Cheat: GTA San Andreas Easter eggs (Part 1)

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Heres a list of 33 easter eggs.

#1 - Silver Vibrator:
There is a Silver Vibrator located behind some Dumpsters in Bayside, North of
San Fierro. It blends in with the wall so look carefully.

#2 - Aldea Malvada, The Lost Pueblo:
This is the larger of two sets of Native American/Mexican ruins in the game.
They both relate to the biographical history of the area, most notably, the
tales of a cavalry unit that fell down a hole near Fort Pastor.

#3 - weird Rock:
Although seen in various Western movies, this is one particular stone column
that would have made John Wayne blush.
this column, when viewed from a certain angle, looks exactly like a male
member. Other phallic symbols can be seen on both the Hotdog and Mr Whoopee
vans.

#4 - Buried Body Bags:
There is a pile of dead bodies in disposable bags located in El Castillo Del
Diablo, South West of the airstrip in the desert. Parked next to the mass
grave is a Bobcat, so whoever dumped the bodies, also left their car there.
This could be a way to dispose the bodies of intruders into nearby Area 69
although it could refer to a real-life murderer.

#5 - Millie's Gimp Desires:
Simply pose as a gimp when you arrive at Millie's for a date and she will
immediately bring you inside for a good time. If only real dates were this easy!

#6 - Lemmings Easter Egg:
Although highly contended to be just a glitch, if you go here, you will see
pedestrians walking off the edge of the building then jumping. A nice little
Easter Egg considering Rockstar North created the Legendary Lemmings games
back when they were DMA. Note: This only works when you are in the alleyway.

#7 - Weddings and Weldings:
This garage is actually a bomb shop and combines the real life drive-thru
wedding services of Las Vegas with the convenience of getting your car
equipped with high explosives. Not exactly a shotgun wedding but it's a lot
more violent.

#8 - V-Rock Hotel:
In Las Venturas, as a reference to both GTA Vice City and the Hard Rock Cafe,
one of the hotels is the V-Rock hotel. V-rock being one of the radio stations
in GTA Vice City where WCTR DJ Lazlow was employed.

#9 - Regular Tom Geyser:
This geyser is one of two places to find the photographing Pedestrian model.
As the geyser spurts skywards, the pedestrians clamour to take the best
photograph.

#10 - Area 69:
The restricted area/no-fly zone is a spoof on the real life air-force base
Area 51. Rumoured for it's supposed involvement with Extra-terrestrial life
forms, this area is heavily armed against any intruders who decide to fly over.

#11 - Sex Shop:
This Adult Store is part of one of the later missions but is enterable at any
time. Inside are various funny signs and video cases, including references to
GTA Vice City's Candy Suxx. The main thing of note is the huge dil power
tool. This is sadly unusable but is available in real life.

#12 - No Easter Egg Sign:
On top of the Gant Bridge in San Fierro, there is a secret message
saying 'There aren't any Easter Eggs up here. Go Away!'. Paradox anyone?

#13 - San Andreas Fault line:
Underwater on the ocean floor is a large crack that spans between San Fierro
and the other two islands. This refers to the real-life San Andreas fault line
that is the separation between the North American and Pacific continental
plates. Earthquake damage can be found in the form of both the ruined freeway
section next to the San Fierro freeway, and the ruined buildings behind CJ's
garage in San Fierro.

#14 - USS Numnutz:
What's long, hard and full of seamen? This docked submarine in San Fierro
with the funny name is. Further references can be made as to the Straightness of
sailors by having them docked in a representation of one of America's biggest
gay friendly cities, San Francisco.

#15 - Hopi Ruins:
This second set of ruins can be found on the cliff side across the road from
the cemetery building and look especially spooky at twilight.

#16 - Lil' Probe Inn:
This UFO based bar is a spoof on a real life bar called the Lil' Ale Inn in
Rachel, Nevada. The bar also contains the Mysterious Map, which is an
unexplained map of San Andreas that pinpoints certain locations in San
Andreas. It can be found at the very back of Lil' Probe Inn near the office
desk or in Toreno's cabin. If you investigate more you will find many of the
locations have landmarks that have references to the local history. An example
is the Las Venturas stadium where a lot of hippies died in the sixties after
choking on toads.

#17 - Unmarked Pay 'n' Spray:
As one of the many glitches in the game, Rockstar left this Pay 'n' Spray in
the game but didn't put it on the map.

