



The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at
the two of them

and hops off down the road.


Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns
around and waves again,

he hops down the road another 10
feet, turns and waves,

hops another ten feet, turns and
waves,

and repeats this again and again and
again,

until he hops out of sight.


The man is astonished. He runs
over to the woman and demands,

"What is in that can? What did you
spray on that rabbit?"



The woman turns the can around so
that the man can read the label.

It says.. ,

"Hair Spray -

Restores life to dead hair,


and adds permanent wave." :p :p :o :p

[Lukario]

Nice. But who does that make fun of.

Thanks,
Lukario

[chevysrfoxy]

thats a good one..maybe the guy for not reading it to begin with but also the blonde for not understanding it...

[Lukario]

I guess everyone wins.

I also forsee the future

I don't get it.

[chevysrfoxy]

lmao...good one...should have seen that one coming..lol

[Lukario]

What's hair mean in this one

Thanks,
Lukario

[chevysrfoxy]

lmao..your killin me..your really killin me....lmao:D:D:D:D

[lonely03]

lol thats mean to nintendolover funny but mean

[chevysrfoxy]

oh lonely you found it hilarious...you know you did!!!!lmao

[berrie13]

Lukario, i........ can........ barely............ write.............4...........laughing........
I was only saying 2 lonely the other day nintendolover always puts that!

[cutiepie123xxx]

tht was funy duz any1 no animal crossing wild world cheats?
for nintendo ds

[berrie13]

nope, sorry

[Lukario]

Press power to end your misery.

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Lukario

[Bigfoot]

hilarious me and my friend are still laughing:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Lukario]

About what? My stuff wasn't that funny.

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Lukario

[Nintendolover]

I guess everyone wins.

I also forsee the future

I never said that BUTT HOLE!!!

[Nintendolover]

lol thats mean to nintendolover funny but mean

Lonley, he's making me look stupid. I never said that. I just read this for the first time and my friends don't get on Cheat Masters Forums. Don't belive him plz. How could I post on this one if I never went on it OR read this funny joke that I loved.

[Lukario]

foresee means it is something you were thinking about posting. Everybody knows you didn't post it.

Thanks,
Lukario

[Nintendolover]

I never even thought that. I got it the first time and loved it you idiot.

[Lukario]

Well thanks for trying.

Thanks,
Lukario

[Warluster]

That jokes weird.

[Lukario]

I thought it was funny, but Nintendolover ruined it with

I'm dumb, so I don't get it. lonely, Lukario won't help understand because he is such a BUTT HOLE. *starts crying*

Thanks,
Lukario

[Bigfoot]

hilarious me and my friend are still laughing:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: that waz for the joke

[Lukario]

Ahhhh.

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Lukario

[Nintendolover]

Well thanks for trying.

Thanks,
Lukario

For trying.

[Nintendolover]

That jokes weird.

I don't think so but it is opinions.

[Nintendolover]

I thought it was funny, but Nintendolover ruined it with



Thanks,
Lukario

Stop being a BUTT HOLE. I know you are modsiringtee because you act just blike him. I can tell and I never even really met the guy. BUTT HOLE!!!

[Nintendolover]

I thought it was funny, but Nintendolover ruined it with



Thanks,
Lukario

Stop being a BUTT HOLE. I know you are modsiringtee because you act just like him. I can tell and I never even really met the guy. BUTT HOLE!!! And I didn't ruin it. You did!!!

[Lukario]

What the hell is "blike".

You can't even tell who I am

Thanks,
Lukario

[Nintendolover]

It's called typeing too fast. Duuu.

[Lukario]

No, it's called being too stupid.

Thanks,
Lukario

[Nintendolover]

Being too stupid is being you.

[Lukario]

Being too stupid is me continuing to listen to you.

Thanks,
Lukario

[Nintendolover]

No to be stupid is to put thanks to yourself at the end of every post.

[lonely03]

lmao ur twos arguing cracks me up very entertaining!