#18 - Bridge Facts:
There is a sign with technical facts about the northernmost San Fierro bridge
(Gant Bridge), next to Katie Zahn's favourite diner, along with a hunk of
Cable used on the Bridge with a information sign next that.

#19 - Michelle's tools:
Go to upper San Fierro into Michelle's Garage and look inside with the Camera
at her utility bench on your left. You will see she has very nice collection
of different types and sizes of pleasure tools. Michelle's garage also
features the Kruton 9000. This is a computer that has appeared in the latest
3 GTA instalments. In GTA3 it can be seen inside Joey's Garage and within
Sunshine Auto's in Vice City.

#20 - The Fort Carson Tunnel:
This tunnel can be found next to the ocean, to the west of Fort Carson. It is
nothing special apart from the fact that it contains a wanted star, thus
making it the perfect place to hide from the police. It may be a reference to
the cavalry troops that fell down a large hole near Fort Carson in the
Nineteenth century but this link is very loose. It also holds the title of the
only natural underground formation in the San Andreas game world.

#21 - Sky Door:
A long way above the clucking bell in Fort Carson, there is a yellow entrance
marker, as seen in the game by an enterable building. Some say that this is an
entrance marker to get to Liberty City but as it would be impossible to get
in, no one will ever know! Reports have come in as to weird things happening
when people use the Unlimited Jetpack Height cheat and go up to the marker.

#22 - Cameo Poker cards:
The picture cards on the Video Poker machines in the casinos are pictures of
people from the past two GTA games.

#23 - Tall Pointy Building:
Go to San Fierro and look for the tallest Sky Scraper there. You can take the
southern entrance to the top of the building. There is a parachute here for
base-jumping. At each side of the building are several humorous signs.

#24 - Zombotech:
Go to San Fierro and located further up north from the Doherty Garage on your
right is the Zombotech Sky tower. Go inside and look about, it is surely going
to bring back memories of Resident Evil, both the game and the film. Also
inside is a very nice-looking double helix statue.

#25 - CK Building:
At night, one of the taller skyscrapers in Los Santos's window's light up in
the shape of 'C' on one side and 'K' on another. The relevance of this is
still unknown so if you have an idea, then please let The Bunnies know.

#26 - Bio waste Well:
Go to Montgomery located just above Los Santos and go behind the OTB (Off
Track Betting) buildings. Hidden behind it is a closed up Well surrounded by
a fence with Biohazard signs on it. Just across the road is the Sprunk
factory, meaning that Sprunk is actually using a contaminated water source.
This appears to be a dig at Coca-Cola, who was forced to take their bottled
water off the shelves recently, due to its potential carcinogenic effects.

#27 - R.I.P Opposition 1997-2004:
Go to the War Memorial located in the Hippy Districts of San Fierro near Hippy
Shopper and enter the War Memorial. Go to the top to see the Gravestone that
says 'R.I.P Opposition 1997-2004' in relation to rival gaming companies.

#28 - Hippy Shopper:
In Los Santos, there is a store that seems to sell some sort of organic
produce. It is called The Hippy Shopper, a reference to the real-life shop
chain, Happy Shopper.

#29 - Rockstar Action Figures:
Go inside Zero's RC Shop in San Fierro and have a look at the shelves. They
have boxes of Lance Vance, Tommy Vercetti and James Earl Cash (the lead from
Rockstar's Manhunt game) action figures. Zero's store also contains boxes for
RC versions of the Hydras, NRG 500s and Rhino's.

#30 - Cobra Marital Arts:
Have a look at the name of the gym in San Fierro and prepare for a double
Easter egg blow. Not only does the name 'Cobra' refer to the evil Cobra Club
in the Karate Kid films, but it also says Marital Arts rather than Martial
Arts.

#31 - Shady Industries:
In South-Eastern Los Santos, there is a building that reads "Shady
Industries". This refers to Eminem as the original of this exact building can
be seen in one of his videos.

#32 - Valentino Rossi #46:
If you look at the racing number on the NRG 500, most of the time it's 46.
This is homage to the renowned Moto GP racer Valentino Rossi.

#33 - Magnetic Crane:
Go to the Easter Basin Docks located in San Fierro and park a car near the
magnetic crane and hop into it. Now attach the magnet to the vehicle and then
hop out and get into your vehicle again. Have fun! Also, if you export a car
out of the docks, it usually has a custom number plate of some sort. One of
these being 'EA Sucks', a possible reference to Electronic Arts.