[Lukario]

Very entertaining to me because Nintendolover is stupid.

Thanks,
Lukario

[Nintendolover]

lmao ur twos arguing cracks me up very entertaining!

It wasn't funny when it was us though.

[Bigfoot]

lmao ur twos arguing cracks me up very entertaining! it is very entertaining they just keep going on and on and on lets stay tuned to this and read some more!!!!

[Lukario]

It wasn't funny when it was us though.

Probably because you got PWND too much.

Thanks,
Lukario

[wjww23]

that was a good joke i give it a 10 out of 10 it was pretty funny

[chevysrfoxy]

nintendo..it was you they were talking about...lol...ty

[Lukario]

LOL

Thanks,
Lukario

[chevysrfoxy]

at least its in the joke section lonely!!!..lmao

[Nintendolover]

nintendo..it was you they were talking about...lol...ty

I KNOW! I'M SMART UNLIKE YOU!!!

[Lukario]

Nintendolover!

G.E.D =/ P.H.D.

Thanks,
Lukario

[chevysrfoxy]

wow....thats what id say for patient..

[ILovePatient]

You can get a GED for like £30 over here.

[imlikepatient]

But we or me know how to make one on our sophisticated devices here.

[Nintendolover]

Nintendolover!

G.E.D =/ P.H.D.

Thanks,
Lukario

What? What do you want?

[Lukario]

College degree type.

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Lukario

[Nintendolover]

Ohhhh. I have 4 years till coliege.

[Lukario]

You to to college in 10th grade? WOW!

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Lukario

[Nintendolover]

I meant in 6 years because the end of the school year is in 16 days. So it's almost the end of school.

[Lukario]

16 Days. Mine is June 21st.

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Lukario

[Nintendolover]

Mine is June 5th. It would be June 1st but we had 2 snow days that we have to make up.

[Lukario]

Wow!!!

Thanks,
Lukario

[Nintendolover]

Not really. Boo.

[Lukario]

Yours is 20 day's before mine though.

Thanks,
Lukario

[Nintendolover]

Ohhh. What grade are you in and what school lever (Jr. High, High, Middle, ect.)?

[Lukario]

11th grade. High School suck big ace.

Thanks,
Lukario

[Nintendolover]

It must suck. High School.

[Lukario]

Yes it does.

Thanks,
Lukario

[StencilBob]

High school is pretty boring I agree.

[ILovePatient]

Me too.............................

[Nintendolover]

I can only guest. I'm just about to enter Jr. High next school year but I can ask my nabor next school year.

[Lukario]

Jr. High is pretty cool, but people act like such *******s.

Thanks,
Lukario

[Nintendolover]

My bro. learnt that the hard way.

[Lukario]

LOL

Thanks,
Lukario

[gamestatus]

Whats the diffrencr between a smart blonde and a ugly monster........





The ugly moster has been sighted.

lolololol

[Lukario]

Superman, a smart blond, and a clown jump out of an airplane

Which one hits the ground first?

The clown because the other two don't exist.

Thanks,
Lukario

[Nintendolover]

LOL! True. That is very ture. Here's another one.


Okay, so you pull up to a 4 way stop and on other 3 stops are Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and Cupid.

Who has the ride away?

You 'cause the others don't exciset.

[Lukario]

Not the ride way, the "right of way"

Thanks,
Lukario

[gamestatus]

Knock Knock
Who's there
doctor
doctor who.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Nintendolover]

Not the ride way, the "right of way"

Thanks,
Lukario

I could care least really. I mean I don't drive yet so you can't expect me to know it all. Only thing I drive is my motor scooter.

[Lukario]

I had a motor scooter once, but someone broke it.

Thanks,
Lukario

[iceman12]

i had a scooter once but sum1 nicked it

[Nintendolover]

I had a motor scooter once, but someone broke it.

Thanks,
Lukario

Who? Mine broke a few times but we got new parts 4 it.

[coolness]

hahahahahahahaha